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Chapter 164 Never a Dull Moment · Sep 29, 2026

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151 Chapter 151 Suspicious 2026-09-29
152 Chapter 152 Selene Forthing 2026-09-29
153 Chapter 153 Lying 2026-09-29
154 Chapter 154 Safe Pathways 2026-09-29
155 Chapter 155 Colossus 2026-09-29
156 Chapter 156 Nature God 2026-09-29
157 Chapter 157 Explosion 2026-09-29
158 Chapter 158 Rolling 2026-09-29
159 Chapter 159 Guilt 2026-09-29
160 Chapter 160 Tomes 2026-09-29
161 Chapter 161 Journey’s End 2026-09-29
162 Chapter 162 Fish 2026-09-29
163 Chapter 163 Goodbye 2026-09-29
164 Chapter 164 Never a Dull Moment 2026-09-29
165 Chapter 165 Mission 2026-09-29
166 Chapter 166 Starkhold 2026-09-29
167 Chapter 167 Fighter Guild 2026-09-29
168 Chapter 168 Messing Around 2026-09-29
169 Chapter 169 Tryouts 2026-09-29
170 Chapter 170 Stomp 2026-09-29
171 Chapter 171 Some Guy 2026-09-29
172 Chapter 172 Fighting Beasts 2026-09-29
173 Chapter 173 Confidence 2026-09-29
174 Chapter 174 Results 2026-09-29
175 Chapter 175 Karl Wendler 2026-09-29
176 Chapter 176 Momentum 2026-09-29
177 Chapter 177 Mother-in-Law 2026-09-29
178 Chapter 178 Ace Team 2026-09-29
179 Chapter 179 Missions 2026-09-29
180 Chapter 180 Bonk 2026-09-29
181 Chapter 181 Introduction 2026-09-29
182 Chapter 182 Hesitation 2026-09-29
183 Chapter 183 Majestica 2026-09-29
184 Chapter 184 Nuggets 2026-09-29
185 Chapter 185 Shit Service 2026-09-29
186 Chapter 186 Proposal 2026-09-29
187 Chapter 187 Speed 2026-09-29
188 Chapter 188 Drama Queen 2026-09-29
189 Chapter 189 Baseball 2026-09-29
190 Chapter 190 Terrors 2026-09-29
191 Chapter 191 Money Troubles 2026-09-29
192 Chapter 192 How to Train 2026-09-29
193 Chapter 193 Make Kyle Strong! 2026-09-29
194 Chapter 194 Banana 2026-09-29
195 Chapter 195 Brother 2026-09-29
196 Chapter 196 Paid Course 2026-09-29
197 Chapter 197 Biggest Weakness 2026-09-29
198 Chapter 198 Fire trail 2026-09-29
199 Chapter 199 Just Do It! 2026-09-29
200 Chapter 200 What Just Happened? 2026-09-29

Chapter 164 Never a Dull Moment

Kyle ran on the road for a good while.

According to the sign, Hillscape was about 50 kilometers away from the Big Bazaar.

ʼI donʼt know what the fuck a kilometer is, but I know itʼs smaller than a mile. Shouldnʼt take too long to get there.ʼ

”Make space!”

Kyle heard a shout from behind him and turned around.

Then, he saw a big beast pulling a wagon behind it.

”Oh, sorry!” Kyle shouted, jumping to the side.

The beast barreled past him, and Kyle resumed running.

ʼForgot Iʼm not the only guy on the road. Gotta watch out for fantasy cars.ʼ

After some minutes, Kyle noticed a beast looking at him behind a couple of trees.

It was some kind of flightless big bird with a big butt.

When Kyle saw it, he sneered.

ʼI donʼt know why, but this does not look delicious.ʼ

Luckily, the bird didnʼt attack Kyle and just watched him run past it.

”That was a Calamity Bird,” Theodor said.

Kyle stopped running. ”The fuck?” he asked. ”That ugly and disgusting thing has such a cool name?”

”Calamity Birds are messengers of misfortune,” Theodor said. ”They are where blood is about to flow.”

”Dude, are you yanking my chain?” Kyle asked. ”That thing looked ridiculous, and youʼre talking about it like itʼs some kind of ancient and mysterious demon.”

”I do not have hands. I canʼt yank any chains,” Theodor said with disdain.

Kyle rolled his eyes and continued running.

”Be careful,” Theodor said. ”Calamity Birds are never a good omen.”

Kyle thought of the dumb face and the huge butt of the bird while thinking about its name.

ʼDude, why is this thing called a Calamity Bird? Trash Bird seems more appropriate.ʼ

BOOM!

Kyleʼs eyes widened as he saw a gigantic beast jumping out from the trees and chomping down on the big beast that had just barreled past him.

The beast was over ten meters long and had six claw-filled legs. In a way, it looked a bit like a hairless dog with black skin, but it was shaped more like a Komodo Dragon.

The next moment, two guards jumped out of the wagon the big beast was pulling and started to attack the weird dog thing.

ʼCalamity Bird,ʼ Kyle thought. ʼI guess the name is fitting after all.ʼ

There was a good kilometer between Kyle and the battle, and he just watched while he kept running.

What was he supposed to do?

He needed about two minutes to traverse such a distance.

One of the two guards used a long lance that was releasing green smoke, while the other one used two long swords surrounded by green Ether.

ʼHey, that guy also has a Wind Affinity,ʼ Kyle thought.

The weird dog thing stopped focusing on the beast and fought the two guards.

After a short scuffle, the dog thing fled back into the forest.

Surprisingly, it wasnʼt very injured.

Sadly, they had been a bit too slow to react, and the beast that pulled the wagon died.

ʼWell, that sucks,ʼ Kyle thought. ʼFantasy car no longer working? Gotta call Triple A!ʼ

”That was suspicious,” Theodor commented.

”How come?” Kyle asked as he kept running.

”Beasts donʼt usually flee this quickly. Especially when there is a valuable corpse.”

The next moment, Kyle saw the two guards running after the escaping beast.

He also saw the leading merchant shouting at them to come back.

While he was running, Kyle just scratched the side of his head.

ʼNever a dull moment in fantasy land.ʼ

Then, Kyle saw three Calamity Birds charging out from the trees.

They immediately jumped onto the dead caravan beast and started to consume it.

The merchant kept shouting at them to stop, but he was powerless against the mighty Calamity Birds.

By now, Kyle was only 500 meters away from the crash site.

ʼOh! More is happening!ʼ Kyle thought as he saw three masked people jumping out from the other side of the road.

”Your money or your life!” one of them shouted.

ʼAh, bandits,ʼ Kyle thought.

Then, he looked at the three Calamity Birds.

ʼI get why theyʼre called that now.ʼ

ʼI donʼt wanna get involved in this.ʼ

Kyle just kept running.

The merchant surrendered under the threat of the bandits.

Then, two of the bandits opened the wagon the beast had been pulling.

The greedy smile of the bandit was visible through his masked face.

BOOOOM!

Kyleʼs eyes widened as he saw the bandit blow apart, his appendages scattering across the surroundings.

That explosion was weird.

Kyle didnʼt see any fire or smoke.

It was like there was a huge pulse, and the next moment, the bandit just turned into pieces.

”Holliander!” one of the bandits shouted in terror.

ʼHolliander? Thatʼs a dumb name,ʼ Kyle thought.

By now, Kyle was less than 200 meters away.

The next moment, a silver-haired man wearing a robe and carrying a silver staff jumped out of the wagon.

”Sorcerer!” the leader of the bandits shouted before looking at the forest. ”Call Dimpy back!”

ʼFucking Dimpy? I thought Holliander was a shit name,ʼ Kyle thought with a snort as he kept running.

The Sorcerer turned to the bandits, who both retreated back into the forest.

WHOOOM!

A shockwave left the Sorcererʼs staff.

It washed across the forest, breaking several trees into pieces.

One bandit managed to escape, but the other one turned into bloody shrapnel like the first one.

Kyle was only fifty meters away by now, and he made a wide berth around the crash site.

The Sorcerer turned to look at Kyle with narrowed eyes.

Kyle just nodded. ”Howdy! Good luck with this mess!” he shouted as he ran past the crashed caravan.

The Sorcerer furrowed his brows.

Was Kyle part of the bandits?

No, probably not.

Judging by the armor he was wearing, he was probably not desperate for cash.

”Thanks,” the Sorcerer answered evenly as Kyle ran past him.

The next moment, Kyle noticed the Calamity Birds fleeing back into the forest.

ʼHuh. Wonder whatʼs up with that?ʼ he thought.

Then, he heard something coming from his right, and his instincts screamed at him.

He looked over and saw the weird dog thing from earlier running out of the forest, charging right at the caravan.

The problem was…

Kyle was between the dog thing and the caravan.

ʼAh, I get it.ʼ

ʼDimpy.ʼ

ʼNo wonder it has such a dumb name.ʼ

ʼItʼs a dog.ʼ

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