I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Within the White Nectar Sea.

At the pinnacle of the divine tree.

The woman with long, green hair looked at the cup of tea in her hand and murmured, “It’s cold.”

“Yes, the tea has indeed cooled,” the Heavenly Heaven God mused.

The woman shook her head. “No. What I’m saying is… the Heavenly Mind God has gone cold…”

The Heavenly Heaven God: “…”

“How… how did that happen?” the Heavenly Heaven God asked.

The Heavenly Life Goddess wore an extremely dark expression. “I don’t know either. There is no way that powerful beings capable of slaying Heavenly God could be situated on Earth. The Heavenly Mind God should be able to escape even if it were ambushed by over ten Dao Integration Stage super mighty figures, what could have happened?!”

Her head was starting to ache. She had lost two powerful subordinates in the short span of a few days.

One of them was a present to An Lin, while the other died under mysterious circumstances after being deployed to Earth.

Anyone would be very irritated by this.

The Heavenly Heaven God tried to find an answer through divination but was unable to do so. “I can’t tell what happened either. It’s like the guardian stationed on Earth is not someone from the Tai Chu Continent at all…”

“Is that possible?” the Heavenly Life Goddess asked.

“It is.” The Heavenly Heaven God nodded. “But the enemy must be a God of Creation-level living being, so it must be one of the most powerful beings in the Realm of Stars.”

“Hehe… A top-rate powerful being from the Realm of Stars is acting as the guardian of a Small World and opposing the heavens? Are they insane?” The Heavenly Life Goddess chuckled.

“Regardless of whether they’re insane or not, that being is on my blacklist. They will die once I verify their identity,” the Heavenly Heaven God vowed in a cold voice.

At the edge of the solar system.

The Rabbit Maiden had succeeded in her negotiations with An Lin and was now jumping for joy like an overactive child. “Yay! Three frying pan dishes plus two is five dishes for this week! I’m so happy!”

Her pink eyes glowed with a scorching light. “It would be great if a few more Heavenly Gods came… That way, I would be able to get more meals…”

Xiao Fu and Xiao Pang looked at the elated Rabbit Maiden and their chests constricted.

Peace activist? Noob weakling rabbit?

Bullsh*t!

It was all an act!

At this moment, ripples suddenly erupted from the spatial gate again.

“Oh My God!” the Rabbit Maiden screamed. “I do want more Heavenly Gods to be delivered to my doorstep, but not so regularly!”

She had just endured a massive battle and expended a lot of her energy. If a few more Heavenly Gods arrived now, she probably wouldn’t be able to protect Earth anymore.

The Rabbit Maiden’s soft and delicate hands transformed into crimson rabbit claws again as she prepared herself for battle.

“Please don’t deploy too many enemies this time. Just one or two is enough… Any more than that and it would be animal abuse…” the Rabbit Maiden arched and tensed her body as she murmured to herself.

Spatial ripples swept through space.

Two pleasant voices sounded from within the spatial gate.

“The life energy density on Earth has increased drastically; this is a very powerful enemy!”

“But the world has sustained no damage! Not only that, but no living beings have been killed either! It looks like Heavenly Monarch Xi Ling has managed to stall the Heavenly God!”

“Let’s make haste so that we can help Heavenly Monarch Xi Ling!”

Two extremely beautiful snake women leaped out from the spatial gate.

“Invaders of Earth must die!”

“Charge!”

Black Spirit Snake and White Spirit Snake were both ready for battle.

They then discovered with shock that the environment around them was very peaceful.

There was a rabbit woman who was appraising them with a speechless expression.

“Heavenly Monarch Xi Ling, where did the enemy go?”

Black Spirit Snake faltered momentarily before asking.

The Rabbit Maiden pointed at her own stomach.

White Spirit Snake turned pale with horror. “It went into your stomach? My God! Is it trying to attack you from the inside? We have to get it out as quickly as possible!”

“No, I ate it,” the Rabbit Maiden clarified.

Everyone instantly fell silent.

Black Spirit Snake and White Spirit Snake stared blankly at the Rabbit Maiden with their mouths gaped wide open.

“You… you ate it?” White Spirit Snake looked at the Rabbit Maiden’s smooth and flat stomach.

“But that was a Heavenly God! You defeated it this quickly?” Black Spirit Snake stared at the adorable rabbit who was constantly bemoaning her own weakness with incredulity etched on her face.

Wasn’t she supposed to be the weakest God of Creation? What a blatant lie!

They had taken only a few minutes to get here!

The Rabbit Maiden waved her hands. “It wasn’t that quick. It would have been too late if I had waited for you guys.

“Not only did I kill the Heavenly Mind God, but I also struck a sweet deal with An Lin.”

White Spirit Snake blinked. “A sweet deal?”

“What kind of deal?” Black Spirit Snake asked.

“Hmph… I’m not telling you…” The Rabbit Maiden shook her head. “It’s a very sweet deal…”

The Rabbit Maiden wore an intoxicated expression of yearning, and the two Spirit Snakes couldn’t help but get the wrong idea…

Was An Lin that attractive?

Even Heavenly Monarch Xi Ling had been reduced to a lovestruck young woman!

“Ahem… Thank you for your help, Heavenly Monarch Xi Ling, we are in your debt.” Black Spirit Snake repressed her shock and extended words of gratitude.

“No need to thank me, I was just doing my job.” The Rabbit Maiden waved her hands.

“Leave the rest to us. We’ll take care of everything else.” A vibrant smile appeared on White Spirit Snake’s face. “You put your feet up and rest, Big Sister Rabbit.”

A pleased smile appeared on the Rabbit Maiden’s face. “You look like you know what you’re doing.”

“Of course! We’re professionals when it comes to cleaning up.” White Spirit Snake puffed out her chest confidently.

The Rabbit Maiden asked, “By cleaning up… does that include cleaning up the hatred of the paramount Heavenly Gods toward me? For example, can you announce to the outside world that you two killed the Heavenly God in order to divert animosity away from me?”

Black Spirit Snake: “…”

White Spirit Snake: “…”

“That’s not part of our services.” Black Spirit Snake’s flesh crawled.

This rabbit acted dumb, but she was actually nowhere near as stupid as she appeared!

“Alright, we’ll do it!” White Spirit Snake guaranteed.

Black Spirit Snake: “…”

Black Spirit Snake wished that she could say the same thing about White Spirit Snake’s intelligence.

A charming smile appeared on the Rabbit Maiden’s face. “Thank you!”

An Lin returned to the Four Nine Immortal Sect.

An Lin packed some ingredients in preparation to travel to Earth and cook for the Rabbit Maiden.

He had to make food for five consecutive days, so it would be like taking a miniature vacation.

“An Lin, I hear you’re going to Earth?” Bai Ling made her way over to An Lin.

“I am. Do you want to come? You haven’t been to Earth yet, right?” An Lin smiled.

“I’d love to go, but Her Majesty Nuwa won’t be pleased to see me there.” A smile appeared on Bai Ling’s face as she pulled out a ball. “Take this with you. Earth is small, but it has everything a world needs. I want to collect data on a complete world.”

“Alright, leave it to me.” An Lin accepted the ball with a smile. “See you later, Big Sister Bai.”

A gentle smile appeared on Bai Ling’s face. “Have a safe trip.”