The Calamity Beast is Strong? I Just Filled in the Stats Randomly!

168: Chapter 168 The Resolute Lu LiTwo women are equal to a thousand ducks.

The origin of this saying can no longer be traced.

But now, Fang Xun was genuinely being attacked by two women.

The Disaster Beast’s mimicry was far too authoritative; even mimicking this was a bit ridiculous.

”Uh, we’re almost at Shannan City. How about we stop arguing for now?”

Fang Xun patted Lu Li’s shoulder and glanced at Jiu Ying, who had already changed into a maid outfit.

Lu Li was a woman of action; when it came to abusing her authority, she didn’t hide it at all.

Unfortunately, in the original treaty, there wasn’t a clause that allowed her to make the Disaster Beast shut up directly.

So now, while Jiu Ying was massaging Lu Li’s legs, she was simultaneously unleashing a verbal onslaught.

To Fang Xun, this scene looked a bit too abstract.

”No way. I want to see how long she can keep up this stubborn attitude,” Lu Li flatly refused Fang Xun’s suggestion.

She was actually enjoying herself.

Although the Disaster Beast’s service attitude was a bit poor, the actual service was truly excellent.

The massage felt quite comfortable.

”Jiu Ying, how about you stop talking for a bit?” Fang Xun looked at Jiu Ying and said.

”Does Brother want your dog to be bullied?” Jiu Ying asked with wide eyes.

Fang Xun shut his mouth; whatever. It wasn’t as if she wasn’t being bullied right now—she was practically one step away from being Lu Li’s mount.

Forget it, as long as they didn’t start a physical fight.

Finally, they arrived at Shannan City.

At this moment, the Disaster Beast within Shannan City had no idea what they were about to face.

Hearing the commotion from this army of Disaster Beast, they had already sent a group of Remnant Beastss ahead to scout the situation.

Jiu Ying hadn’t asked Fang Xun to come because she actually needed him to exert much effort.

It was more for Fang Xun to hold the line and witness their hard work.

”Go, crush them.”

While massaging Lu Li’s waist, Jiu Ying issued the command.

Jiu Ying showed no mercy toward Disaster Beast of other clans.

Waves of Remnant Beastss lunged forward, so densely packed they looked like a black tide.

Dongcheng City had faced such scenes several times before.

Every time, Dongcheng City suffered heavy losses.

They had only managed to survive thanks to reinforcements from nearby cities.

Soon, the Disaster Beast inside Shannan City reacted.

Large groups of Remnant Beastss began to slaughter each other.

Before long, it was a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood.

”Whew...”

Lu Li let out a long breath; this scene reminded her of some unpleasant things.

”Brother, you and Lu Li go watch from the side for a bit. We need to finish this quickly. If we wait for the Broodmother to react and pull reinforcements directly from the otherworldly crevice, it’ll be too late.”

As Jiu Ying spoke, a tentacle curled around Fang Xun and Lu Li, placing them on a nearby tall building.

Then, Jiu Ying expanded.

She literally expanded; her clothes instantly shredded as a massive Disaster Beast, nearly as tall as the building, appeared.

Only then did Fang Xun understand why she was called Jiu Ying.

Jiu Ying’s true form actually resembled that of a giant serpent; her nine heads all glanced at Fang Xun simultaneously before she dragged her body toward the battlefield.

Those nine heads each controlled a different elemental ability.

When she unleashed them, it looked like a grand convention of mages.

”Tsk.”

Watching Jiu Ying perform, Lu Li couldn’t help but click her tongue.

”Could you beat her?” Fang Xun asked instinctively.

”No,” Lu Li rolled her eyes.

Even if she weren’t currently injured, she couldn’t win.

Fortunately, Disaster Beast were generally afraid of death and didn’t even dare to get injured.

Otherwise, Dongcheng City would have been leveled long ago.

Disaster Beast of this level almost never appeared on the front lines unless they were pushed to the brink.

And this Broodmother...

Previously, they hadn’t even known what a Broodmother was.

”Jiu Ying doesn’t seem very good at fighting,” Lu Li observed from a distance and gave this evaluation.

A mantis-like Disaster Beast lying in ambush among the Remnant Beastss suddenly jumped out and dealt Jiu Ying a heavy blow.

Luckily, this mantis-like beast wasn’t very large.

Even with all its strength, it only managed to carve a wound revealing flesh on one of Jiu Ying’s necks.

Only then did Jiu Ying remember she should put up a few shields.

But before she could, over a dozen more mantis-like Disaster Beast jumped out and crawled onto her body.

She could only writhe on the ground, trying to shake them off.

Snakes were quite talented in that regard.

However, by the time Jiu Ying finished dealing with these Disaster Beast, she was covered in wounds.

”She really is quite clumsy,” Fang Xun nodded. He then fished a few items out of his pocket and threw them directly at Jiu Ying.

Jiu Ying noticed the items Fang Xun threw instantly, and she opened her mouth to swallow them.

In the next moment, the wounds on Jiu Ying’s body healed completely.

Her nine heads opened their mouths and fired violent beams of light, virtually sweeping across the battlefield.

”Horse Healing, Dragon Blast, and what else?”

Lu Li saw that Fang Xun had thrown what looked like three Talismanic Incantations, but one of them didn’t seem to have an effect.

”Dog Immortality, of course,” Fang Xun watched the battlefield with interest.

”The horse talisman isn’t omnipotent. If Jiu Ying gets insta-killed by something, she can’t be saved.”

”Gēge~ you’re really good to girls~” Lu Li said in a sarcastic, Yin and Yang tone.

Back when Wei Heng begged Fang Xun to leave some items behind, he was incredibly cautious.

Now, this Disaster Beast ’little girl’ hadn’t said a word, and Fang Xun had already sent them over.

”So what? If you go, I’ll give them to you too,” Fang Xun stated frankly.

”Then I’m going!” Lu Li stood up.

Then, after a moment, Lu Li sat back down.

”Why aren’t you going?” Fang Xun blinked.

”Hmph, just reverse psychology. I’m not like a little girl who would fall for it so easily.”

Lu Li kicked the rubble at her feet and sat on the edge of the building.

The fight over there was lively; several shockwaves came down, shaking the earth and mountains.

Watching the battle from here actually felt like watching an Ultraman movie.

Well, let me correct that.

It felt like King Kong vs. Godzilla.

”However, it’s fine if I don’t act; an A-rank like me can’t help much anyway. But aren’t you going to help?” Lu Li asked while watching the spectacle.

Hearing this, Fang Xun immediately shook his head and said:

”No, they look like they’re having fun fighting. Let them play if they want to.”

With the empowerment of the Talismanic Incantations, this battle could indeed be called ’play’.

”Wait a minute, someone’s coming.”

Fang Xun looked into the distance; indeed, people were approaching.

With the Disaster Beast making such a huge commotion, the nearby cities that still had people in them had likely noticed.

They had acted on a whim without communicating with other cities, so it was normal for people to come.

”Do you want to go communicate with them?” Fang Xun looked at Lu Li.

Lu Li was, after all, the second-in-command of the Dongcheng City Special Affairs Bureau; it was only fitting for her to go.

Lu Li nodded with a look of slight disdain:

”Then I’ll go take a look. As long as they aren’t here to reap where they haven’t sown.

Fang Xun, don’t say a word later.

Lest they beg a little and you end up giving away my whole garden.”

Lu Li could be said to understand Fang Xun very well.

If these people begged the Great Senior for some items, Fang Xun really might give them away.

Fang Xun: ”?”