Social Animals? My Brother is a Female Empress in the Underworld and Earns 10 Billion a Month!

139: Best friend vs. cousin(I hate section 21, so vulgar!!! Check the original draft on Weibo.)

Which lady shall I love today: ”This Old Lady wants to see how Mo Ran ruins my goddess Miss Star. Last time you shot the CNFT36 boy band, they looked like a pile of crap.”

Rabbit in the morning: ”After clicking—my profanity is condensed into just two words, ’Holy shit,’ to express my amazement. Does Miss Star sleep with fans? I can, I can, I can...”

Programmers aren’t bald: ”My little husband You Pan!!! This face-con has surrendered, I’m just gonna lie down and let it happen!”

A group of You Pan’s boyfriend fans in the comments section were screaming: ”111, Brother is really a ’1’.”

At this moment, You Pan was squatting piteously on the ground, his fingers quickly scrolling through the comments on the screen.

His body began to tremble uncontrollably. He suddenly turned his head and stared fixedly at You Wu nearby with eyes full of resentment and grievance.

”Brother Wu, I told you not to shoot it so erotically!” You Pan cried out with a sob. ”I’m a straight man through and through! This style really doesn’t suit me!”

Seeing this, You Wu walked forward slowly and patted You Pan’s solid pectoral muscles with a heavy heart, comforting him, ”Bro, calm down first. Everything we do is for work.”

”Look at ’Miss Star’, her adaptability is so strong. Whether it’s a cute and sweet style or a sexy and charming route, she can handle it with ease. She’s simply the epitome of a perfect blend of ’salt and sweet’, sexy and pure!”

After hearing this, You Pan pouted even more and muttered dissatisfiedly, ”Hmph, that’s because she was born with a Saintess Physique and was originally suited to be dressed as a girl, okay? Unlike me... with a ’man-attracting’ buff...”

”Now all the ladies in the entire company misunderstand, thinking I’m not straight, not straight!!!”

At this time, the corners of You Wu’s mouth curled up slightly, revealing a sly smile. He then crossed his arms over his chest and teased with a laugh, ”Alright, alright, you guy, stop acting like you’re suffering after getting such a good deal!”

”An annual salary of a million is easily in the bag; I’m so envious my eyes are turning red.”

”Besides, the results of this shoot are so good, those fans will definitely buy it. Maybe after this battle, you’ll even attract a large group of girl/boyfriend fans who are dead-set on you!”

As soon as he finished speaking, You Pan’s face instantly turned bright red. He lowered his head shyly and whispered, ”I don’t want any girlfriend fans!”

”In comparison, ’mommy fans’ have stronger purchasing power...” At this point, his eyes suddenly lit up as if he had thought of something, and he continued, ”But then again, if I can get about 500,000 in pre-sale commission this month, that would be quite good!”

”Hehehe... that manager lady at the Yin Food Shop in the night market!”

You Wu gave You Pan a punch with a grim face. ”You worthless little brother, can’t you have some ambition?”

”Brother Wu, one must start a family and then build a career. Family first, then career.”

”You kid, what kind of mess is your head filled with!” You Wu shook his head in disappointment and gave You Pan another punch.

”Ouch, Brother Wu, go easy on me!” You Pan rubbed his head while saying aggrievedly, ”I’m just speaking the truth for most men...”

”The truth? I think you’re just crazy for women!” You Wu glared at him crossly. ”Hurry up and pack your things, get ready to get off work and go home.”

”Yes, sir!” You Pan quickly organized his belongings and followed behind You Wu as they trotted out of the company.

C City was brightly lit at night as the two ghosts strolled through the streets. You Pan couldn’t help but sigh, ”Sigh, if only every day could be this easy...”

”Cut the crap. Work hard for Her Majesty so we can have a good life.” You Wu patted You Pan’s shoulder. ”Let’s go get something to eat.”

”Alright!”

...Underworld Medical Department, Chief Physician (Ling Xi)

”Cases of Underworld Messengers losing control on the bed are not common. Based on your situation, the current mainstream theory is that your soul compatibility has reached over 95%.”

”There’s a high probability that during intimacy...” Ling Xi flipped through Ming Xuan’s medical report, raised her eyebrows with interest, and gave her a meaningful look.

”Nowadays, a union between two female ghosts with 95% soul compatibility is almost non-existent.”

”Ming Xuan, aren’t you a self-proclaimed workaholic? Where did you find a little female ghost friend who is so compatible with you?”

Facing her best friend’s playful words, Ming Xuan, who had just finished a busy session in bed and hurried over for an examination...

Her expression didn’t change at all, as if she hadn’t heard a thing, directly ignoring Ling Xi’s question.

She frowned slightly, her gaze fixed ahead. ”Is it really just making me lose control? Will this situation have any negative impact on her?”

Ling Xi put down the detailed examination report and slowly took off her rimless glasses, gently rubbing her aching temples.

Only then did she reply, ”According to the current results, the reason for your loss of control is likely a powerful attraction between your souls, which makes the ghost power in your bodies abnormally restless.”

”Fortunately, aside from paying appropriate attention to the frequency of lovemaking, there won’t be any other particularly serious adverse effects for the time being.”

”And over time, as you become more accustomed to each other, the frequency of this loss of control should gradually decrease and eventually disappear completely.”

”Whew! That’s good.” Ming Xuan tucked away the report. Thinking of Ling Yao, who was still resting in the apartment, her eyes curved slightly as she prepared to take her leave.

”Next time I’m back from a business trip, I’ll come to you for another free checkup. I’m going back to the apartment now.”

She was about to get up when Ling Xi pressed her down. ”Hey, hey, don’t be in such a hurry. Let’s have some late-night snacks together.”

Ling Xi would always strictly spray herself with odor-masking liquid during work hours to avoid being covered in a thick ghostly aura when she went home at night.

Even so, Ming Xuan still caught a faint, almost non-existent but familiar scent of jasmine.

She frowned subconsciously in resistance and quickly pulled away from her best friend.

Ling Xi was stunned. Seeing Ming Xuan’s expression, she finally realized and was somewhat surprised. ”No way? You can actually smell my body fragrance?”

”I’ve sprayed myself so thoroughly. Has your sense of smell become this sensitive after being with your little girlfriend?”

Ming Xuan hadn’t expected to be sensitive enough to smell her best friend’s body fragrance either.

She pursed her lips, seemingly sensing a bit of awkwardness. ”Maybe I smelled too much perfume in Country Y, so my nose is a bit sharp.”

At this moment, a wisp of jasmine fragrance drifted from Ming Xuan’s body, silently enveloping Ling Xi.

As a doctor, it was naturally impossible for Ling Xi not to smell the floral scent that suddenly wafted from her best friend.

She even felt the scent was very familiar, as if it were very similar to her own sister’s body fragrance.

”This scent... why is it so like my sister’s?” The more Ling Xi thought about it, the more she felt something was wrong, and she grabbed Ming Xuan to stop her from leaving.