Social Animals? My Brother is a Female Empress in the Underworld and Earns 10 Billion a Month!

89: A gentleman may be attracted to beauty, but he will not be lewd.Lu Jiahao frowned, trying hard to remember. Suddenly, as if recalling something, he said slowly, ”A while ago abroad, I met an international student named Sun Miaoyin... then we had a one-night stand...”

Upon hearing this, Xiao Chi immediately flew into a rage. He slapped the back of Lu Jiahao’s head hard and scolded, ”You stinking brat, don’t you have any standards? You just feed anything into your mouth.”

Lu Jiahao was slapped until his head spun. Rubbing the large bump on the back of his head, he muttered with a look of grievance and a listless expression, ”Food and sex are basic human desires. That’s what the sages said. Besides, the family heir status won’t fall on me anyway. What’s wrong with being a bit lustful? If I’m a bit of a waste, my elder brother will feel relieved about me, and my mother and I will have an easier life in the future.”

”Being lustful is fine, but you’re taking anyone who comes.” Xiao Chi’s eyes narrowed slightly, radiating a chill that made people shiver.

”Maternal Uncle, fair skin, beautiful face, long legs, and sexy black stockings being taken off right there—any normal man wouldn’t be able to resist.” Lu Jiahao curled his lip and said nonchalantly.

”I think you want beauty more than your life! You’ve forgotten the pain once the wound healed.” Xiao Chi was furious and shouted.

[This stupid nephew is truly beyond saving. My elder sister is so calculating, why didn’t he inherit any of it? Could he be a fake!]

Lu Jiahao looked indifferent and said with a grin, ”Isn’t there a Master here to help!”

”Helping isn’t out of the question, but next time you must pay extra!!!”

”Ah?” Lu Jiahao was stunned. ”Don’t regular customers get a twenty percent discount?”

Tang Tang remained unfazed. She gently fingered the Daoist Beads on her wrist and changed the subject as if nothing had happened. She continued, ”Does Layman Lu have a photo of this person? I can perform a divination to calculate her fate.”

”Oh, oh, oh!” Lu Jiahao snapped out of it, hurriedly found Sun Miaoyin’s photo on his phone, and handed the phone to Tang Tang.

Tang Tang took the phone and concentrated on the photo on the screen.

The woman in the photo had a graceful figure and a beautiful face. Especially those eyes, which were as clear as water, as if they could look straight into one’s heart through the screen.

But the more Tang Tang looked, the more she felt something was wrong. She felt as if the facial features, hands, feet... were all pieced together.

Tang Tang closed her eyes slightly, calculated with her fingers, and her expression became playful.

”How is it? Master, is she an Evil Cultivator?” Lu Jiahao asked urgently.

”It’s a long story; it’s better if you don’t know.” Tang Tang sighed and said.

Yun Xi didn’t notice the slight cracks on the Little Ancestor’s face. He stared at the photo. ”At first glance, I don’t see a problem, but at a closer look, it feels strange. My dantian is feeling restless.”

Tang Tang handed the phone to her Martial Nephew. After Xiao Chi finished looking, he sneered, ”You really think your life is too long.”

Xiao Chi had no impression of Sun Miaoyin, but he was all too familiar with the Wild Fox. The fox stench emanating from the screen almost overflowed.

”Little Martial Uncle, I have clashed with this Wild Fox several times. It’s proficient in illusions and charms, especially good at posing as a beauty to deceive the world. Men, women, young, and old are all lured by it. And it’s a two-hundred-year-old male Wild Fox!!!”

Hearing these words, Lu Jiahao’s face instantly turned as pale as paper. He never dreamed that he would be charmed into bed by a monster.

”Ma... male Wild... Fox?” Lu Jiahao’s face turned a terrifying shade of green, and he felt so nauseous he could hardly vomit.

”It’s actually a male fox!” Little Daoist Yun Xi expressed that his worldview was undergoing a violent shock.

”Wild Foxes are known for their ability to transform, and this one is a standout among them. Since you’ve been... with it, you should know well how powerful its charms are.” Tang Tang added teasingly.

Lu Jiahao recalled his previous experience ”in bed,” and his body couldn’t help but tremble. ”Maternal Uncle, let’s just leave it at that! I won’t pursue it anymore.”

”Hehe! Your little life is no longer up to you.” Xiao Chi’s brow furrowed tightly... Netherworld, Empress’s Bedroom.

Recently, troublesome matters had been coming one after another.

A bottle of system-special spiritual wine was soon empty.

Wanling smacked her lips, feeling a bit like she hadn’t had enough, but unfortunately, there was no more.

She lay down on the bed, her eyes squinting, seemingly still a bit tipsy.

Light footsteps sounded in her ears, approaching her with a few hints of fragrance. Wanling knew who it was!

”BOSS, are you in a bad mood?”

”How could I be? I’m just a bit irritable—my fingers are quite sore.”

Ling Qi looked at the scenery on the person lying on the bed. Her face turned slightly red, but she quickly regained her composure and sat by the bed.

She picked up the wine glass on the nightstand and used the cup Wanling had just used to pour herself a full glass of spiritual wine.

Then, imitating her beloved, she tilted her head back and drank it all in one gulp.

After one glass, Ling Qi drank several more in succession. Although this spiritual wine wasn’t strong, for a Six-Tailed Fox, her alcohol tolerance was truly not great.

After a few glasses of wine, a slight blush appeared on her face, as charming as the evening clouds in the sky.

However, the lamp light was dim, and without carefully checking with spiritual sense, one couldn’t see the change in Ling Qi’s complexion.

”Isn’t the Secretary-General working overtime tonight?” Opening her eyes, Wanling glanced at the fox spirit beside her.

Her voice was soft, as if she had just slept for a while.

”There’s an urgent matter; I want to ask BOSS for a favor.” Ling Qi peeked downward secretly.

The half-hidden lace nightgown, that pair of perky and full mounds like ripe peaches, revealed most of the spring scenery.

It was more like an unfathomable cleavage, like an alluring abyss, attempting to lure the fox deep inside.

Wanling calmly pulled up her low-cut neckline. ”A favor? Has a Ghost Messenger committed an offense?”

”No, it’s my grand-nephew.” Ling Qi forced herself to look away, afraid that if she looked more, she wouldn’t be able to turn away. She tilted her head slightly unnaturally.

”Grand-nephew?” Wanling swallowed the saliva in her mouth.

[Fortunately! It’s not a biological grandson. I don’t want to be cuckolded.]

”Yes, he caused trouble. You Yu found me, his Grand-aunt.” Ling Qi looked at Wanling cautiously and said softly, ”I know this isn’t according to the rules, but could I personally carry out the punishment?”

”Humph!” Wanling snorted coldly. ”You’re certainly kind-hearted, but do you know that doing this will affect the order of the Underworld?”

”I know I was wrong, please punish me severely, BOSS!!!” Ling Qi lowered her head, pretending not to dare look into Wanling’s eyes.

”Forget it, don’t let it happen again.” Wanling waved her hand. ”However, this matter cannot be known by other Ghost Messengers, otherwise, you will bear the consequences.”

”Yes!” Ling Qi squinted her eyes secretly, and some naughty thoughts popped up in her heart, wondering if she should execute them even more wickedly.