How am I Being a Gigolo When I'm Doing Door-to-door Sales?

1: Door-to-door sales”Xie Mengya! You bitch!”

”I’m out there working my ass off to make money, and you actually dare to cheat on me in the living room in broad daylight!”

”I’m going to ruin your reputation today and kick you out with nothing!”

With a sudden explosive bang, the heavy carved door of the villa was violently kicked open from the outside!

A middle-aged man in a suit, but with a crooked tie, rushed in with a livid face!

Behind him followed a serious-looking lawyer carrying a briefcase and a young assistant holding a phone, the camera pointed directly at the living room!

The middle-aged man’s eyes were bloodshot, like an enraged bull, as he pointed at Xie Mengya on the sofa and roared.

The lawyer behind him immediately took a step forward, striking a pose ready to collect evidence.

However, when the leading man—Xie Mengya’s husband, Zheng Guangzhi—saw the scene in the living room clearly, he was completely stunned.

The roaring came to an abrupt halt.

The unsightly scene he had anticipated was nowhere to be found.

Xie Mengya was fully dressed on the sofa, covered with a blanket; her face was flushed, and her eyes were a bit hazy.

And the so-called ”adulterer” was also neatly dressed in a shirt and trousers, and was even... seriously explaining something about acupuncture points to her?

What the hell was going on?

Lin Chao was startled by the sudden commotion. His hands loosened, and he reflexively let go of Xie Mengya’s foot, snapping to his feet from the stool.

He raised his hands as if surrendering.

”Sir, you’ve misunderstood! This is a huge misunderstanding!”

He explained hastily, his voice trembling slightly.

”I’m just a door-to-door salesman for massagers!”

”I saw your wife saying she wasn’t feeling well—dizzy and hot—so I... I let her try our product. And... and I used our ancestral techniques to give her a foot massage!”

”Really! It was just a foot massage!”

Lin Chao hadn’t expected that just by selling a massager, he would almost be caught in an act of adultery!

Earlier that morning, Lin Chao had managed to get into this high-end villa district by pretending to help an old lady carry her things and chatting with her.

Relying on his keen eye, he had picked out an exceptionally luxurious villa.

Taking a deep breath, Lin Chao straightened his tie, held the packaging box for their ’Kangle Home’ massager, and prepared to start his work.

If he could land this sale today, this month’s bonus would be guaranteed!

He gathered his thoughts, walked into the garden, and rang the doorbell at the main entrance.

After waiting for about half a minute, the door clicked open a crack.

Before he could flash his professional smile, a fair but burning hot hand suddenly reached out from the crack and grabbed his wrist!

”Holy crap!” Lin Chao was startled.

A huge force pulled him, and Lin Chao was dragged inside uncontrollably!

Bang!

The solid wood door behind him slammed shut, and the living room instantly went dark.

Lin Chao stumbled, and before he could find his footing, a soft and fiery body pressed against him.

A woman in her early thirties, like a boneless snake, wrapped herself directly around his body.

She was wearing a silk nightgown as thin as a cicada’s wing, her long black hair was draped messily over her shoulders, and her cheeks were flushed with an unnatural heat.

Through his thin shirt, Lin Chao could clearly feel the incredible heat radiating from her body, making his heart shudder.

The woman kept burrowing into his arms, letting out small, rapid gasps.

Her hands were restless too, like they were on fire, wandering aimlessly across his back and waist, igniting sparks wherever they touched.

Oh my god!

Lin Chao felt a rush of blood surge to his head, and a certain part of his body instantly had the most honest reaction.

But soon, Lin Chao’s brow furrowed.

This lady’s state isn’t right!

But damn... this feeling is too much!

Just as his mind was wavering, his girlfriend’s pure and lovely face flashed through his head.

No, I’m a man with a girl, I can’t do something worse than a beast!

Lin Chao forcibly held down the woman’s wandering hands, cleared his throat, and tried to make his voice sound a bit more professional.

”Madam, I... I see you don’t seem to be feeling well. Your face is flushed and your breathing is rapid; this might be caused by poor blood circulation.”

He paused and held up the packaging box in his arms.

”Why don’t you... try our latest Multi-functional Meridian Massager?”

The woman’s hazy eyes finally found a bit of focus. She looked up—it was indeed the owner, Xie Mengya—panting heavily, her breath like orchids.

”I don’t want... a massager...” Her voice was soft and seductive, with a hint of a sob, ”I want you!”

Lin Chao’s scalp tingled!

What kind of situation is this! Door-to-door sales coming with a ”sacrifice”?

He waved his hands frantically, desperate to fix this: ”Okay, okay, okay! You want me, you want me!”

He agreed haphazardly, just wanting to stabilize the woman first: ”Then lie down first, lie down on the sofa!”

As if receiving an order, Xie Mengya obediently let go of him, staggered to the sofa, and collapsed onto it.

She lay on the large leather sofa, twisting her body restlessly. The hem of her nightgown had already rolled up to the top of her thighs, revealing a breathtaking expanse of snowy white skin.

Lin Chao looked at the vivid, sensual scene on the sofa and swallowed hard.

His Adam’s apple bobbed up and down with a gulp.

Good Lord, which official is this testing?

These snowy long legs, this looming scenery—it was more stimulating than an adult movie!

He felt his nose starting to heat up again.

No! Hold it in!

Lin Chao, you have a girlfriend! You’re not a beast!

He screamed inwardly, trying to build up his mental defenses, but his feet honestly walked toward the sofa.

With a rip, he tore open the ’Kangle Home’ box and took out the brand-new massager and several gel electrode pads.

”Madam, don’t move. I’ll use this on you now; you’ll feel better once it’s on.”

His voice carried an imperceptible tremor due to nervousness.

Xie Mengya twisted on the sofa, looking at him with hazy eyes and letting out moans like a cat begging for a stroke.

Lin Chao tried his best not to look at those dangerous places and carefully placed two electrode pads on her smooth, rounded shoulders.

The cool touch made Xie Mengya’s body tremble slightly.

Lin Chao turned on the massager and set it to the lowest level.

Zzz... zzz...”

A faint electrical sound hummed, and the electrode pads began to contract and pulse rhythmically.

However, this level of force was a mere drop in the bucket for the current Xie Mengya.

Instead, she knitted her beautiful brows, appearing even more restless.

Lin Chao’s gaze followed her curled body downward and landed on her exquisite, petite feet.

Her ankles were slender, the arch of her foot was as perfect as a work of art, and her ten toes were rounded and cute, painted with light pink nail polish, shimmering with a soft luster in the dim light.

A thought suddenly flashed into his mind.

Right! How could I forget the skills the old man taught me!

Lin Chao’s eyes lit up, as if he had found a lifeline, and also an excuse to touch her with a clear conscience.

He moved a small stool, sat by Xie Mengya’s feet, and even pulled over a thin blanket to cover her body.

It wasn’t that he was a gentleman; it was just... too stimulating! He was afraid he wouldn’t be able to control himself!

Taking a deep breath, Lin Chao reached out and gently grasped one of her feet.

It felt warm and silky to the touch, as if he were holding a piece of fine warm jade.

Lin Chao’s mind wavered again!

Xie Mengya felt it too. Her misty eyes slowly opened, and with a hint of confusion, she looked at the man sitting at her feet.

She didn’t struggle; the twisting of her body just became less intense.

Lin Chao forced himself to push away all distracting thoughts, his eyes instantly becoming focused and clear.

At this moment, he was no longer a flustered salesman, but a massage master who had inherited his family’s skills.

He pressed his thumb gently onto the center of her fair sole.

”Mmm...”

A muffled groan escaped Xie Mengya’s throat, and her body stiffened as if struck by lightning!

Lin Chao spoke in a low voice, his tone steady and professional: ”Madam, this is the Yongquan point.”

His thumb increased the pressure, pressing down with a unique spiral force.

”The kidney energy emerges from the Yongquan, which is at the center of the sole. Pressing here can nourish Yin and lower fire, returning the fire to its source. You feel hot all over now because the deficiency fire is rising within your body.”

Xie Mengya’s breath suddenly hitched!