Mr Fu, I Really Love You

“But… Old Gu should already have heard us, right?” Tang Zheng wasn’t sure whether to laugh or cry. “Listen… Old Gu’s breathing. He sounds angry, doesn’t he!”

Lu Jinnan was speechless.

Oh Tang Zheng… why did he not cherish his life! He clearly knew that Gu Qingcheng was back… so why couldn’t he have feigned ignorance and pretended not to have heard anything, obediently turning that thing off?

The last time they barged into Fu Huai’an and Lin Nuan’s intimate moment, Fu Huai’an nearly killed them both with his gaze!

This time, the terrible duo listened in on the entire process at Gu Qingcheng’s place. If Gu Qingcheng learned of this, he would surely slaughter the two of them!

A speechless Lu Jinnan gazed at the heavens. He seemed to be the innocent one implicated by Tang Zheng every time!

“Old Gu?” Tang Zheng called out testingly.

The veins on Gu Qingcheng’s temples were popping. No matter how close Gu Qingcheng was to Tang Zheng and Lu Jinnan, it wasn’t okay for them to listen in on him doing the deed with his beloved woman!

Lu Jinnan pressed a hand to his forehead, feeling that they were dead meat if Tang Zheng were to continue speaking. Hence, he confessed, “Old Gu, we didn’t listen in on the whole thing. When you started, we already turned off the connection!”

“Right right right!” Tang Zheng added. “It’s just that two hours later we turned it back on and wanted to inform you… that we’ll keep in contact this way going forward. But when we realized you guys weren’t done yet, we turned it off again. Then, we turned it back on again, and we heard the two of you talking about the ‘cigarette after the deed’! Since you guys were done, we didn’t turn it back off. We’ve been looking for an opportunity to teach you how to use this.”

Lu Jinnan was speechless.

Would it kill Tang Zheng not to add so much detail?

Never mind if he didn’t wish to live. Lu Jinnan didn’t understand why he had to be implicated when he was innocent. Lu Jinnan grumbled about Tang Zheng internally.

“That means…” Gu Qingcheng pinched the area between his brows. “So long as you guys wish to listen in on what’s going on over here, you can!”

“We contacted you to teach you how to use this…” Tang Zheng said. “It’s not convenient for us to call you since we don’t know if you’ll be somewhere bugged. If you need to contact us regarding any matter, just set the alarm to a certain time, and we’ll contact you at the set time! If something unexpected happens, you can turn off the alarm function… If you do that, our side won’t be able to contact you until you turn it back on again!”

Gu Qingcheng nodded. Excellent…

He planned to turn off the alarm function permanently.

Before completely turning off the alarm function, Gu Qingcheng brought the alarm clock to his lips and said in his deep voice, sounding cold and sinister, “If Liuli comes to know of this, I’ll slaughter the two of you!”

Lu Jinnan was speechless.

Lu Jinnan felt that he was very innocent. Why was he implicated by Tang Zheng every single time!

“We definitely won’t tell Xiao Liuli, don’t worry about it, Old Gu! But… Old Gu, you’re truly formidable, more formidable than I am! Two hours and you guys weren’t done yet. Was this really your first time? Did you hide it from your buddies and go look for wo…”

Gu Qingcheng directly turned off the alarm function, then casually pulled out the bedside cabinet and tossed the alarm clock inside, his countenance looking terrible.

On the other end of the line, Lu Jinnan gazed at Tang Zheng with sympathy.

“Damn, I praised him for being more formidable than I am. Why was he angry instead of proud!” Tang Zheng said with a frown.

Lu Jinnan raised a hand and patted Tang Zheng’s shoulder. “Take the chance to eat and drink whatever you like while you’re still alive these couple of days!”

“You mean to say that you’re not planning to shoulder this with me?” Tang Zheng stared at Lu Jinnan in astonishment. “Lu Jinnan, we’re in this together. How can you abandon me?”

“You were the one who placed that thing at Old Gu’s, and you were also the one who said those words. I tried very hard to pull you up to the shore, but you shook your head vehemently and refused my help, insisting, instead, on jumping into the fire pit. I’ll be implicated if I don’t abandon you. I can’t win in a fight against Old Fu, much less Old Gu… I’d better save my own skin!”

Tang Zheng was speechless.

Gu Qingcheng changed his clothes and went to the dining room.

The young lady was reading her script and eating at the same time. From her peripheral vision, she saw Gu Qingcheng, so she said, “Quick, come and eat, the food’s getting cold!”

In the living room, in order to keep up the pretense of being Jacob Bellucci, Gu Qingcheng very rarely talked to Yun Liuli. After he was done eating, he returned to his bedroom.

Gu Qingcheng had thought he would sleep with Yun Liuli in his arms tonight, but the young lady said she wanted to study her script and feared she would disrupt Gu Qingcheng’s rest, so she went back to her own room.

Yun Liuli didn’t have that many lines, but she strove to recite each line with perfection, so she repeatedly recorded herself on her phone and repeatedly tried until she felt it was the best she could achieve.

At the start, Yun Liuli would practice a single expression for an entire day, sometimes even three to four days on end. Now… Yun Liuli could already master these expressions and actions, performing them seamlessly before the mirror.

Yun Liuli even rehearsed scenes that she wasn’t set to appear in, but in which Bai Wanqin would possibly appear in.

On the third day after doing the deed for the first time with Gu Qingcheng, Yun Liuli’s period came.

The young lady curled up on the sofa from the menstrual pains, unable to read the script she was holding anymore. She read the script aloud to shift her focus, so today, the young lady didn’t have the energy to pester Jacob Bellucci.

Jacob Bellucci went in and out of his room many times and saw that something wasn’t right with Yun Liuli. He finally took the initiative to talk to Yun Liuli. “Are… are you alright?”

“How can I be alright? Haven’t you heard the saying that menstrual pain isn’t an illness, but when the pain comes, it makes one feel like dying?”

Afterward, Jacob Bellucci turned around and returned to his room.

Shortly after, Jacob Bellucci came out again and asked Yun Liuli, “Then… what can I do for you?”

Yun Liuli said nothing, merely gazing at her lover with a smile. “Do you know how to make raw ginger brown sugar water?”

Jacob Bellucci asked after a pause, “You mean cooking raw ginger and brown sugar water together?”

“Right!”

Jacob Bellucci then went into the kitchen without another word.

In the living room, Yun Liuli and Jacob Bellucci had their own scripts to follow, and they were putting on a superb performance.

After he was done making the raw ginger brown sugar water, Jacob Bellucci placed a porcelain bowl on the coffee table, then urged Yun Liuli kindly, “Do you want to rest in your bedroom?”

“I’ll go if it’s your bedroom! I’ll be by myself in my bedroom, it’s so cold and lonely!”

Jacob Bellucci was silent.

“Silence means consent!”

Yun Liuli then got to her feet and bent over to pick up the raw ginger brown sugar water.

Jacob Bellucci took the bowl from her hands. “Let me!”

The two of them entered the bedroom and closed the door. Yun Liuli leaned against Gu Qingcheng’s chest, and after taking a few sips of the raw ginger brown sugar water, let him rub her stomach with his dry and hot large hands.

“How can such a weird thing as menstrual pain exist in this world?” Yun Liuli was still holding the porcelain bowl.