Ghost Catching System

Lan Yingxue is truly beautiful, a top talent among Kunlun’s young people, and hardly anyone talks to her like this. Chu Hao, this guy, is quite special. He feels a bit shameless!

”No thanks, keep your pet to yourself, my taste isn’t quite up to it.”

The toad retorted angrily, ”Talking like that, who’s this little bastard’s pet? This emperor is the almighty Jade Dragon King.”

The evil ghosts below howled, ”Living human, tremble! The Evil King is about to descend upon this world.”

Chu Hao couldn’t stand it anymore. These ghosts down there are truly arrogant, thinking they own the place, as if it’s their slaughterhouse?

”Trash on the ground, this Taoist Master is sending you some gifts, catch them well.”

With a wave of his hand, he poured out countless yellow liquids from the System Space, carrying a pungent smell, almost like it’s from days ago!

All of it fell towards the Netherworld Hell.

Lan Yingxue and the toad were curious about what Chu Hao poured down there.

The result? The two were instantly speechless. Chu Hao dumped Rootless Water, essentially old child urine, a bit eye-burning.

The evil ghosts below were expecting something, perhaps more flesh, already prepared to snatch it up.

Instead, a massive basin of old child urine came pouring down from the sky!

A group of evil ghosts: ”...”

”Oh my days.”

Child urine has unrivaled lethality against the evil ghosts below, the weaker ones screamed, while it didn’t quite harm the higher-level ones.

”What is this?”

”It’s child urine, you bastard, ah ah ah ah!”

”Damn it, what do they take Netherworld Hell for? I, the evil ghost, intend to go up there and slaughter that living human.”

The evil ghosts were in uproar, the power of child urine was enormous, enraging them all.

Chu Hao laughed, ”It’s just perfect, I have a lot of stuff that needs disposing of, this place is great, as big as a toilet.”

”Ding... Host has angered the poseur, earned 6000 Pretentiousness Points.”

Both the toad and Lan Yingxue were speechless. If it were them, they’d probably be as infuriated as the evil ghosts below.

One wonders how Chu Hao has so much old child urine, it’s not logical.

Chu Hao finally understood the true use of child urine, not to exterminate ghosts, but to disgust and earn Pretentiousness Points.

Chu Hao once won ten truckloads of child urine in a lottery, just how much is that?

Now, Chu Hao dumped it all down.

In an instant, below the Netherworld Hell, there came a furious roar and resentment, almost resonating with the heavens and earth.

Curses, anger, resentment, all erupted in that instant, yearning to charge up to the human world immediately.

On the side, the dismembered Nan Xintianzi was also stupefied, her entire body was trembling violently. How could Chu Hao dare to do this?

Lan Yingxue’s beautiful face was also filled with astonishment, wondering where Chu Hao got so much child urine.

The toad was speechless too, saying, ”I don’t bow to any walls, but I bow to you.”

Chu Hao dumped carloads after carloads of child urine, more than any typical toilet could hold, of course, only a place as large as Netherworld Hell would do.

Having thrown all the child urine, Chu Hao sighed inwardly, this stuff is still too little.

Below Netherworld Hell, the roars finally subsided somewhat, leaving an endless resentment.

”You’ve humiliated us, the living human above, you’re dead!”

”No more urine? When I, the evil ghost, burst up there, I’ll kill all the living humans.”

Seeing the evil ghosts still clamoring, Chu Hao sneered inwardly, a bunch of inexperienced ghosts, he said, ”This Taoist Master has traversed the human world for millions of years. What came before was merely an appetizer, now is the main show, the weeds below better be ready, this Taoist Master has a special gift for you.”

Chu Hao threw all the Red Dragons down!

It should be known that the sanitary pads in Chu Hao’s System Space were more than ten times the amount of child urine, truck after truck, enough to fill countless soccer fields?

These were the finest of the fine sanitary pads.

A top-grade Red Dragon can knock out stray dogs within a hundred meters with foaming mouths, even fierce ghosts might retreat three steps at the sight of them, fearing to touch even the slightest bit.

However, these Red Dragons triggered an intense tremor in the Netherworld Hell when Chu Hao threw them down.

”Ugh!...Human, I’ll be irreconcilable with you.”

”Ah ah ah! Damn it, what have they turned Netherworld Hell into, a toilet?”

”Whoever kills him, this evil ghost will give him half a catty of Netherworld Water.”

”I’ll give you a pound, go kill him!”

The evil ghosts below exploded once more, the aftermath ten times greater than that of child urine.

Originally, some fierce ghosts who were pushing the evil ghosts to explore ahead, a blue vein throbbing, felt like they could eat ghosts, as if the living human really used Netherworld Hell as a toilet, throwing down old child urine was bad enough, but also sanitary pads.

The critical point is, how can there be so many sanitary pads, piled mountain high, the overwhelming smell leaving evil ghosts vomiting their untouched meals.

Before even reaching the human world, the enemies are already getting on their nerves.

The jaws of both the toad and Lan Yingxue dropped to the ground, unable to articulate their feelings seeing Chu Hao throw out so many sanitary pads.

Especially Lan Yingxue, she couldn’t imagine what sort of pervert would collect that many sanitary pads?

At the same time, many people arrived at the palace, drawn by the previous sounds of battle, curious to see what was happening.

What they saw was a pitch-black abyss, with terrifying ghost sounds coming from below.

Chu Hao had already escaped, throwing things into the abyss.

”Chu Hao managed to escape, I told you he could create miracles.”

”Where are the others?”

”Where’s Nan Xintianzi, she’s been crippled.”

”Amazing, my brother.”

Amazement aside, they were still curious about what was happening below that abyss, one by one stretching their heads to look, only to be hit by a pungent toilet smell, stinging their eyes.

”Damn! Who’s the bloody bastard who dug such a big pit and dumped so much crap down here,” someone swore.

”It stinks so bad, I’m going to puke, ugh...!”

The evil ghosts below: ”...”

Many people came up to watch, but most couldn’t stand it, all driven back by the stench, especially the girls.

Who could endure it!

The abyss below looked like a toilet that hadn’t been cleaned for a year, and the smell was damn authentic.

Chu Hao was also teary-eyed from the smell, shielding his nose while looking towards the abyss below, saying, ”I think Netherworld Hell suits this kind of smell, ugh... sorry! I can’t stand it, let me step aside.”

”Ding... Host caused enemy critical damage of ten thousand points, earned 6000 Pretentiousness Points.”

Lan Yingxue also covered her nose and retreated; she was on the brink of losing her breakfast.

The toad flipped over, lying on its back and foaming at the mouth nearby.

The dismembered Nan Xintianzi was crawling away, unable to endure the smell either.

”Living human, I, Fugui, shall surely kill you, plunge you into the oil cauldrons of hell,” a ghost declaring itself Fugui roared from deep within hell.

Several ghosts responded, ”I wish to join Fugui Saint Child in storming the human world.”

”The Ghost Saint Child is furious, living human, you’re dead.”

”Living human, dare to state your name, you’ve completely angered the evil ghosts of Netherworld Hell.”

The ghosts below were all infuriated to madness.

Chu Hao rolled his eyes while covering his nose, ”First brave the road of sanitary pads, before you’re qualified to come up and negotiate with this Taoist Master.”

The road of sanitary pads!

”I’m furious, ah ah ah!!”