Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 1484: Chapter 1484: This Tree Has Gained Sentience—Not So Easy to Fool! (4th Update)

”What’s wrong with you?” After everyone left, Ye Haochuan asked Hu Zhong.

”I went home yesterday, but my father didn’t even let me in and just kicked me out!” Hu Zhong sighed. ”Even if they want me to follow you, there’s no need to be so heartless, right?”

Ye Haochuan furrowed his brows slightly, feeling it’s a bit strange. He could vaguely guess that the Niu Family might be involved somehow. But even so, Hu Wang shouldn’t be this frightened.

After all, they are all disciples of Xuanmen. The Niu Family can’t be arrogant enough to openly assault the Hu Family.

Unable to figure it out, Ye Haochuan could only comfort Hu Zhong with a few words.

Under Ye Haochuan’s guidance, Hu Zhong finally cracked a smile and ended up going to register.

Unfortunately, Fan Qingyin had just entered the Five Elements Holy Marrow Pool to cultivate, so they didn’t know if registration would close by the time she came out in five days.

But then again, it might not be a bad thing for her not to participate. Because of Zhu Qingshuang’s situation, Phantom Sound Pavilion might hold a grudge against her.

Besides, the inheritance she’s gained now has nothing to do with Phantom Sound Pavilion. Using it in front of the pavilion’s disciples could stir up some trouble.

”Finally, we can have a proper chat!” Just back in the room, Yige couldn’t wait to speak.

Evidently, she was quite bored sitting on Ye Haochuan’s head for so long.

Yige restored to the size of a person and plopped onto Ye Haochuan’s bed, happily saying, ”This is much more comfortable, way softer than your head!”

Having just transformed into human form, Yige was clearly interested in the human lifestyle. After staying on the bed for a while, she sat on a chair, looked at herself in the mirror, and kept herself busy.

Meanwhile, Ye Haochuan didn’t do anything; he just watched Yige’s actions in silence. At this moment, Yige seemed like a walking artwork, making it hard for him to tear his eyes away.

”By the way, do you have anything to eat? I’ve never eaten before. Every time I see you humans eating, I’m incredibly envious!”

Yige’s sudden words snapped Ye Haochuan out of his trance.

”What’s wrong with me? I’ve seen plenty of beauties before. Why do I have no resistance to this girl at all?”

Ye Haochuan mocked himself, casually tossed an apple from the table to Yige, and said, ”Isn’t this food?”

Unexpectedly, Yige carefully held the apple, gently caressed it a few times, and then shouted at Ye Haochuan, ”You pervert! How can you make me eat a child!”

What the heck? An apple is just an apple. When did it become a child?

Ye Haochuan found it strange.

After thinking for a moment, he suddenly had an epiphany. This apple is a fruit in itself. For the apple tree, isn’t it exactly its child?

Yige, although she turned into a human, was born as a treeman, and inevitably considers things from a plant perspective.

”Alright, I’ll get you something else. You don’t eat plants, but surely you can eat animals, right?” Ye Haochuan said helplessly.

”Of course, animals must be eaten. These guys often bully us Tree Clan, even eating our offspring, so now that I’m transformed, I must eat their offspring and let them taste the loss!” Yige indignantly replied.

Ye Haochuan heard this and couldn’t help but sweat.

If anyone consumes plants the most and in the most varied ways, it’s the Human Clan. Listening to Yige, it sounds like she even wants to eat human children?

”Well then, let’s get her some delicious meat and kill her idea of ’eating people’ in the cradle!”

With this thought, Ye Haochuan quickly called over the shop assistant and ordered three or four meat dishes. Yige deemed it insufficient and ordered more than ten dishes, including a whole roast earth-piercing pig.

This earth-piercing pig is a demon beast of the Innate Realm, famous for its digging ability, weighing up to half a ton.

But this over half-ton pig was entirely devoured under Yige’s relentless assault.

Watching her still flat belly, Ye Haochuan felt a pang of emotion, wondering where all the food had gone.

Those self-proclaimed foodies who always post pictures online, if they saw this, how much psychological shadow would they have?

After stuffing herself, Yige collapsed onto Ye Haochuan’s bed and shut her eyes to sleep.

Yet, seconds later, she suddenly remembered something and called out coyly to Ye Haochuan, ”I’m going to sleep now; why aren’t you leaving?”

Turns out, she remembered certain human rules—that individuals who haven’t confirmed their relationship shouldn’t let each other see them fall asleep.

Ye Haochuan felt a bit aggrieved and said, ”Come on, this is my room, okay? If anyone should leave, it should be you!”

”It was your room just now, but not anymore!” Yige said overbearingly, ”Intruding into a girl’s boudoir is shameless; I’ll report you to the Inspection Group!”

Oh, my, this girl just transformed into a human today, how does she already know such high-level vocabulary like ’shameless’?

Ye Haochuan was drenched in sweat.

”In truth, among humans, close friends sleep together. You know we’ve known each other for quite a while, and our relationship is good, so we can totally sleep together!” Ye Haochuan chuckled, seemingly wanting to argue.

”Quit it, you really take me for some naive little girl?” Yige snorted coquettishly, ”I’m telling you, if you don’t leave soon, I’ll shout harassment!”

Gosh, this magical tree couldn’t be fooled that easily!

Seeing Yige’s stubborn expression, Ye Haochuan felt uncomfortable.

On second thought, Yige, though having just turned into a human, has interacted with humans for quite some time. Especially when she was guarding the courtyard at Phoenix Pavilion, she’s seen everything worth seeing.

Having no other option, Ye Haochuan could only leave the room and open a new one.

Though he didn’t mind spending a few extra Spirit Crystals, he couldn’t help but feel regret at losing the company of a beauty.

A wordless night passed, and the next morning, Ye Haochuan woke up on time and saw Langfan, Liu Sheng, and the others yawning as they entered from outside.

”You guys get up early!” Ye Haochuan greeted them proactively.

”What early? We didn’t sleep all night!” Langfan complained. ”There were so many people registering; we queued the whole night to finally get our names down.”

Wow, that’s insane!

Ye Haochuan sighed.

When Langfan and the others went to register yesterday, it was around three o’clock in the afternoon. It wasn’t until now that they registered. Fortunately for him, thanks to someone’s ”initiative,” they registered first; otherwise, who knows how long they would have waited?

”I can’t take it anymore, I need some sleep!” Langfan yawned, heading toward his room.

Others also greeted Ye Haochuan and returned to their rooms.

As cultivators, they can go days without sleep, but sleeping is still the best way for them to recuperate; not sleeping is indeed uncomfortable.

Once everyone had left, only Ke Yan stayed silent. After everyone had gone, she approached Ye Haochuan and said, ”Alliance Hierarch, I’ve recently made a discovery I’d like to discuss with you!”