Home / Wizard: Unlimited Profession Slots / Chapter 1035 - 435: Indeed, We’re Both Fake_2

Read free on Ficlyn

Wizard: Unlimited Profession Slots

Chapter 1035 - 435: Indeed, We’re Both Fake_2 · Sep 30, 2026

Prev Chapter Novel Info Next Chapter

Chapter List (1287)

Page number / 26

1001 Chapter 1001 - 425: Close Your Eyes 2026-09-30
1002 Chapter 1002 - 425: Close Your Eyes (2) 2026-09-30
1003 Chapter 1003 - 425: Close Your Eyes (Part 3) 2026-09-30
1004 Chapter 1004 - 425: Close Your Eyes_4 2026-09-30
1005 Chapter 1005 - 426: Phantoms of the Past 2026-09-30
1006 Chapter 1006 - 426: Shadows of the Past_2 2026-09-30
1007 Chapter 1007 - 427: Humiliated Defeated 2026-09-30
1008 Chapter 1008 - 427: Humiliating Defeat (2) 2026-09-30
1009 Chapter 1009 - 427: Humiliated Defeated 2026-09-30
1010 Chapter 1010 - 428: Intelligence Triangle 2026-09-30
1011 Chapter 1011 - 428: Wisdom Triangle (Part 2) 2026-09-30
1012 Chapter 1012 - 428: Triangle of Intellect 3_3 2026-09-30
1013 Chapter 1013 - 429: True Freedom 2026-09-30
1014 Chapter 1014 - 429: True Freedom (Part 2) 2026-09-30
1015 Chapter 1015 - 429: True Freedom (Part 3) 2026-09-30
1016 Chapter 1016 - 430: Inheritance 2026-09-30
1017 Chapter 1017 - 430: Inheritance (Part 2) 2026-09-30
1018 Chapter 1018 - 430: Inheritance_3 2026-09-30
1019 Chapter 1019 - 430: Inheritance (4) 2026-09-30
1020 Chapter 1020 - 431: Burning Aspiration 2026-09-30
1021 Chapter 1021 - 431: Aspirations Like Fire (Part 2) 2026-09-30
1022 Chapter 1022 - 431: Aspirations Like Fire (Part 3) 2026-09-30
1023 Chapter 1023 - 431: Yearning Like Fire (Part 4) 2026-09-30
1024 Chapter 1024 - 431: Burning Aspirations_5 2026-09-30
1025 Chapter 1025 - 432: Weather Vane 2026-09-30
1026 Chapter 1026 - 432: Weather Vane (Part 2) 2026-09-30
1027 Chapter 1027 - 432: Weather Vane (Part 3) 2026-09-30
1028 Chapter 1028 - 433: 2026-09-30
1029 Chapter 1029 - 433: 2026-09-30
1030 Chapter 1030 - 433: Pioneer Certificate and Prototype Mark I_3 2026-09-30
1031 Chapter 1031 - 434: Beware of Fierce Dogs Within 2026-09-30
1032 Chapter 1032 - 434: Beware of Vicious Dogs Inside, Do Not Approach (Part 2) 2026-09-30
1033 Chapter 1033 - 434: Beware of Vicious Dogs Within, Do Not Approach_3 2026-09-30
1034 Chapter 1034 - 435: Indeed, We Are Fake 2026-09-30
1035 Chapter 1035 - 435: Indeed, We’re Both Fake_2 2026-09-30
1036 Chapter 1036 - 435: Indeed, We’re the Fakes_3 2026-09-30
1037 Chapter 1037 - 436: Multiple Choices Allowed, But... 2026-09-30
1038 Chapter 1038 - 436: Multiple Choices, But..._2 2026-09-30
1039 Chapter 1039 - 436: Multiple Choices, But..._3 2026-09-30
1040 Chapter 1040 - 437: Grab More If You’re Quick! 2026-09-30
1041 Chapter 1041 - 437: Grab More If You’re Fast! (Part 2) 2026-09-30
1042 Chapter 1042 - 437: Grab More if You’re Quick! (Part 3) 2026-09-30
1043 Chapter 1043 - 437: The Quicker You Grab, The More You Get! (4) 2026-09-30
1044 Chapter 1044 - 438: 1 in 1 Billion 2026-09-30
1045 Chapter 1045 - 438: 1 Billion to 1_2 2026-09-30
1046 Chapter 1046 - 438: 1 Billion to 1 2026-09-30
1047 Chapter 1047 - 439: Peaceful Evolution 2026-09-30
1048 Chapter 1048 - 439: Peaceful Evolution (Part 2) 2026-09-30
1049 Chapter 1049 - 439: Peaceful Evolution (3) 2026-09-30
1050 Chapter 1050 - 439: Peaceful Evolution (Part 4) 2026-09-30

Chapter 1035: Chapter 435: Indeed, We’re Both Fake_2

”How about this,” proposed the left side:

”Let’s settle it with rock-paper-scissors. The winning side gets to decide. Fair and square, no tricks.”

And so the two halves of the door began a serious game of rock-paper-scissors.

The process was exceedingly comical, as they could only use door knockers to represent three choices.

After three intense rounds, the left side narrowly won.

”Yay! I won!” the left side cheered excitedly:

”As per the agreement, I have the right to decide whether to open the door. And the answer is—welcome to the Treasure!”

The door began to slowly open, accompanied by the sound of ancient mechanisms turning.

But when it was halfway open, the right side suddenly protested in dissatisfaction:

”I want a rematch! Your move just now looked suspiciously like cheating!”

”Objection overruled!” the left side firmly retorted:

”The game rules were agreed upon beforehand, no going back now!”

”Then I will appeal! To a higher authority!”

”There’s no higher authority here! The Master doesn’t bother with such trivial matters!”

So the door remained half-open, as the two sides continued their heated ”court debate”.

Ron and Eve could only helplessly prepare to enter.

Just as they were about to step through the elaborate doorway, the air suddenly rippled like waves.

Purple light flowed like mercury, coalescing into Cassandra’s projection before them.

”Ron, before you enter the treasury, I must remind you of a few things.”

Her voice was grave, unlike her usual tone:

”The ancestral collection is indeed valuable, but each piece is filled with his unique... dark humor.”

Cassandra’s projection paced slowly:

”The ancestor never played by the rules; his treasury is not just a place to display treasures, it’s also an enormous testing ground.”

”You may choose three treasures, but remember, greed is the most dangerous emotion in the vault.”

”Those who try to take more often lose more than they expect.”

Ron noticed Cassandra’s eyes flickered as she said this.

Clearly, she had also paid some price in this treasury.

”Furthermore,” Cassandra glanced at Eve and then back at Ron:

”After you make your selection, I need to discuss some... expedition matters with you alone.”

Her tone carried an almost imperceptible urgency:

”The situation with the Vital Civilization is more... complicated than the public reports suggest.”

Ron sensed the urgency in her voice, giving Eve an apologetic look:

”It seems our plans for tonight will have to be delayed.”

Eve was a bit disappointed, but she quickly adjusted her expression and nodded understandingly:

”I understand, Master. Prioritizing important matters.”

She added softly, ”Also... witnessing your choices in the ancestral treasury is an honor for me.”

Cassandra’s projection slowly faded away, but her last words echoed in the air:

”Remember, in there, logic is a luxury, and common sense is a burden. Embrace absurdity to survive.”

......

When finally entering the treasury, Ron’s original expectations completely crumbled.

This was not the solemn and respectful treasure hall he had imagined, but an absurd space beyond reason.

In the infinitely extending void, thousands of display stands floated, but the behavior of these stands defied any normal person’s understanding:

Some stands hung upside down from the ceiling, with treasures displayed vertically downward, yet they did not fall;

Some stands rotated endlessly like a carousel, with the treasures on them changing form as they spun;

Some stands were completely invisible, leaving only eerie shadows projected in the void, and the shapes of these shadows did not match any physical objects;

Some stands chased each other, emitting merry laughter, as if engaged in some eternal game...

The air was suddenly filled with a reverse-played welcome greeting, spoken in the King of Absurdity’s characteristic playful tone:

”! Treasury the to Welcome, welcome ,visitor beloved my”

Ron furrowed his brow, trying to interpret the sentence in reverse:

”Is he saying ’Welcome, welcome to my treasury, beloved visitor’?”

”You understood correctly,” Eve nodded matter-of-factly, her tone tinged with helplessness:

”Ancestor found normal speech too boring, he believed speaking backward ’subverted people’s inherent understanding of language’.”

Her expression showed a hint of frustration:

”Mother told me that this isn’t even the most absurd.

Sometimes Ancestor would speak in completely nonexistent languages, then require the listener to interpret the meaning themselves.”

Suddenly, the void in the center of the treasury began to twist, and a massive buffet restaurant appeared out of nowhere.

In the center of the restaurant, a skeleton wearing a tall chef’s hat was enthusiastically waving a spatula.

Blue flames flickered in the skeleton’s eye sockets, and its jawbone clattered as it spoke:

”Free tasting! Free tasting! Special cuisine from the Absurd Kitchen!”

”Every dish has three thousand years of my culinary expertise infused! Guaranteed to give you an unprecedented taste sensation!”

The Skull Chef noticed Ron’s curious gaze and immediately introduced himself with enthusiasm:

”Sir, you seem like a gourmet with fine taste! I recommend you try this ’Wisdom Soup’!”

He pointed to a pot emitting golden steam, where the liquid flowed like a river of stars:

”This is my proud creation! Brewed from thirteen different civilizations’ philosophical texts, one sip will let you experience ultimate cosmic wisdom!”

”Absolutely do not eat!”

Prev Chapter Novel Info Next Chapter

Recommended Novels

My Vampire System JKSManga

World Defying Dan God Ji Xiao Zei

Seeking Fortune and Avoiding Evil in the Cultivation World Thousand Lake Zhenren

Versatile Mage Chaos

Gourmet of Another World Li Hongtian

My Vampire System JKSManga

Strongest Necromancer System Legioneer_1000

Gamers of the Underworld Blue-white Sky

Star Martial Era: The Way of Star Light Cultivation Pig Sanbu

Renegade Immortal Er Gen

The Almighty Ring Primodial Saint

Library of Heaven’s Path Heng Sao Tian Ya

Ancient Godly Monarch Jing Wu Hen

My Werewolf System JKSManga

Chaotic Sword God Xin Xing Xiao Yao