The Calamity Beast is Strong? I Just Filled in the Stats Randomly!

96: Chapter 96 No toys allowed!!!“Brother?”

Jiang Qin called out loudly again, and finally, Fang Xun’s reply came from the bathroom.

“Yep, yep, I’m here.”

Fang Xun, gripping the mop handle, poked his head out from the bathroom.

“I’m here, little sis,” Fang Xun peeked out.

“Brother, what are you doing?” Jiang Qin asked curiously.

“Mopping the floor,” Fang Xun answered concisely.

“Brother, be careful! You’re splashing water onto the sofa. The mop water is dirty; don’t use so much force.” Jiang Qin showed an expression of being utterly helpless with him and got up, intending to walk over to the bathroom.

“Brother, let me do it.”

Saying that, she reached out to pull open the bathroom door, opening it.

But Fang Xun held the door shut.

“I’m not wearing any pants. Wait a moment…”

Fang Xun’s eyes darted around, his expression bizarre.

He seemed to be controlling something, yet looked extremely nervous.

Jiang Qin found Fang Xun’s appearance a bit strange, but couldn’t pinpoint what was odd.

“Not wearing any?” Jiang Qin pouted slightly.

“None at all!” Fang Xun stated firmly.

“Brother, why aren’t you wearing pants at home?!” Jiang Qin exclaimed!

“I thought you weren’t due back yet…” Fang Xun tried to explain:

“Jiang Qin, go back to your room first. I’ll go put on pants.”

“…” Jiang Qin pouted, casting a fierce look at the slightly ajar bathroom door, as if trying to see through the frosted glass.

Unfortunately, all she could see was a swaying, bulky silhouette inside.

She let out a soft hmph and turned toward her own room.

Before entering, she didn’t forget to look back one last time.

“Brother, hurry up. I need to use the bathroom too.”

“Okay!” Fang Xun readily agreed.

As soon as she heard the sound of Jiang Qin closing her door, Fang Xun immediately let out a sigh of relief.

He retreated a bit, but not completely...

Then, Fang Xun whispered:

“Still going? Your sister is outside, and you’re still going.”

After a while, Tang Xiaotang finally got up slowly.

She looked at Fang Xun and also whispered:

“Hehe… Brother seems even more scared than me. Why is it that when Qin Qin was outside, Brother clearly just… You’re so naughty, Brother.”

Looking at the girl’s flushed lips, Fang Xun glared at her fiercely, then quickly pulled her back into his room.

Thankfully, both of them were barefoot, so stepping on the house floor didn’t make much noise.

Amidst a moment of heart-pounding fear, they returned to Fang Xun’s room.

At this moment, the room was like a tangled mess.

Fang Xun frowned and waved his hand casually.

Under Fang Xun’s will, the things in the room seemed to come alive; they lifted into the air, quickly found their proper places, and neatly settled down.

Fang Xun did this instinctively.

After all, it was incredibly convenient.

Tang Xiaotang didn’t notice anything amiss at first.

In this world, the use of supernatural abilities was already very common.

In the Tang Family’s residence, there were even some Ability Users with weak powers who could only rigidly move small objects, specifically employed as Cleaners.

Well, given the compensation provided by the Tang Family, they should be called Housekeeping Organizers.

Tang Xiaotang threw herself onto the clean bed.

Back in the bathroom, the effects of the medicine had almost worn off.

But in the end, she couldn’t resist, and while washing up…

She thoroughly indulged.

Damn it, why does Fang Xun have such a strange attraction?

Was she about to betray Qin Qin?

Tang Xiaotang pulled the quilt over her head and took a deep breath.

…

“You… didn’t wash the quilt?”

Tang Xiaotang slowly pulled her small face out from under the quilt.

This smell on it, couldn’t it be from last time…

“What’s wrong? Are you disgusted?” Fang Xun looked at Tang Xiaotang with a teasing gaze:

“You’re the one who made it. I’m not disgusted, but you are? Besides, the smell is faint; it’s not a big deal.”

“Ah!!!!”

Tang Xiaotang cried out in alarm and covered her head with the quilt again.

Then she felt it was wrong and grabbed a pillow to cover her head instead.

“Ah!!!!!!!!!!”

“Brother, are you done? What are you doing?”

Jiang Qin’s voice suddenly rang out from outside.

“Brother, can I come in?”

“Um, I was just watching the movie Spider-Man. The female lead is a bit noisy.”

“Oh, oh, I’ve seen that too,” Jiang Qin agreed, then asked again, “Brother, can I come in?”

“Yes, yes.” Fang Xun instinctively agreed.

Only after he agreed did he remember that Tang Xiaotang was still on the bed.

Tang Xiaotang’s eyes widened upon hearing this. She shot Fang Xun a shocked look, then quickly shrank back into the quilt.

Seeing this, Fang Xun also quickly sat on the edge of the bed, trying his best to shield the bulging quilt behind him.

When Jiang Qin entered, she saw Fang Xun sitting properly on the bed.

Behind him, the quilt was lumpy, and she didn’t know what was covered underneath.

Before, Brother wasn’t fiddling with…

She looked at the size of the quilt and then at Fang Xun’s strange expression; she seemed to have figured something out.

“Brother…”

“Hey, I’m here,” Fang Xun immediately responded.

“N-nothing.” Jiang Qin thought for a moment and decided to skip the topic she was just thinking about.

She slowly walked over and sat on the edge of Fang Xun’s bed.

“Brother.”

“What is it?” Hearing Jiang Qin’s voice, Fang Xun’s tone gradually softened.

“Hug.”

“Okay.”

Quietly, Jiang Qin nestled into Fang Xun’s embrace.

On the TV, an old Spider-Man movie that Fang Xun had pulled up as an excuse was playing.

On Fang Xun’s computer, the female lead, Mary Jane, was indeed screaming miserably on that runaway train.

“Brother, were you watching this just now?”

Listening to the scream, Jiang Qin could tell that this sound was indeed different from what she had heard before.

“Yes, yes!” Fang Xun nodded repeatedly.

“Brother, don’t lie to me.”

“Brother won’t lie to you,” Fang Xun declared solemnly, patting his chest.

“Is that so?”

“Yes!”

“Then who was screaming just now?” Jiang Qin asked again.

“It was Mary Jane.”

“Is that Mary Jane?”

Jiang Qin looked at Fang Xun and swiftly threw off the quilt behind him.

In that instant, Fang Xun’s breath hitched.

His stiff body didn’t even dare to turn his head to look at Jiang Qin’s expression.

After a long while, Jiang Qin indeed nudged Fang Xun’s chin with her head, huffing angrily.

“Brother really lied to me.

So naughty.

Brother, that was what was screaming just now, wasn’t it?”

“…”

“Hmph…”

Jiang Qin let out a small hmph, hugged Fang Xun tightly, and then stood up.

“Brother is a pervert.”

Saying that, Jiang Qin walked toward the door.

“Brother even secretly bought this kind of thing. You are not allowed to use this thing anymore; Brother, throw it away immediately.

If you feel that suppressed…

I…

I can help Brother.”