Beauty Chairwoman’s Bodyguard Expert

Chapter 546: Chapter 542 Drunk Xue Bing (22nd Update)

”Lu Tianxing, you drink, how come you’re not drinking? Are you looking down on me?” Xue Bing took another sip, her cheeks growing even rosier, as she exhaled a strong aroma of alcohol and her eyes started to look somewhat dazed.

”Officer Xue, you should stop drinking, you’re nearly drunk.” Seeing the situation, Lu Tianxing quickly grabbed the wine cup from Xue Bing’s hand, saying with a wry smile.

”I’m not drunk, and stop swaying around, it’s making my head spin.”

Waving her arm, Xue Bing yelled at Lu Tianxing, ”Lu Tianxing, are you a man or not? What’s wrong with you drinking with me? I’m not afraid of getting drunk, what are you scared of? How can you be so timid? When you kissed me before, you weren’t scared, you sissy.”

”Alright! Today I’ll risk my life to keep a beauty company, ’drink till dawn’ it is. But, Officer Xue, we need to clear something up first, in case something happens, you can’t blame me.”

Lu Tianxing felt it was necessary to give Xue Bing a heads-up, kind of a preemptive warning.

”Okay, okay, I got it. Lu Tianxing, how come I find you more and more cowardly? I really don’t understand how the chairman of Bai’s Group got attracted to you. Could it be that Bai Zhiqing has a unique taste, likes you, a stinking hooligan, or is it because you’ve got something particularly big, so that’s why she likes you?” Xue Bing said, tilting her head to look at Lu Tianxing.

Lu Tianxing immediately broke into a cold sweat. Surely, the privilege of talking nonsense when drunk was not just for men; he realized that when a woman was drunk, she was even more formidable. These words, uttered in the past, would have been something Xue Bing would never dare to say, let alone joking about Bai Zhiqing.

”Officer Xue, aren’t you slandering me? Our love is true,” Lu Tianxing said with a bitter smile.

”True love?”

Xue Bing sneered, her face full of scorn, ”Lu Tianxing, how come I find you so shameless! True love, don’t think I don’t know what’s going on in your head, looking at the pot while eating from the bowl. Just now, you must have been fantasizing about me, right? Tell me, were you trying to get me drunk on purpose, then take me to a hotel? I tell you...”

”Stop, stop.”

As Xue Bing began to speak more outrageously, Lu Tianxing hurriedly interrupted her, saying, ”Officer Xue, stop talking, let’s just drink!”

If he let Xue Bing continue, Lu Tianxing felt he would become an utterly condemned man.

One cup after another, it seemed like Xue Bing truly intended to drown her sorrows in alcohol, and a glass of vodka quickly made its way into her stomach. After she finished the last sip, Xue Bing straightforwardly slumped over the table, mumbling indistinctly, her arms sometimes flailing, clearly drunk indeed.

Lu Tianxing sat beside her, his face speechless as he watched Xue Bing; he had known it would end up like this. Moreover, he realized that he should never come out to drink with Xue Bing again—once she got drunk, she liked to talk nonsense, and she would dare to say anything, carelessly blurting out all kinds of explosive topics, without caring about the looks they got from others.

After calling the waiter over to settle the bill, Lu Tianxing helped the sprawled Xue Bing up from the bar. Under the strange and envious gazes of other customers in the bar, they left. To them, Lu Tianxing was surely pretending to comfort this beauty while taking the opportunity to get her drunk—what would happen next was something even thought about with their backsides they would understand.

”What a shame, another bright-eyed, fresh cabbage has been snagged by a pig.”

All the men in the bar exchanged glances, seemingly reading the same sentence in each other’s eyes.

Supporting Xue Bing as they left the bar, Lu Tianxing felt a whiff of a soft, fragrant smell mixed with alcohol hit him. Xue Bing clung to him like a koala, the deadly allure of her curves pressing against his chest, instantly igniting a turmoil of thoughts in his mind.

After all, facing such a supreme beauty, to say he wasn’t tempted was a complete lie.

Unfortunately, Lu Tianxing didn’t dare to move. He was acutely aware of what would happen if he disturbed Xue Bing—the moment this girl sobered up, she would absolutely not hesitate to shoot him dead.

With great determination, he propped Xue Bing up in the passenger seat and secured her in place. Lu Tianxing then wiped the sweat off his forehead with a hand—it was a true test of willpower.

Lu Tianxing moved to the other side of the car, opened the door, and sat down in the driver’s seat. He took out the police car keys from Xue Bing’s handbag, started the car, and then patted her cheek with his hand, ”Officer Xue, don’t sleep yet, wake up. You haven’t told me where your home is!”

”You... don’t~ touch~ me, I’m not a vase, I still want to drink, cheers....”

Xue Bing slapped Lu Tianxing’s hand away, mumbling incoherently as she turned her body, seemingly searching for a comfortable position to sleep.

Lu Tianxing looked at Xue Bing with a face full of dismay. It seemed his wish to take this woman home was utterly dashed. Was he really supposed to take this girl~ to~ a hotel?

Lu Tianxing vigorously shook his head, discarding the thought. What a joke, if he took this girl to a hotel, he would be completely done for. Who knows if Bai Zhiqing was lurking nearby? It would be like falling into a crotch-deep pit of yellow mud—not shit but just as bad. He’d never be able to wash himself clean, even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

Moreover, allowing a drunk woman like Xue Bing to stay carelessly in a hotel did not sit well with him. Who knew what could happen after he left? Should anything untoward occur, how could he face Xue Bing, Xue Man, and the others?

”Sigh, I must be jinxed today, completely screwed by you two women.”

Exhaling a helpless sigh, Lu Tianxing felt he was in a lose-lose situation. Taking Xue Bing home would mean facing Bai Zhiqing’s wrath, but leaving Xue Bing alone in a hotel was something he couldn’t be at peace with. Was he supposed to stay in the hotel with Xue Bing? Then, he’d be truly screwed.

”Forget it, who told me to want to take advantage of you today and get you to drive me home!”

Lu Tianxing sighed, pinched Xue Bing’s cheek, and chuckled hehe, ”Just as I thought, little cheeks are really smooth, very nice.”

With that, Lu Tianxing started the car and drove away from the bar, ready to take Xue Bing back to the Ziyuan District.

Meanwhile, in a room in the Ziyuan District.

Bai Zhiqing sat on the couch in her bathrobe, with a smartphone laid out in front of her. She mumbled to herself in a low voice, ”How come Lu Tianxing hasn’t come back yet? Wasn’t he supposed to pretend to be my boyfriend? Why hasn’t he returned by now? This guy isn’t planning to turn the pretense into reality, is he?”

Bai Zhiqing’s thoughts began to run wild.

”If it’s not about turning the pretense into reality, he should’ve been back by now. Could something have happened on the road? After all, he’s offended quite a few people recently. Should I call him?”

Bai Zhiqing started to feel anxious, picking up the phone, unlocking it, and finding Lu Tianxing’s number. Just when she was about to dial, she stopped herself, ”Can’t call him. Maybe he’s just waiting for my call to see if I’m worried about him or not. I can’t fall for his trick.”

”Forget it. I’ll just go downstairs to check. Maybe this guy has already returned and is hiding down there laughing at me.”

A thought flashed through Bai Zhiqing’s mind, and she stood up from the couch, opened the door, and walked out.