Divine Level Witch Doctor

”Holy shit!”

Zhao Yuan was stunned. He finally realized that not only had the Celestial Thunder destroyed the Bone Woman’s Human Skin Cloak, but his own clothes had suffered the same fate.

But before this, his mind was still foggy from the Celestial Thunder strike. He was also so preoccupied celebrating the boost in his and the Bone Woman’s strength that he’d completely forgotten he was stark naked...

This was so damn embarrassing!

Zhao Yuan’s face instantly flushed red.

He quickly took a step back, SLAMMED the door shut, and turned to the Bone Woman to complain, ”Why didn’t you warn me?”

The Bone Woman said, feeling wronged, ”I tried to, but you were too fast. Before I could even get the words out, you’d already opened the door.”

Zhao Yuan snapped, ”Couldn’t you have warned me sooner? I was standing there naked the whole time.”

The Bone Woman explained, ”I didn’t realize you didn’t know your clothes were destroyed. I thought you were naked on purpose.”

”On purpose my ass! It’s not like I have some kind of perverted fetish!”

Zhao Yuan was just venting; he didn’t actually blame the Bone Woman. After all, this was ultimately his own fault. He had to take the blame and couldn’t pin it on anyone else.

However, as he was complaining, he suddenly remembered something else and quickly glanced down.

Well, what do you know. It was completely bare down there.

The last time he crafted the Wind and Thunder Whip, all his hair down there had been burned off. He couldn’t believe that just as it had started to grow back, it was all gone again!

If this happened a few more times, would the area become completely barren, turning him into a true Cyan Dragon?

Sighing in resignation, Zhao Yuan took some clothes out of his Storage Ring and quickly put them on.

Meanwhile, the middle-aged couple outside the door looked thoroughly disappointed.

The woman, in particular, was annoyed, muttering to herself, ’Why did I have to shout ”pervert”? That kid’s face and body were both pretty easy on the eyes. I shouldn’t have yelled. I should have taken a few more seconds to feast my eyes!’

Of course, she couldn’t say any of this in front of her husband. Instead, she adopted a stern, righteous tone. ”Young people these days are just unbelievable! Opening the door without any clothes on... It’s an affront to public decency!”

After a few more criticisms, her tone suddenly shifted. ”But what was with that kid just now? I remember he had hair when I saw him yesterday. How’d he suddenly go bald today? What’s that all about?” In her head, she added, ’And he even shaved everything clean down there, too.’

The husband said excitedly, ”It must be roleplaying! Didn’t you hear the woman in the room call him ’master’ right when the door opened? If I’m not mistaken, those two young people are definitely roleplaying as a Monk and a maid! Tsk, tsk, a forbidden love affair. How thrilling!”

In his heart, he was actually quite disappointed. ’Why was it only the guy who was naked when the door opened? I wanted to feast my eyes, too!’

”A shame, a real shame,” the man said, unconsciously speaking his thoughts aloud.

”A shame about what?” the woman shot back, turning to look at him with a menacing glare.

”N-nothing,” the man stammered, his scalp tingling with fear as he waved his hands dismissively.

The woman said coldly, ”Hmph. Don’t think I don’t know what you’re thinking. You’re imagining yourself roleplaying with that little hussy in there, aren’t you?”

”No, absolutely not! How could an upright man like me have such filthy thoughts?” the husband denied without hesitation. He was, in fact, thinking exactly that, but there was no way he could or would admit it. Otherwise, a scene of domestic violence was sure to follow!

While the couple was bickering, Zhao Yuan finished dressing and opened the door again. Seeing they were still there, he gave them an awkward nod by way of greeting, then quickly walked away with the Bone Woman.

’Ah, to be young,’ the husband sighed to himself. ’They really know how to have fun.’

The wife watched Zhao Yuan’s retreating back, replaying the scene she had just witnessed. A creepy, lecherous smile crept onto her face.

But soon, another thought occurred to them.

”Hey, wait a minute. Wasn’t this the room that had its window shattered by lightning yesterday? How were these two in there the whole time without getting hurt?”

Their minds filled with confusion, but unfortunately, Zhao Yuan and the Bone Woman were already too far away to ask.

A young man walked out of the room next door. ”Uncle, Auntie, what took you so long to buy groceries? Huh...?”

Just then, he caught a glimpse of Zhao Yuan turning to go downstairs.

Even though he only saw his profile, he recognized him at once and couldn’t help but exclaim, ”Isn’t that Zhao Yuan? What’s he doing here?”

The middle-aged couple turned around and asked curiously, ”What, you know those two?”

”I know the guy. He’s a pretty famous figure at our school,” the young man said, his tone laced with hostility.

After Zhao Yuan became famous, while many people saw him as an idol, just as many were incredibly jealous of him!

This young man was one of them.

And he wasn’t just jealous of Zhao Yuan; he resented him. He also had a huge crush on Lin Xue and had even written her a love letter, but she hadn’t given him the time of day and ended up with Zhao Yuan instead.

Because of this, he hated Zhao Yuan, believing he had stolen his goddess away.

”Oh, so that’s it,” the husband said. ”That kid is the tenant for this room. He’s been renting it for a few months, but what’s strange is, he only ever comes by in the morning and almost never stays the night.”

The young man didn’t care about that. He was focused on the beautiful woman following behind Zhao Yuan. ”Who’s the girl? What’s her relationship to him?”

The husband answered, ”I don’t know who the woman is, but she’s probably the kid’s girlfriend. They went in yesterday and just came out. When he opened the door just now, the guy was still naked. They were clearly having so much fun they forgot to get dressed.”

Hearing this, the young man’s eyes lit up.

He clenched his fists, his body trembling with excitement.

”Isn’t Zhao Yuan’s girlfriend Lin Xue? Is he two-timing her? Excellent! So our school’s great hero is actually a heart-breaking, cheating scumbag! This is perfect. I have to expose this! I’ll make Lin Xue see this scumbag for who he really is! I’ll make everyone condemn him!”