Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 65: Chapter 65: Beating is Affection, Scolding is Love

Seeing Chen Yushan’s astonished expression, Ye Haochuan was at a loss for words. A million is still expensive? Be glad I didn’t ask for ten million.

”What did you think? Do you know what I added to the fennel wine I just prepared for you? Let me tell you, the Ye family’s ancestral secret Body-Strengthening Pill not only invigorates but also beautifies the skin and preserves youth for you women.”

”Are you kidding? Do you think I’m a three-year-old easy to fool?” Chen Yushan didn’t believe him.

”Don’t believe it, huh?” Ye Haochuan looked confident, ”You can ask around. Today in the morning, the price I sold to those well-known corporate executives was one million per pill!”

Pausing, Ye Haochuan continued, ”By the way, when you have time, you might also want to ask in the girls’ dormitory of building seven at Haishan University about the price these Body-Strengthening Pills are fetching. They’ve shot up to millions per pill, and one even reached sixty million per pill...”

”What?” Chen Yushan couldn’t believe it.

”Okay, that’s all I’ll say, believe it or not. But think about it, you’ve been to so many major hospitals and seen so many specialist doctors without any effect, which shows that your condition is not minor. Now that you’ve come to me and found a hope for a cure, isn’t it worth a million?”

”This...” Chen Yushan frowned, troubled, ”But isn’t a million too expensive? Even if I sold myself, I wouldn’t be able to come up with that much money!”

Chen Yushan came from an ordinary family with modest means. Moreover, having only recently started working, she did not have much savings; where would she find a million at this time?

”If you can’t come up with a million, that’s okay too. Let’s find a middle ground, shall we?” Ye Haochuan chuckled.

Hearing this, hope suddenly sparked in Chen Yushan’s heart, and she eagerly asked, ”What middle ground?”

At that moment, Chen Yushan, her face eager for an answer, trembled with nervousness, her Saintess Peak heaving up and down.

Ye Haochuan felt a wicked fire rise within him, his breathing almost became rapid, and his eyes emitted a wolf-like wild gleam as he paused between each word and chuckled, ”I — want — you — ”

Thunk!

Chen Yushan stomped her foot fiercely and gritted her teeth, ”Don’t even think about it, I would rather die than have that kind of relationship with you!”

Ye Haochuan found it funny and pretended to be stunned, ”What kind of relationship? I just need a room arranged for me. I’ll stay here tonight since it’s too late to go back, how did you bring up that kind of relationship?”

At this time, it was indeed very late, and the school’s dormitory buildings had completely closed. Going back now would have been futile.

Chen Yushan was hugely embarrassed. This jerk was clearly doing it on purpose, leading her to misunderstand.

”Oh, I see, so that’s what you were thinking.” Ye Haochuan laughed loudly, ”Officer Chen, you think too highly of yourself. Even if you did want to have a relationship with me, I would need to think about it!”

”You...” Flushed with embarrassment and anger, Chen Yushan raised her fists and swung at him fiercely.

To Ye Haochuan, her light punches and embellished kicks were insignificant.

Before she could hit him, Ye Haochuan grabbed her fists in his hands and teased with a frivolous laugh, ”Officer Chen, hitting is affection and scolding is love; your way of expressing affection is quite unique indeed!”

This bastard! Absolutely abhorrent!

Chen Yushan was both furious and incensed, ”Jerk, let go, or I won’t let you off!”

Ye Haochuan blinked and chuckled, ”Then I’d really like to see how Officer Chen won’t let me off, heh heh.”

Chen Yushan, furious, kicked him hard toward his groin.

Damn, that kick was fierce. If it had connected, wouldn’t it have ended his lineage?

Ye Haochuan jumped in shock and quickly sidestepped, putting away his smile and seriously said, ”Alright, alright, Officer Chen, I don’t have time to joke anymore, let’s stop this. I was just kidding around...”

”Joking? Is that how you joke with a girl?” Chen Yushan said indignantly.

Other jokes, I might have let go, but the worst part is, this guy is joking about his own reputation and treating me as what? Hmph, even if I die, I would never have that kind of relation with you.

”Sorry, sorry,” Ye Haochuan replied with an apologetic smile.

Chen Yushan glared at him, ”Then why aren’t you letting go of your ’dog paw’?”

Dog paw?

Ye Haochuan was speechless. If this was a ’dog paw,’ then didn’t she just get touched by a dog?

However, afraid of angering her, Ye Haochuan just smiled and didn’t argue, then let go of her hand.

Once she was out of his grip, Chen Yushan glared at him fiercely again before saying, ”It’s alright if you want to stay at my place for one night, but if you stay, you must behave yourself.”

”Yes, Sir!” Ye Haochuan exaggeratedly saluted.

Chen Yushan couldn’t help but want to laugh, but she quickly restrained herself and said sternly, ”Wait here, I’ll go tidy up the room.”

Ye Haochuan had already noticed that her house was a one bedroom and one living room setup, meaning there was only one bedroom. If he were to stay in the bedroom, Chen Yushan would probably have to sleep in the living room.

How could he do that? Wouldn’t that be like taking over her nest?

Moreover, Officer Chen was still a patient!

Thinking this, Ye Haochuan shook his head and quickly grabbed her hand, ”Officer Chen, you don’t need to tidy up, I can sleep on the sofa.”

”Let go!” Chen Yushan glared at him with disgust.

Really? Is she guarding against me that much?

Ye Haochuan said nothing, but reluctantly let go of her hand.

Chen Yushan huffed and then said, ”Guests come first, I’ll sleep on the sofa, you take the bedroom.”

”How can that be okay? You are sick, you need better rest...”

”Why so much nonsense? If you don’t listen to me, you better leave early!” Chen Yushan said fiercely.

This beautiful police officer really was stubborn! Why couldn’t she see reason?

A thought struck Ye Haochuan, and he said with a smile, ”Alright then, since you insist on me taking your bedroom, that’s fine. But just a heads-up, I tend to sleepwalk. If I get up in the middle of the night and accidentally do something to you, don’t blame me, alright?”

”Ah!”

Chen Yushan could clearly hear the implication in his words. What if he sleepwalked and, driven by instincts, did something to her sleeping in the living room? Though she knew self-defense techniques, how could she possibly overpower him?

After thinking it over, Chen Yushan decided it was safer for her to sleep in the bedroom, so she said, ”Alright, that settles it then. You’ll sleep on the living room sofa, and I’ll take the bedroom.”

”That’s more like it!” Ye Haochuan said with a cheeky smile. ”But just to warn you, I’m a very decent person. Don’t come over in the middle of the night trying to take advantage of me...”

”Take advantage of you my foot!” Chen Yushan said angrily, aiming a kick at him, wishing she could kick this jerk to death.

But Ye Haochuan had already dodged, laughing heartily for a while. He then staggered and lay down on the sofa bed, giggling, ”Good night.”