Beauty Chairwoman’s Bodyguard Expert

Chapter 313: Chapter 311 Why Don’t You Go to Heaven

”Lu Tianxing, can you tell me who you really are?”

Bai Zhiqing’s beautiful eyes flickered with uncertainty, filled with curiosity about the man in front of her. Bullets had no effect on him—could he possibly be Superman?

Lu Tianxing chuckled and said, ”Who am I? Aren’t I your husband?”

Bai Zhiqing rolled her eyes at Lu Tianxing in annoyance and said, ”Nonsense, I’m not asking about that. I’m asking about your past. You are definitely not as simple as someone who just works odd jobs.”

Lu Tianxing sighed and looked at Bai Zhiqing with a profound gaze, and said, ”Ah, to think my deep cover would be known by my wife. Wife, do you really want to know my true identity?”

Bai Zhiqing’s eyes trembled, as if that gaze carried countless stories, stirring an irresistible curiosity, ”If you’re willing to tell, I’m willing to be your most faithful listener.”

”Ah, since you want to know, I’ll tell you. Actually, I didn’t want to tell this story, ah, remembering it is very painful...”

”In fact, I did work abroad, but I have another identity. Actually, I’m not from Earth but from a distant Cultivator planet. On that planet, everyone pursues the Dao of immortality, longing to live as long as heaven itself, seeking eternal youth. And I was one among the many Cultivators there...”

Lu Tianxing’s gaze sparkled as he looked unblinkingly at Bai Zhiqing’s ample Holy Maiden Peak, which rose and fell slightly with her breath, stirring a restless desire within him.

Lu Tianxing felt a flame ignite in his heart and quickly looked down to shift his focus. Having just drank some tiger-strength liquor, he certainly should not do anything less than honorable. Thus, Lu Tianxing began to eloquently tell his ’story.’

With arms waving and legs kicking, Lu Tianxing endlessly boasted of his past glories.

Before he knew it, Lu Tianxing had embellished himself into an invincible Cultivator with supreme power, capable of obliterating a planet with a single strike, traversing the void, and crossing countless galaxies in an instant.

Late on, when an ancient Immortal Mansion was opened, he braved a thousand hardships and eventually seized control of the entire mansion, only to be besieged by innumerable powerful enemies. Outnumbered in the end, he chose to perish together with those invincible foes. However, a sliver of his true spirit, wrapped by the power of the Immortal Mansion, was reborn on Earth.

Lu Tianxing boasted extravagantly, but Bai Zhiqing didn’t believe a word. Exploding stars, crossing the void—did he think he was the protagonist of a cultivation novel? Why not claim you’re Pangu and have fallen through the ages after creating the world?

Even his excuses were laughable, not to mention whether there was life beyond Earth. Attacked by countless strong foes and still able to destroy planets? Have some shame, man! With that kind of power, why don’t you ascend to the heavens!

”How about it, wife? Don’t you think the former me was very impressive, filled with admiration for me, captivated by the past me? What do you say, shall we consummate our marriage then? When the time comes, I’ll teach you dual cultivation techniques. We can improve our strength while doing it. In no time, you’ll become a true female powerhouse, with everlasting beauty and eternal life.”

After talking for a long while, Lu Tianxing still had more to add, seemingly not yet content.

Bai Zhiqing looked at Lu Tianxing and smiled, ”Lu Tianxing, I must say, you have quite the gift of gab. Your story had lots of twists and turns, it was very stirring. But do you think I would believe it?”

”Do you mean to say that everything I just said was false?”

”It seems you do have a bit of self-awareness.”

Bai Zhiqing rolled her eyes. She suddenly realized that not only was Lu Tianxing a lecher, but his skin was also as thick as city walls—impervious to cannon fire.

”Wife, what’s this about self-awareness? Aren’t all the TV shows doing this, building up some earth-shattering past for themselves? Like water from a thousand-year-old well, or claiming to be a descendant of Emperor Li Shimin, or that despite having all bones shattered in my body, I still want to sing. What I said was just going with the flow. Don’t you think it’s quite inspiring?” Lu Tianxing defended himself.

”Yeah, so I think you should go act in a tragedy. I’m sure you’d secure an Oscar. If one of these days I’m in the mood to start an entertainment company, I’ll definitely hire you as our top-star, and let you boast on TV.”

”Eh!”

Lu Tianxing looked at Bai Zhiqing with a face full of black lines, having initially intended to tease her. Instead, it turned out he was the one being teased by Bai Zhiqing. When she suggested he be the lead star, he wasn’t some brothel performer, nor the top card—why not just say courtesan!

Seeing Lu Tianxing with his head hung low and looking dejected, Bai Zhiqing couldn’t help but chuckle secretly in her heart. She found that at this moment, Lu Tianxing was rather pleasing to the eye, much better than before.

While Lu Tianxing and Bai Zhiqing were playfully making their way home, in the luxurious private room of a bar, Chen Hao was singing karaoke, draping his arms around two heavily made-up women. From time to time, he took liberties with the women, appearing extremely joyful.

Chen Hao was indeed feeling great. Ever since he had Scar go after Lu Tianxing, his mood had been fantastic. He was certain that Lu Tianxing’s legs were broken, and that he lay on the ground like a dog. His mood was truly ecstatic. This was the fate of anyone who dared to compete with him for a woman.

”Bang!”

Just as Chen Hao was about to get to the main event with the two hostesses, the door to the private room was suddenly pushed open, and a woman dressed in a black robe with an icy expression on her face walked in.

This woman was none other than the Rose Society’s personal bodyguard, Wu Yan.

”Who are you, what do you want, who let you in here? Do you know who I am? I am with the Sword Alliance. Are you blind? Get out of here now!” Chen Hao released one of the hostess, shouting frantically with a hint of fear in his eyes as he looked at the cold woman in front of him.

”Heh, someone from the Sword Alliance?”

A cold smirk appeared on Wu Yan’s face as she spoke slowly, ”Would someone from the Sword Alliance dare to lay a hand on the Rose Society’s son-in-law? Will you come with me on your own, or do I need to take you myself?”

As her words fell, an intense killing intent radiated from Wu Yan. Since the moment Lu Tianxing had rescued the Rose, Tianxing had become her benefactor in her heart. Anyone who dared to harm Tianxing was an enemy of the entire Unrivaled Guards.

The moment the killing intent was released, Chen Hao shuddered uncontrollably, as if he had fallen into an ice cellar, feeling utterly cold all over.

”Fine, I’ll come with you.”

Chen Hao lowered his head, walking slowly towards Wu Yan. As he neared her, a fierce look flashed in his eyes. He suddenly raised his fist and smashed it towards Wu Yan’s head.

Watching this scene unfold, a look of disdain appeared on Wu Yan’s face, ”Clueless about your impending doom.”

Wu Yan shot out her leg with the speed of lightning.

”Bang!”

Chen Hao was sent flying with a kick, crashing against the wall of the private room. Blood spurted from his mouth as he lay on the ground like a dead dog, his face twisted grotesquely, with eyes glittering with extreme malice.

”Trash.”

Wu Yan sneered with ridicule, her silhouette flashed beside Chen Hao, and she stomped down on his arm.

”Crack!”

The sound of bones shattering rang out immediately.

Before Chen Hao could even scream, Wu Yan bent down to grab him, flinging him like trash onto the nearby coffee table.

”Bang!”

A muffled sound followed as Chen Hao’s body made intimate contact with the floor. The intense pain sent him straight into unconsciousness.

Having done all this, Wu Yan stuffed Chen Hao into a black plastic bag. Without a glance at the hostesses, she carried him over her shoulder and left the KTV directly. Two minutes later, the room erupted with a terrifying scream.