Checking in for 100,000 Years

”Yoga, how could I fail?”

The woman in white turned around to look at the Yoga Godlord, speaking pitifully like a helpless little girl.

”Saintess, perhaps this person is the mysterious and unstoppable legend—Yinfuti!”

The Yoga Godlord sighed.

The Buddha Sect has always loved to save all beings, claiming that the Buddha saves those who are destined.

In the Land of Thousands of Buddhas, there are many powers of the Buddha Sect, and various salvation practices are common, with those destined coming in many forms.

It’s said that anyone can be saved.

However, within the sect’s ancient texts, there exists a legend of a person who cannot be saved at all.

And that is Yinfuti.

Such a person cannot be saved, no matter the method.

”So it’s Yinfuti... no wonder I failed. The legend indeed exists...”

The woman in white murmured, a bitter smile appearing on her flawless, clean little face.

”What is she talking about?”

Ye Yun frowned and turned to ask Master Hongyun.

”I’m not quite sure either...”

Master Hongyun shook his head repeatedly.

Yinfuti, this was the first time he’d heard of it.

”Miss Saintess, what does it matter if you didn’t succeed in salvation?

Besides, I’m not a bad person, my realm isn’t high, and I won’t cause any trouble for you in the future...”

Ye Yun said with a smile.

”He’s right, Saintess, you don’t have to be discouraged. You’ve already saved so many people, one more doesn’t matter...”

The Yoga Godlord comforted.

”Mm!” The woman in white silently nodded, her expression gradually calming down.

After all, as a Divine King, her Dao Heart quickly restored to normalcy after a brief lapse.

”Hahaha!”

From the distant depths of the void, a man’s rowdy voice suddenly echoed.

The woman in white looked up, gazing at the red silhouette deep in the void. Upon seeing his appearance clearly, her brows furrowed immediately.

A red figure appeared abruptly above the Celestial Boat.

Ye Yun looked up and noticed that the newcomer, like Master Hongyun, was also a red-robed monk.

Though.

This red-robed monk was plump, with a loose robe, an oily face, and a pair of small eyes.

Compared to Master Hongyun in terms of looks, he fell far short.

”Master Hongyun, could this guy be your teacher?”

Ye Yun asked with a laugh.

”No, my master doesn’t look like this!”

Master Hongyun shook his head repeatedly.

”Damn it, what’s wrong with how I look? What nonsense are you spouting?”

Hearing Master Hongyun’s words, the red-robed monk raised his brows and scolded unceremoniously.

”Senior, your appearance is dignified; I would never speak nonsense!”

Master Hongyun explained anxiously.

”Enough, enough, you’re just a True God-stage little guy; I’m too lazy to argue with you!”

The red-robed monk laughed, waving his hand dismissively.

”Happy Buddha Ancestor, how dare you block the Celestial Boat of the Holy Buddha Sect?”

The Saintess of Holy Buddha Sect stepped forward, her aura suppressed but unwavering, her face calm as she spoke softly.

”Hahaha, I just witnessed quite a show! Who would’ve thought that Yinfuti really exists in this world!”

Happy Buddha Ancestor laughed heartily.

After a few laughs, he looked at Ye Yun, saying with a mischievous smile, ”Fellow, you’re full of vice and your tenacity has reached the level of Yinfuti; truly destined to meet me!”

”What did you say?”

Ye Yun found it amusing, staring at the red-robed monk.

This Happy Buddha Ancestor, his name alone indicated what kind of person he was.

On the Cangnan Continent, there were quite a few similar characters.

”I said, you’re destined to meet me. I’m looking for a successor, you might as well follow me!”

Happy Buddha Ancestor spoke boldly.

”Make me a monk? That’s never going to happen!”

Ye Yun laughed heartily.

This was truly absurd.

In all these years, this was the first time someone wanted to make him a monk.

It was simply too comical.

”Kid, I see potential in you, don’t be ungrateful!”

Happy Buddha Ancestor said coldly, his expression serious.

”Big monk, why don’t you return where you came from? Even the Saintess couldn’t save me, let alone you with your Happy Buddha way!”

Ye Yun mocked.

”Can’t save you, how is that possible? You’re full of vice; with a small trick, I could make you one of us!”

Happy Buddha Ancestor shook his head, eyes showing immense confidence.

”Feel free to try!”

Ye Yun shrugged, indifferent.

”Saintess, don’t say I didn’t give you face; this guy has nothing to do with you, right? He’s also the legendary Yinfuti, let my Buddhist Path save him instead!”

Happy Buddha Ancestor turned, speaking solemnly to the woman in white.

”Since you’re both willing, this Saintess won’t interfere...”

The woman in white spoke slowly.

She was also curious whether Happy Buddha Ancestor’s Buddhist Path could save this legendary Yinfuti.

Happy Buddha Ancestor’s Buddhist Path focuses differently from her purification method, primarily triggering desires in others.

Once desire arises, the endless sea of suffering expands.

The Happy Buddhist Path cultivates finding joy in suffering.

In the vast Land of Thousands of Buddhas, Buddha Sect powers are countless, with righteous sects, evil sects, and neutral sects; countless factions abound.

”Heh heh!” On the side, Master Hongyun’s eyes flickered, coldly laughing inwardly: ”This second-generation ancestor is truly a fool; with Happy Buddha Ancestor’s power, anyone who joins him will have limitless prospects...”

Happy Buddha Ancestor looked at Ye Yun, releasing a mocking laugh.

”Boy, if I unleash the Happy Avenue, you might not handle it. If you embarrass yourself, that’s on you!”

Ye Yun retorted: ”Stop boasting, I’m Yinfuti, you know this, right? No Buddhist Path in this Divine Land can save me!”

”You... are too arrogant.”

Happy Buddha Ancestor was enraged, suddenly a red lotus appeared under his feet.

Sitting down slowly, he sat cross-legged atop the red lotus.

Hand seals formed rapidly as he began channeling the Happy Avenue, a layer of red light covering his entire body.

One by one, beautiful and alluring women, incredibly seductive, appeared out of thin air beside Ye Yun.

They danced provocatively, like water snakes, making various enticing poses, trying to stir Ye Yun’s desires.

”Ma De, these bizarre figures are too ugly. Happy Buddha Ancestor, can you conjure something more attractive?”

Ye Yun shouted loudly, looking at these illusory women with wide eyes.

Too ugly?

Upon hearing this, Happy Buddha Ancestor almost lost his breath.

These seductive women were all breathtaking beauties, the highest echelon of beauty.

Where were they ugly?

What kind of taste is this!

”I’ve got it, this guy likes ugly women, not beauties!”

Happy Buddha Ancestor slapped his thigh, suddenly enlightened.

He immediately made adjustments.

Befuddling music played, and those beautiful women in the void suddenly transformed into sharp-toothed Yaksha figures.

Each of them lashed out, posing seductively to Ye Yun.

Ye Yun: ”...”

Seeing this, he was at a loss.

It’s undeniable.

This Happy Buddha Ancestor was indeed a talent.

Quick to react.

He had said the previous women weren’t attractive, and this guy assumed he liked ugly women, thus conjured a bunch of Female Yaksha instead.

”Happy Buddha Ancestor, I don’t like ugly women!”

A roar echoed in Happy Buddha Ancestor’s ear.

This... not appealing either?

Then what does this kid like?

Happy Buddha Ancestor sat cross-legged on the red lotus, staring blankly at the white-clothed young man on the Celestial Boat, his face troubled.

In his heart.

Those beauties earlier were already the world’s top-notch.

If that’s not enough, he truly didn’t know what to transform.

”Could it be... he likes treasures?”

A thought suddenly emerged in Happy Buddha Ancestor’s mind.