Time Travel: The Best Doctor in Ancient Times

Chapter 1304: Chapter 965: Guaranteed Cure with Eggs!

Without waiting for Zhou Mu to react, Gu Changsheng immediately urged Xiao Cui, who was fiddling with the washing utensils on the side, ”Oh, stop what you’re doing. Nothing is more important than my evildoer’s face, that is as perfect as the Divine Residence. Quick, go find the waiter and get two hard-boiled eggs!”

”Huh?” Xiao Cui was momentarily stunned by these words, but quickly understood her mistress’s intent. She gave a little bow and turned to leave the guest room.

Seeing Xiao Cui leave, Gu Changsheng turned to look at Zhou Mu, a face full of concern, and said, ”Tsk, tsk, look at this poor thing, but don’t worry, I’ll make you look beautiful in no time!”

With that, Gu Changsheng waved her hand confidently, a proud expression revealing itself just like when a little meatball gets smug, ”Isn’t it just dark circles from staying up late? Once we get the eggs, peel them and roll them over your eyes. I guarantee those panda eyes will disappear without a trace!”

Zhou Mu was immediately at a loss whether to laugh or cry upon hearing this!

He’s human, not a deity, and staying awake all night working on these memorials has left him quite exhausted.

Yet, seeing his woman like this, Zhou Mu felt that all his fatigue suddenly vanished, as if being exhausted was a delight!

”Alright, I’ll wait and see how you can restore me to my original state!”

”Don’t worry, leave it to me. Did you forget what I do? I’m a doctor! My medical skills are top-notch!” Gu Changsheng pounded her chest in assurance. Then, gazing at her evildoer’s dark circles, she sighed, ”Tsk, tsk... Even though these dark circles are on your face, they hurt my eyes. Such an eyesore, trust me, I’ll do my very best...”

Hearing this, Zhou Mu couldn’t help but cast a side-eye.

This woman!

Her penchant for beauty has never been hidden!

Yet the more transparent she is, the more speechless I am!

”Hehe...” Receiving a glare from her evildoer, Gu Changsheng grinned awkwardly, scratched her nose, and continued, ”Do my best to roll the eggs for you...”

What’s with the dirty look?

It’s making me uncomfortable!

Is there anything wrong with liking beauty?

Alright, if that’s a beautiful wrongdoing, isn’t it the reason I fell for the evildoer?

It must be said that Gu Changsheng, unashamed as she is, has never hidden her fondness for her evildoer’s good looks!

Moreover, Gu Changsheng thinks that although she looks quite good herself, being able to survive between her evildoer as perfect as the Divine Residence and the beauty of Xilou, surpassing even evils, without dying of shame, is no easy feat!

Like fighting for survival in a crevice!

It’s all thanks to her thick skin; otherwise, she would have learned from Xiang Yu and felt too ashamed to face the elders of Jiangdong, jumping into the river to make a date with Yama Raja at any moment!

Though she thinks so, Gu Changsheng still feels sorry for her evildoer, especially when she sees the roomful of processed memorials. She quickly pulls her evildoer to the inner chamber and pushes him onto the bed.

Zhou Mu, quite cooperative throughout, flashes a gleam in his deep eyes and his voice lowers once laid down onto the bed by Gu Changsheng, ”My dear, it’s broad daylight, and declaring passion in the daytime isn’t proper...”

”Pff!” Gu Changsheng couldn’t help but spit upon hearing this, her face instantly flushing red, ”Who’s engaging in daytime passion with you? I’m just letting you lie down and rest. Rolling eggs might cure dark circles, but it’s not a fundamental solution. You’ve been up all night...”

Darn it, rogue!

Her evildoer is really getting better at being a rogue!

And such skillful at it, at least, more skillful than she is!

This irritated Gu Changsheng, who prides herself on following Confucius’s teachings about the essence of desires!

Why is it?

Why is it when she wants to strike, she can’t, but when she can’t, her evildoer is the one who leans in?

This is bullying her for having no father!

Such an ungrateful scoundrel!

Hearing this, Zhou Mu’s gaze deepened. Stretching out his long arm, he pulled Gu Changsheng, who was standing by the bed, over!

”Ah!” Gu Changsheng, completely lost in thoughts, was startled, and when she came to herself, she was already lying on her evildoer’s bed!

This posture, unmistakably suggestive...

Gu Changsheng couldn’t help but glance outside!

It’s broad daylight after all, isn’t it? Moreover, the door isn’t closed yet!

After all, she is someone who values her reputation!

Upon looking, Gu Changsheng saw Xiao Cui standing dumbfounded in the inner chamber, holding two eggs, like a wooden chicken...

”Ahem, it’s not what you think... we...” Gu Changsheng’s face flushed immediately. She hurriedly tried to climb off her evildoer, while awkwardly explaining in a shy manner.

”...” Xiao Cui stood there dumbfounded, blinking her big eyes, looking utterly innocent.

”Thud!” Just as she was halfway up, a long arm wrapped around her neck, causing Gu Changsheng to fall back into the familiar embrace, her face turning black. Looking at the evildoer beneath her, pretending to be nonchalant, she couldn’t help but growl through gritted teeth, ”What are you doing? Pulling back like this isn’t helpful!”

What’s called helping instead of hindering?

This is it!

Didn’t you see there are people outside?

Do you have no sense of shame?

”My hand slipped,” Zhou Mu blinked at Gu Changsheng, claiming nonchalantly.

”Your hand slipped, my foot!” Gu Changsheng was incensed, ”Does a hand slip while pulling?”

This is like burning paper at a gravesite, deceiving a ghost!

On purpose!

This evildoer in my house is obviously doing it on purpose!

Yet he shamelessly denies it so openly!

This is just too brazen!

”Weren’t you going to roll eggs for me? Isn’t this the perfect way to do it?” Zhou Mu blinked again, looking as if he was genuinely concerned for her.

Gu Changsheng was speechless upon hearing this.

Does anyone roll eggs with someone on top and someone underneath?

The effect isn’t any better this way!

”Ahem, my lady... actually, this maid saw nothing...” At this moment, Xiao Cui finally restored her presence, taking a few steps forward. She walked into the inner room, stretched out the eggs in her hand towards her lady, with her head almost touching her chest as she said, ”Actually, the son-in-law doing this is all for you, my lady. Even if you give him a little compensation, it’s deserved...”

”Oh, come on!” Gu Changsheng was stunned, turning awkwardly to look at the incredulous Xiao Cui beside her, muttering, ”You want me to compensate him? Xiao Cui, why don’t you just ask me to compensate with my body then?”

Damn!

Whose maid is this?

Her elbow is definitely turning outward, how perfectly standard it is!

Even helping to speak for this evildoer of mine, it’s simply being an accomplice!

Gu Changsheng suddenly felt isolated and helpless!

And deeply frustrated, because it felt like it was a wasted effort with Xiao Cui!

Trying to get up, her evildoer seemed determined to hold her down, stubbornly refusing to let her go!

After several attempts to escape, Gu Changsheng gave up on trying, taking the eggs from Xiao Cui’s hand while muttering, ”You like being pressed down, huh? Then stay below! I’ll guarantee to roll you senseless!”

With that, Gu Changsheng sighed!

Not for anything else, it’s just that the eggs in her hand were too hot!

Xiao Cui, a truly straight shooter, actually brought freshly boiled eggs!

This temperature!

Just right!

Hmph!

Quickly peeling them, tossing them into the bamboo basket Xiao Cui brought, Gu Changsheng didn’t hesitate to press the two hot white eggs onto Zhou Mu’s eyes!

”Heh heh...” Zhou Mu chuckled softly upon seeing this.

Meanwhile, Gu Changsheng was in a great mood!

”See! I’ll make you look! If you have the guts to keep looking, the eggs will let you see all you want!” Pressing the eggs onto her evildoer’s eyes, she exclaimed.

Seriously, rolling eggs is such a simple task; anyone can roll them themselves without involving others, right?

Yet he insists on getting her to help!

This isn’t some skillful task. Could rolling them herself feel any better than if someone else does it?

Gu Changsheng felt her evildoer was channeling his resentment from being enslaved by his own father onto her, and look, wasn’t he just trying to enslave her in return?

But when thinking about it, it’s still a win!

Compared to reviewing reports, rolling eggs is a heavenly enjoyment!

Therefore, even if her actions were somewhat inelegant, they were barely acceptable!

The ever-optimistic Gu Changsheng quickly adjusted her mindset, calming down!

Just then, she glanced at Xiao Cui, who was watching her roll eggs for her evildoer with great interest. Gu Changsheng couldn’t help but roll her eyes, ”He can’t see, but you’re watching with such relish!”

Xiao Cui was initially stunned at the comment, then quickly explained, ”This maid wasn’t looking!”

”Not looking, yet you were staring?” Gu Changsheng grumbled.

Come on, she was still seated on top of her evildoer!

This position wasn’t exactly one for outsiders to witness!

”Ahem, it’s not like this maid hasn’t seen it before...” Xiao Cui replied, her cheeks reddening.

The lady and son-in-law sharing a bed wasn’t a rare occurrence; was she ever not outside during those times?

No surprise, that’s exactly it...

Although Xiao Cui spoke with a hint of shyness, she truly embarrassed Gu Changsheng!

Oh my god!

What is this situation?

Feeling their maid had developed immunity?

Gu Changsheng desperately wished she hadn’t!

Beyond words of embarrassment, Gu Changsheng watched as the seemingly rooted Xiao Cui, who was determined to watch until the end, remained speechless and could only let her be!

”What are you guys doing?”