Mr Fu, I Really Love You

Yun Liuli’s performance was rather outstanding, especially considering others hadn’t really gotten the hang of pranking the show’s producers, and she had accidentally gotten it right!

Perhaps it was as Fang Yan had said… that Yun Liuli had a really high IQ.

Zhou Yuxiang’s lips curled up. He had a feeling that Yun Liuli was going to reach a new height in her career after this episode on the variety show.

Zhou Yuxiang then raised his thermos cup and leisurely took a sip of his Pu’er tea while looking at the wall of monitors before him, his vision locked on the few screens with Yun Liuli in them.

After Team Unlucky and Team Red were rescued from the massive hole, Team Red started gloating, waiting to see how unlucky Team Blue would become now that Team Unlucky decided to latch onto them.

Alas, contrary to Team Red’s expectations, Team Unlucky behaved unpredictably.

When Team Unlucky held up their phone to tell Team Blue that they had taken a photo of Team Red’s map earlier, asking to exchange that with Team Blue’s map, the expressions of those on Team Red changed from joy to grief…

Team Red was speechless.

No, it shouldn’t be like this. Team Unlucky should be sticking close to Team Blue and implicating them in their misfortune! Why were they using their map to exchange for another map?

What enmity did Team Unlucky have against Team Red? Why were they being such bullies!

“You don’t have to doubt the authenticity of this picture. I just took it…” Yun Liuli waved the phone in her hand as she earnestly explained, gazing at them.

The film crew was speechless.

Unable to tolerate it anymore, the film crew spoke up.

“Eh… you’re breaking the rules by using your phone!” the film crew told her.

“I took this phone out of my bag. Since taking my bag with me is in line with the rules, then using the things inside the bag should be in line with the rules too!” Yun Liuli reasoned matter-of-factly, playing the rogue. “After all, I’m not a fool. Surely you producers didn’t think I’d be running around the forest with an empty backpack, right?”

The film crew was speechless.

The film crew’s biggest mistake was perhaps relenting to Yun Liuli at the start.

“Team Blue! Want to exchange?” Yun Liuli asked.

“But you have a photographic memory. If we show you the map, you will have a complete map, won’t you?” Du Wenjie of Team Blue was hesitant.

“I didn’t ask to look at the map. I asked for your map… in exchange for Team Red’s map!” There was a sly smile in Yun Liuli’s eyes.

Team Red: You’re exchanging their map using nothing.

Yun Liuli: Nonsense, I’m clearly exchanging for their map with my phone.

“Moreover… perhaps your Team Blue’s map is only half of a half! That means that even if we of Team Unlucky assemble the two maps, we might still have a tough journey ahead. Unless… the film crew designed it such that if we obtained both Team Blue and Team Red’s maps at the same time, we’d be able to rid ourselves of our unlucky fate!”

Yun Liuli then gazed towards the film crew that came over to view the game.

The film crew was speechless.

None of the film crew dared to look into Yun Liuli’s eyes. They were all looking elsewhere, fidgeting with the corners of their shirts or caressing their hair.

Seeing the film crew react this way, Yun Liuli could only turn back and say to Shi Hanchu, Fu Tianci, and Du Wenjie, “How about this. If we turn into Team Lucky, I’ll let you guys follow us! As for if the film crew gives us a chance to transfer the title of Team Unlucky to Team Blue or Team Red, we’ll choose to transfer it to Team Red and not your team!”

The film crew was speechless.

Could this game go on? What kind of a brain did Yun Liuli have!

Shi Hanchu’s lips turned up as he looked at the young lady. He extended a hand. “Give it to me!”

Yun Liuli handed her phone over to Shi Hanchu with a smile. Just as Du Wenjie was about to hand their map to Yun Liuli, Shi Hanchu suddenly grabbed Du Wenjie’s hand and snapped a photo of the map before saying with a smile, “You can hand it to them now!”

Du Wenjie’s eyes lit up as he looked at Shi Hanchu. “There’s a reason they call you God Shi! You’re indeed wise!”

The film crew was speechless.

Was the great actor Shi Hanchu being unpredictable as well?

The human scanner Yun Liuli had already memorized Team Red’s map and also obtained Team Blue’s map in her hands…

The sound of a trumpet rang out in the jungle.

The film crew announced, “Because Team Unlucky has obtained the routes of both the Azure Dragon and Vermilion Bird maps, they obtain a chance to rid themselves of the God of Misfortune. Team Unlucky can specify a team to exchange their title with. The team specified by Team Unlucky needs to stay and receive punishment, and their map will also be confiscated.”

“The Azure Dragon of the East, the White Tiger of the West, the Vermilion Bird of the South, and the Black Tortoise of the North,” Yun Liuli mumbled to herself as she pulled Liu Yuxi by the wrist to move forward.

Indeed, there should be four maps. Yun Liuli guessed… that the first half portion of the map was incomplete and that the team to leave first would reach an obstacle round first and have a greater chance of obtaining a clue.

Team Red was speechless.

“Damn it! Yun Liuli’s guess was spot on!” Dong Yijie shouted.

Yang Feifei widened her eyes, a look of disbelief on her face, looking unsure about whether to laugh or cry as she stared at the VJ’s camera. “Director, did you reveal the plot to Miss Fairy Liuli because she’s pretty?”

Zhang Yihan stood akimbo, seemingly having a good time. He said, “It seems like this isn’t an adventure variety show, but a show where contestants pit their wits against each other!”

Since Yun Liuli had promised not to choose Team Blue, the title of Team Unlucky naturally fell upon Team Red.

Team Red, composed of Yun Liuli and Liu Yuxi, as well as the three members of Team Blue, knew that whoever Team Unlucky followed would be unlucky as well. Since they had both maps in their hands, they naturally fled the scene while Yang Feifei, Zhang Yihan, and Dong Yijie were receiving their punishment.

After they were done with the punishment, when Yang Feifei’s Team Unlucky was prepared to set off, they discovered that Team Red and Team Blue were already nowhere to be seen. Without even a map, they stood frozen to their spots, a confused look on their faces.

Yang Feifei and Dong Yijie were, after all, regular guests on the show, so they managed to react quickly, following the tracks left behind by the other two teams!

Indeed, when Team Red and Team Blue reached the game spot marked by a flag, they ran into a century-old vampire in the forest, and the vampire was styled in the same manner as Fu Tianci in the “Fake Aristocrat” MV.

This was to promote Fu Tianci’s new album “Fake Aristocrat”.

The vampire said that it hated humans for leaving garbage when they entered the sacred forests. Therefore, so long as the two teams managed to pick up 2kg of garbage in the allocated time, they would be given a chance to face off in a game.

If one team didn’t manage to pick up enough garbage in the set time, the other team would automatically be declared the victor in this segment.