Beauty Chairwoman’s Bodyguard Expert

”Uh!”

Having heard Bai Weiwei’s words, Lu Tianxing was completely speechless. What did she mean by moldy meat that wasn’t slick black? His skin was a healthy wheat color, a true sign of strength and health.

”A girl with no taste deserves nothing better than to buy eggplants at the market every day.”

Lu Tianxing felt there was no need to speak with this little sister-in-law anymore; he feared he might not be able to resist giving her a slap for being so infuriating.

”Brother-in-law, are you angry?”

Seeing that Lu Tianxing wasn’t speaking, Bai Weiwei looked at him cautiously.

”No.”

”Then why aren’t you talking to me! Is it because you think I’m right?”

”You’re overthinking it; I have a toothache and don’t feel like talking.”

”Why would a toothache stop you from talking! Don’t you think it’s an honor to have a beauty chatting with you?”

”Beauty? I didn’t see any beauty.”

”Brother-in-law, what do you mean by that? Am I not a beauty?”

”You’re my sister-in-law, not a beauty.”

”Brother-in-law, why don’t you just shoot for the stars.”

Bai Weiwei was very annoyed, glaring at Lu Tianxing as if to scold him fiercely with her eyes.

”Ding!”

The elevator stopped on the third floor, and under Bai Weiwei’s lead, they arrived at a private room in a hotel.

”Finally here, I’m exhausted; brother-in-law, are you trying to embarrass me on purpose by buying me these two huge toys, which tired me out, oh my poor little waist.”

Upon entering the private room, Bai Weiwei no longer cared about her image, plopped down on the sofa, and placed the two toys down, glaring at Lu Tianxing with a grimace.

”Yeah, it was on purpose. Weiwei, if you don’t like them, I can return them. After all, they were rather expensive. How about I use the refund money to treat you to a meal?”

Lu Tianxing smiled slightly, walked straight toward Bai Weiwei, and reached for the toys on the sofa.

”What are you doing, what do you want to do, stay away from me, don’t touch my things, or I’ll scream harassment.”

Bai Weiwei immediately came to her senses, hugged the two toys to her chest like a hen protecting her chicks, and disdainfully said,”Brother-in-law, you’re so stingy. Who takes back gifts after giving them? It’s like spilled water that can’t be retrieved; don’t you know that, brother-in-law?”

”Didn’t you say you didn’t like these things? If you don’t like them, I’ll return them, and then I’ll buy you something even better.” Lu Tianxing said earnestly, with an unmistakable twinkle of mischief in his eyes.

Bai Weiwei blinked her beautiful eyes, and upon seeing the mischief in Lu Tianxing’s eyes, she huffed heavily, ”Hmph, stinky brother-in-law, lousy brother-in-law, I’m not talking to you anymore. Hmph, I despise you.”

Lu Tianxing shrugged and remained silent, sitting on another sofa, idly browsing through the exquisite menu on the table.

”Ahem!”

Seeing that Lu Tianxing had no intention to comfort her, Bai Weiwei pouted unhappily and coughed loudly twice, as if to remind Lu Tianxing to come and comfort her. Seeing that Lu Tianxing still wasn’t speaking, she coughed a few more times.

”Weiwei, what’s wrong, why are you coughing? Do you have a cold? Do you want your brother-in-law to take you to see a doctor?” Lu Tianxing looked up, smiling as he spoke.

”Look at you, big-headed ghost!”

When Bai Weiwei heard Lu Tianxing say this, she almost spat blood in frustration. How utterly insensitive must one be to utter such a phrase?

”Brother-in-law, can you tell me on which day, just you and sister at home, did you guys do the ’shameful’ deed?” Bai Weiwei took a deep breath, suppressing the urge to beat Lu Tianxing, leaned in, and asked curiously.

”Why do you ask that? It’s none of your business. If you want to know, ask your sister.”

Lu Tianxing didn’t even look up. Regardless of whether they did it or not, Lu Tianxing felt he couldn’t tell Bai Weiwei. With her big mouth, if he told her, it would reach the old man’s ears in less than half an hour.

”Fine, don’t say then. Who cares anyway.”

Bai Weiwei pouted, stretched her body, and casually lay down on the sofa, making her long, beautiful legs look even more elongated.

Bai Weiwei had no idea how much of a visual impact her beautiful legs had on Lu Tianxing.

Watching Bai Weiwei’s elongated beautiful legs, Lu Tianxing couldn’t help but feel amazed. The Bai family’s genes were truly impressive; not only was Bai Zhiqing beautiful, but her sister was equally stunning.

The moment Bai Weiwei felt Lu Tianxing’s gaze, she didn’t avoid it. Instead, she smiled and said, ”Brother-in-law, do you think my legs are beautiful?”

”Beautiful!”

Lu Tianxing didn’t think twice before giving his answer.

But as soon as he spoke, Lu Tianxing instantly regretted it. Damn it, he had fallen into the trap again. It was truly unavoidable, and one careless moment had her putting on a beautiful act.

”Hehe, brother-in-law, you really have good taste. So, tell me honestly, are my legs more beautiful, or are my sister’s?”

Bai Weiwei looked at Lu Tianxing appreciatively, her beautiful eyes twinkling with expectation.

Upon hearing this, Lu Tianxing’s face was filled with sweat. Damn it, not this question again! Lu Tianxing really wanted to retort to Bai Weiwei, ”I’m going with your grandfather to ****, and we both get caught by the police. You have only $5000, enough to bail out one person. Who would you choose?”

Isn’t this question a trap?

”Can I not answer?”

”No!”

Bai Weiwei pouted unsatisfied, visibly annoyed.

”Fine then! When I see your elongated beautiful legs, they remind me of something.”

Bai Weiwei’s eyes lit up, and she asked eagerly, ”What’s that?”

”Two white chicken-sausages. I used to naïvely believe that a girl with long beautiful legs must be a big beauty, but then I realized that two white chicken-sausages also make up a pair of white, elongated beautiful legs, and I was enlightened.”

”Lu Tianxing, go die!”

Bai Weiwei’s face turned iron blue in an instant, and she stood up furiously, lunging towards Lu Tianxing with a murderous look, as if to say, how dare you compare my beautiful legs to sausages, you’re blind!

”What are you doing? Didn’t you ask me to say it?” Lu Tianxing yelled, startled, and quickly dodged.

”Hmph, your thighs are the ones that look like sausages, no, they look like dried salami, the kind that’s air-dried.”

Bai Weiwei glared fiercely at Lu Tianxing, her gaze darting around as if she was searching for something to properly teach Lu Tianxing a lesson.