Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 77: Chapter 77: Introducing My Girlfriend (Extra Chapter Added)

Watching Chen Yushan get angry, like a mother leopard, Ye Haochuan found it amusing and laughed, ”Sorry, I don’t understand.”

”You...” Chen Yushan raised her fist, ready to smash it down.

Damn, this violent maniac, will she ever stop?

Ye Haochuan hurriedly said, ”Hey hey hey, Officer Chen, I warn you, don’t forget you still haven’t fully recovered from your menstrual disorder. If you dare get rough with me, I’ll wash my hands of it!”

Chen Yushan immediately shivered, thinking if she beat him up and he retaliated in secret or even used it as an excuse to extend the treatment, wouldn’t she be giving him more advantage?

With a resentful withdrawal of her hand, Chen Yushan angrily said, ”Ye Haochuan, I’ll let you off this time, Grandma, but well...”

As she spoke, she revealed a strange smile.

Ye Haochuan felt a bit odd and said, ”But what?”

Chen Yushan huffed, ”This time you made a fortune, shouldn’t you give Grandma a little commission?”

Commission?

Ye Haochuan instantly got it and with amusement in his heart, said, ”What commission?”

”Don’t play dumb with Grandma. You got a genuine Gu Kaizhi today. If it wasn’t for Grandma coming on duty and bringing you here today, how could you possibly have gotten such a bargain?” Chen Yushan said.

Ye Haochuan then realized.

Upon his conscience, it was indeed because of her that he obtained the priceless Gu Kaizhi original.

It was only right for her to come asking for a commission, and he could give her a bit.

But well, it depended on how much she was asking for.

”Fair enough, fair enough, how much commission do you want? Just say it!” Ye Haochuan said, his heart fluttering again, ”Since she’s my own woman, of course, I can’t let her down...”

”What?” Chen Yushan’s eyebrows shot up.

Ye Haochuan giggled, ”Nothing, quickly say how much you want?”

”Let me think... maybe five million.”

”What? Five million? Why don’t you just rob a bank?” Ye Haochuan was speechless.

”You are the bank. Who else would I rob but you?” Chen Yushan said with a smile.

Such twisted logic, purely twisted logic!

Ye Haochuan had fully acknowledged her true nature by now; she was clearly a rogue, almost catching up with me!

”Five million it is then, no big deal. How about this, I’ll add another five million, how about that?” Ye Haochuan winked and said with a smile.

Add another five million?

Chen Yushan looked at Ye Haochuan as if he were a fool; his brain must have short-circuited for him to offer another five million!

”Deal!” Operating on the principle that one should take advantage of any offered benefit, Chen Yushan agreed.

”But, I have one condition.”

”What condition?”

”Spend a night with your husband tumbling in the sheets, how about that?” Ye Haochuan said like Grey Wolf revealing his true nature.

”You want to die!” Chen Yushan, flushed with shame, swung her fist at him.

Ye Haochuan caught her fist in his hand and with a swift pull, drew her into his arms, laughing, ”To die under the fist of one’s wife, wouldn’t I die a romantic ghost?”

Feeling a strange sensation from her body, Chen Yushan’s face burned red, and she struggled, saying, ”You... shameless!”

Just as Ye Haochuan was about to tease her further, suddenly, his phone rang. He took it out only to see an unfamiliar number on the display.

Could it be that Dragon Roar is calling again?

Filled with suspicion, Ye Haochuan then released Chen Yushan, who took the opportunity to launch a sneaky attack, kicking him.

Ye Haochuan was on guard early, chuckled, and dodged out of the way, saying, ”I’m warning you, keep this up, and I will strip you naked for everyone to see, believe it or not?”

”You dare?” Although she said this, Chen Yushan still didn’t dare to be too arrogant in front of him.

Only then did Ye Haochuan press the answer button, but a girl’s icy voice came through, ”Is this Ye Haochuan?”

Ye Haochuan immediately realized and replied, ”Yes, this is Ye Haochuan. Are you Miss Long Piaoying?”

”Well... sort of,” she said softly, her voice sounding eerily seductive.

What do you mean ’sort of’?

Ye Haochuan found this response bizarre and asked, ”Aren’t you Long Piaoying?”

”Of course I am Long Piaoying.”

”Then why say ’sort of’?” Ye Haochuan asked, puzzled.

”Because I feel like it! Is that a problem?”

Ye Haochuan felt his head swell on the spot. They hadn’t even met, and he could tell she was a weirdo, speaking in riddles.

”Ye Haochuan, where are you right now?” Long Piaoying asked indifferently.

Ye Haochuan then told her he was at Chenghuang Temple.

”I’m at Haishan University,” Long Piaoying said.

”Great, I’ll come back now,” Ye Haochuan replied.

After agreeing on a meet-up, they added each other on WeChat for easier satellite location tracking and then hung up.

”Who is Long Piaoying?” asked Chen Yushan, clearly feeling a bit jealous as he hung up the phone.

”My little wife,” Ye Haochuan snickered.

”Little wife?” Chen Yushan frowned in mock disgust, saying, ”You’re really fickle! Every girl you meet becomes your wife.”

”Oh? Are you envious or jealous?” Ye Haochuan laughed.

”As if, you heartbreaker. Who would be jealous of you? Don’t be ridiculous,” Chen Yushan snorted disdainfully, then added with a sly smile, ”By the way, who’s your big wife? You never mentioned her when I took your statement last time.”

”Silly, my big wife is you!” Ye Haochuan chuckled mischievously.

Chen Yushan was mortified. This bad guy was utterly incorrigible. Stomping her foot, she exclaimed, ”Ye Haochuan, you jerk, I won’t let you off the hook.”

With that, she turned and ran away.

Watching Chen Yushan run into the distance, Ye Haochuan felt warmth in his heart and laughed heartily, ”Big wife, think it over. Whenever you’re ready, just contact me, and hubby promises to show you what pleasure feels like.”

”Pleasure my foot!” Chen Yushan yelled back, clearly furious. In a fit of anger, she took off her flat high heels and threw them at him.

With his sharp reflexes, Ye Haochuan caught the high heel effortlessly and laughed, ”Big wife, this way of expressing affection is quite unique! Well, since it’s a token of love, hubby here will gladly accept it, hehe.”

Hearing this, Chen Yushan was fuming. How could such a shameless man exist in the world?

Not wanting to waste another word on him, she turned and ran off, soon disappearing from sight.

Ye Haochuan didn’t bother to care. After all, he had hugged and touched this woman before. Moreover, he was still supposed to treat her; was there a chance she could escape him now?

As he approached a red BMW, Old Han suddenly came up to him and said, ”Junior Brother Ye.”

Ye Haochuan was taken aback, ”Old Han, why haven’t you left yet?”

Old Han said cryptically, ”Junior Brother Ye, I need to discuss something personal with you.”

”What is it?”

”Well, Junior Brother Ye, you should really ditch that girlfriend of yours. How could a girl be so domineering and tyrannical? Let me introduce you to a girlfriend who can keep house and bear children, not to mention she’s beautiful and has a gentle personality. I guarantee you’ll be satisfied.”

What, you want to introduce someone to me?

Ye Haochuan couldn’t help but laugh and cry. When did he become such a hot commodity that people were rushing to introduce him to girlfriends?