Time Travel: The Best Doctor in Ancient Times

Chapter 1142: Chapter 811: Tiger Bone Soup or Turtle Soup, for Virility!

Knowing Gu Changsheng’s identity and hearing her speak so, the father and son of the Guo Family immediately had no doubts.

The Southern Emperor!

Who is the Southern Emperor?

Even before the Southern Emperor was the Southern Emperor, her name as the Medicine God was already famous across the world, known to everyone, and acknowledged by all. All doctors under heaven learned from her medical books, and all pharmacists received her guidance in making medicine!

She excelled in the art of medicine, renowned across the world!

Her words, to patients, were pearls of wisdom!

With the Southern Emperor there, even if Beauty Sai had twins, and even if the fetus was large, there would definitely be no worries!

Thinking of this, the father and son of the Guo Family were instantly overjoyed!

”What a pity, those two Sweat-Blood Precious Horses just died like that!” Dowager Empress Xiao sighed with regret.

Gu Changsheng looked at Dowager Empress Xiao’s pained expression as if she had lost a piece of flesh and immediately rolled her eyes, ”Empress Xiao, is it necessary? It’s just two horses!”

”Just two horses? Girl, it’s easy for you to talk when you’re not feeling the pain of it. Do you know what this Liaodong of mine has been scoured to by this brat Zhou Mu? I’m poor!” Dowager Empress Xiao responded with frustration, exclaiming loudly.

”Uh... hahaha!” Gu Changsheng paused, then laughed heartily, gesturing to the two Imperial Gu insects that had been following them, ”Little Meat and Maomao, come and act as our means of transport!”

Upon hearing the summons, the White Tiger Gu and Black Tortoise Gu shivered!

Oh... it’s not called Little Meat!

Wow... it’s not called Maomao!

Why do even the God-Serving People call them that? Why?

Can they request a change of feeder?

Oh, mighty God of Witch Gu, please listen to the pleas of these two little Gu insects!

”Not coming over yet?” Seeing them dilly-dally, Gu Changsheng immediately glared, ”Waiting to make porridge, are you?”

See!

They are indeed mother and son!

Even the threats to the Gu insects are exactly the same!

The White Tiger Gu accepted its fate, lowered its tiger head, and grew a little bigger.

Gu Changsheng glared at it.

It grew a little bigger again!

The Black Tortoise Gu saw this and resignedly grew a bit larger too, both Gu insects enlarging very reluctantly!

”Changsheng, why do I feel they’re very unwilling?” Zhou Mu gently stroked the little meat bun asleep on his shoulder, glanced at Little Meat and Maomao, and asked with a smile.

”Ignore them, they’re just throwing temper tantrums!” Gu Changsheng responded, chuckling, and nudged the half-lifeless Little Meat and Maomao in front of her with her foot, holding back her laughter as she urged, ”Hurry up, won’t you? Only after you get us back to the Guo Family can you return to the little meat bun’s body to recuperate. Being bitten by wolves doesn’t hurt, right?”

Zhou Mu couldn’t understand the thoughts of these two Gu insects, but with the Witch Gu God’s Egg and Manman inside her, Gu Changsheng was crystal clear about the thoughts of the Gu insects!

Upon hearing this, Little Meat and Maomao accepted their fate.

Seeing the two Gu insects grow larger, Gu Changsheng deftly jumped onto Little Meat’s back, watching as Zhou Mu climbed up behind her with the little meat bun, she waved to the remaining three little ones, pulling Little Monk Bu Jie and Little Han Mo with the Black Face in front of her.

”You two, sit on Maomao, rest assured, our Southern Border Gu insects are the most spiritually aware, they won’t harm you.” Watching Wuchang Yue sit at the front, Gu Changsheng addressed the father and son of the Guo Family.

The father and son of the Guo Family didn’t hesitate either. After a battle lasting the whole night, it would indeed take longer for them to rush back compared to riding on these two massive Gu insects. So, making a gesture of invitation to Dowager Empress Xiao, they followed her onto Maomao’s turtle neck.

”Why? Why do the adults go on your back but not mine?”

The two Gu insects swiftly moved towards Xunyang City, each step covering several dozen feet, the mountains and trees around them retreating rapidly as Maomao, craning its turtle neck, unwillingly watched Little Meat who was keeping pace with it.

”Isn’t it obvious? Because I’m better looking! Adults love good-looking ones the most!”

Maomao: ”...”

”Pfft!”

Sitting on Little Meat’s back, Gu Changsheng, upon hearing the conversation between the two Gu insects, couldn’t help but burst into laughter, twitching at the corners of her mouth, her whole body feeling awkward!

”What’s so funny?” Zhou Mu, holding the little meat bun with one arm and the woman in front of him with the other, seeing her laugh without reason, immediately asked.

”Oh, nothing, nothing.” Upon hearing Zhou Mu’s question, Gu Changsheng quickly shook her head.

Can’t say, can’t say!

She couldn’t possibly tell the evildoer that even the Gu insects in her household knew her to be a looks fanatic, right?

No!

In fact, probably the whole world knew!

It’s not something to be proud of, most importantly, her household’s evildoer might not be as fond of it!

Hehe!

”Master, you think I’ve got a point, don’t you? I’m indeed much handsomer than that ancient tortoise, aren’t I?” Upon hearing laughter from its back, the White Tiger Gu, Little Meat, twisted its tiger head, eyes gleaming, conveying its thoughts from the heart.

”Aren’t you full of yourself? You’re just a Gu insect, why are you so narcissistic? Neither my Little Snake nor Fire Chicken are as narcissistic as you!” Gu Changsheng couldn’t help but speak.

Narcissistic is one thing, but defaming its companion? Jeez!

Didn’t you see the turtle shell beside Maomao, it’s almost standing up?

Gu Changsheng couldn’t help but feel secretly relieved, fortunately! Fortunately, the Gu on her body is honest!

Except for Dandan Bug, who occasionally acts cute and whines, that noble Manman rarely shows up. Even when it does, it wouldn’t be this goofy! Also, the little snake of Qinglong Gu and the fire chicken of Suzaku Gu are both very obedient and generally not goofy, though they do show a bit of grievance when asked to hunt or make a fire!

”Sir, this guy really isn’t a Gu! Would you like to eat tiger meat? Or a bowl of tiger bone soup? Tiger bone soup is the most nourishing and vital for potency, maybe the son-in-law should have a bowl?” Xuanwu Gu Maomao twisted its turtle neck, the turtle face full of reluctance.

”...” Gu Changsheng widened his eyes.

”No, no, no! Sir! Don’t listen to this thousand-year-old turtle’s nonsense! Turtle soup is the real human nourishment! If you’re giving the son-in-law something to drink, it should be turtle soup, not this non-Gu creature!” The White Tiger Gu Rou Rou shook his head immediately upon hearing this.

”...” Gu Changsheng was already dumbfounded, unable to speak, and the whole person was a bit silly!

”What’s wrong?” Feeling the stiffness of the woman in front of him, Zhou Mu asked with a concerned face.

”Nothing! Just got struck by thunder...” Gu Changsheng shook his head blankly, continuing to be stiff.

Thunder roared in the sky!

Darn it, what kind of crap does the little meat bun usually mumble with these two Gus?

Tiger bone soup?

Turtle soup?

Nourishing and vital for potency?

C’mon, give me a break!

Is this about spreading her glorious history throughout the world of Gu Insects? Just thinking about the day when all Gu insects know her demon needs vitality support and scramble to recommend unruly Gu insects to be put into her pot, Gu Changsheng’s face went a bit dark!

This is just too shocking!

”Seriously, what’s going on? Why doesn’t your face look good?” Zhou Mu’s hands tightened around Gu Changsheng’s waist, his eyebrows slightly furrowed, pursuing the question.

Shake head!

Shake head decisively!

Gu Changsheng thought, these words absolutely cannot let the demon know!

”Maomao said tiger bone soup is nourishing and vital for potency, Rou Rou disagrees, saying turtle soup is the most nourishing and vital for potency, Rou Rou and Maomao both recommend each other to give Uncle Wood a boost...” The little meat bun, who had just woken up, lay on Zhou Mu’s shoulder, yawning and mumbling.

Zhou Mu’s face froze upon hearing this.

Gu Changsheng’s mouth twitched.

Rou Rou and Maomao quickly fell silent!

They were just talking, please don’t really cook them!

”You guys! You two! Woke up the little meat bun!” After a while, Gu Changsheng pointed at the swiftly moving Rou Rou and Maomao, speaking with a face full of deep resentment.

Following the little meat bun’s words, muffled laughter came from the two Gu insects!

Especially from Maomao, where the father and son of the Guo family both feigned coughs, lowering their heads, suppressing a laugh, while Dowager Empress Xiao initially maintained her elder’s dignity, but gradually, the laughter grew and eventually turned into loud laughter.

”Haha! Zhou Mu, you brat, I said why would you elope with Gu Changsheng this girl, the problem was right here! Don’t worry, I have many nourishing recipes here, all guaranteed to work, I’ll send them to you later!” Dowager Empress Xiao looked at Zhou Mu, the wrinkles on her old face etched even deeper from laughing.

”Empress Xiao!” Gu Changsheng whispered angrily, ”Let’s have a fight!”

Darn it, really hitting the nail on the head!

”Girl, you’re a doctor, you should know it’s bad to avoid treatment! This is an illness, it must be treated! Tiger bone soup and turtle soup can’t be missed, and all these others can’t be missed either! The more the merrier! Haha...” Hearing this, Dowager Empress Xiao laughed even more heartily.

”You!” Gu Changsheng was at a loss for words, turning to Zhou Mu, her face full of hesitation, ”Demon, don’t listen to them, they’re clearly having too much idle time! And little meat bun, what nonsense have you been telling your Gu insects? How do they know...”

At this point, Gu Changsheng didn’t know how to continue, she didn’t even have the courage to look at Zhou Mu’s face!

What a sweat!

”Mom, what exactly are you talking about? I didn’t say it, it was the palace maids in the Heavenly Palace saying all day that the reason I don’t have a little sister is because Uncle Wood is sick and needs to eat more to get better!” The little meat bun’s face was still a bit pale, his big eyes blinking as he looked at his own mom, looking very innocent.

”Pfft!”

”Haha!”

”...”

The muffled laughter suddenly became stronger.

Gu Changsheng resigned herself, leaning back into Zhou Mu’s embrace, the whole person feeling out of sorts!

”My love, where exactly did these rumors start? Hmm?” Zhou Mu helplessly looked at the little woman in his arms, speaking.

”Ever since you had all those potency-enhancing items gathered on Baili Mountain, this rumor hasn’t stopped...” Gu Changsheng thought for a moment, still speaking honestly.

So, this isn’t her fault!

”Demon, you have to believe me, you’re not sick, you really don’t need any supplements!”

Darn it, supplement my foot!

Over-supplementing, resulting in nosebleeds?