Beauty Chairwoman’s Bodyguard Expert

Chapter 538: Chapter 534 I am Professional (14th Update)

”What did you say, you want me to pretend to be your boyfriend?”

”Of course, what else did you think? That I would like you? Don’t make me laugh. With that dark and dull look of yours, I sure don’t hope to only see a pair of eyes and teeth after turning off the lights at night.”

Upon hearing Lan Xin’s contempt, Lu Tianxing said unhappily, ”Secretary Lan, I don’t like what you’re saying. What do you mean by dark and dull? This is a natural bronze skin tone, understand? All those little fresh meats you talk about, I could single-handedly take on a hundred of them, no problem.”

”Yes, yes, you’re naturally bronze-colored. Lu Tianxing, in a word, are you going to help me or not?” Lan Xin, not wanting to linger on this topic, changed the subject.

”I’ll help you, but you need to tell me why first!”

”It’s nothing much, my mom arranged a blind date for me...”

Before Lan Xin could finish, Lu Tianxing interrupted her, ”Wait, wait, Secretary Lan, did you say you’re going on a blind date? Hahaha, I can’t believe it, even a beauty like you can’t get married, that’s hilarious. Be honest with me, are you what they call a lesbian who likes women, and that’s why you can’t find a boyfriend? Hahaha, this is killing me.”

”Lu Tianxing, you’re the lesbian. Your whole family are lesbians,” Lan Xin yelled furiously.

”I’m sorry, even if I wanted to be a lesbian, I couldn’t be.”

Trying to hold back his laughter, Lu Tianxing said, ”Secretary Lan, don’t get mad. I’m just curious. With your looks, you shouldn’t lack admirers. How come you’re still single? And why did you choose me of all people to pretend to be your boyfriend? Could it be that I exude a unique manly charm and fit the standard of your ideal man, which is why you’re seeking a pretend boyfriend?”

”You’re thinking too much.”

Lan Xin rolled her eyes and said, ”It’s because you’re the least noticeable and a hooligan, so I picked you to pretend to be my boyfriend. Besides, you have so many flaws—after meeting my mom, she would definitely urge me to break up with you. Even if I don’t bring you to see my parents afterward, they won’t mention it again. Then, when they arrange another blind date for me, I’ll just say we broke up and I’m recovering from it. They surely won’t pressure me after that, so right now, you’re the best choice.”

Lu Tianxing, with a face full of black lines, said, ”So, in your eyes, I’m just a man with nothing to offer.”

”Not entirely. At least you’re a good person.” Lan Xin looked Lu Tianxing up and down and struggled to come up with an answer.

Lu Tianxing, his face still lined, simply ignored Lan Xin and turned to walk towards his office.

Lan Xin instantly got anxious and shouted, ”Lu Tianxing, where are you going?”

”I don’t want to talk to you right now. Our ’friendship’ ship has just capsized.”

...

Time flew by, and before they knew it, another day had passed.

The employees of Bai’s Group streamed out from the building, one after another, and Lu Tianxing had also finished his workday. However, he left only after being warned again and again by Bai Zhiqing to go help Lan Xin by pretending to be her boyfriend and fend off the blind date.

At that moment, Lan Xin was standing at the entrance of Bai’s Group building, scanning each employee as they passed, not missing a single one.

”Lu Tianxing, over here, hurry up.” Seeing Lu Tianxing emerge from Bai’s Group, Lan Xin quickly waved her hands.

”Secretary Lan, it seems you’ve been waiting just for me,” Lu Tianxing said as he approached.

”Of course, what if you ran off?” Lan Xin said with a smile.

The two standing at the entrance of Bai’s Group immediately drew many curious gazes. A chairman’s secretary with his assistant, and with Lu Tianxing being a prominent figure in Bai’s Group, they naturally attracted the attention of those around them.

Indifferent to the surrounding stares, Lan Xin felt completely unconcerned. And if Lan Xin didn’t care, Lu Tianxing cared even less. After all, his reputation among these people was not great to begin with, and he wasn’t bothered by adding one more to the mix.

”Think whatever you like.”

Lu Tianxing shrugged and said, ”However, Secretary Lan, let me tell you, I’m helping you because you treated me to lunch today. Make sure you don’t get any other ideas. Our relationship is strictly limited to holding hands and kissing. If it involves spending the night, the price will have to be recalculated. Got it?”

”You’re thinking too much”, I might have to worry about whether you bear me any ill will!”

Lan Xin rubbed her face and said, ”Wait here for me, I’ll go get the car.”

”You have a car? I never saw you drive one.” Lu Tianxing looked at Lan Xin with a surprised expression, seemingly having never seen Lan Xin drive before.

”Of course, did you think I’m like you, turning up for work several hours late?”

As she spoke, Lan Xin headed straight towards the underground parking lot, and soon, a red BMW emerged from it.

It was a red BMW Mini, not particularly expensive either, around two to three hundred thousand, which is generally favored by female white-collars.

”Hurry up and get in, we’ve agreed to dine at the hotel at six-thirty. It’s six o’clock now; it wouldn’t be good to be late,” Lan Xin called out to Lu Tianxing, rolling down the car window.

”Okay!”

Lu Tianxing opened the car door and sat in the passenger seat, ”Secretary Lan, I didn’t realize you’re quite the little rich girl.”

”Of course,” Lan Xin said proudly. ”Did you think everyone’s pockets are as clean as your face?”

”I’m suddenly having some regrets,” Lu Tianxing said seriously as he looked at Lan Xin.

Lan Xin was taken aback, ”Regrets?”

”Yes, regrets. If I’d known earlier that you were a little rich girl, I shouldn’t have pretended to be your boyfriend. I should have been your real boyfriend instead. Secretary Lan, how about you keep me? I don’t ask for much, just ten thousand a month for spending money,” he suggested.

”Keep you?”

Lan Xin glanced at Lu Tianxing with disdain, ”I’m not interested in a Black Donkey Prince.”

Lu Tianxing chuckled, ”The Black Donkey Prince might not be good looking, but ’Black Donkey’s’ gear is big, guaranteeing you’ll never forget it after using it~ once.”

After hearing Lu Tianxing’s words, a blush flashed across Lan Xin’s pretty face as she scolded, ”Shameless, hooligan, Lu Tianxing, what nonsense are you spouting? Do you believe I’ll throw you out of the car right now?”

”If you throw me out, there won’t be anyone to help you.”

Lu Tianxing appraised Lan Xin again and spoke, ”Secretary Lan, are you planning to go to your blind date dressed like this?”

”What’s wrong with how I look?”

Lan Xin glanced at her outfit, puzzled, ”I look quite nice. It’s quite memorable; it’s what I bought for my first day of work at Bai’s Group.”

Lu Tianxing looked at Lan Xin with a cold sweat on his face. This girl’s heart was certainly big. Others wore formal attire on blind dates, yet this girl actually chose to wear an OL suit, wasn’t she afraid of inviting others to harbor lecherous thoughts?

”It is pretty nice, big boobs, perky butt, just a bit taller and one could see your cleavage...” Lu Tianxing muttered, stroking his chin and commenting, although Lan Xin’s figure couldn’t compare to Bai Zhiqing’s explosive one, it was undeniably great, with much potential to be uncovered.

”Lu Tianxing, keep looking and see if I won’t gouge your eyeballs out.”

Lan Xin suppressed the urge to punch Lu Tianxing in the face and warned, ”You better not mess up later, remember our agreement about getting to know each other two months ago and officially dating one month ago, got it?”

”Of course, don’t worry, I won’t blow our cover, I’m a professional.”

”I hope so.”

Lan Xin sighed. She didn’t hold much expectation for Lu Tianxing’s performance; she just hoped he wouldn’t screw up halfway through.