I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

At the edge of the solar system, terrifying soul power permeated through space with reckless abandon, twisting space within a radius of several thousand kilometers.

A burst of bone-chilling soul power swept toward the Heavenly Mind God’s body.

The lizard dragon almost swore out loud.

The Heavenly Life Goddess had screwed it over!

This was no Dao Integration Stage enemy…

This was a f*cking Goddess of Creation!

The Heavenly Mind God was about to have a mental breakdown. A Goddess of Creation was guarding this tiny world? This didn’t even make any f*cking sense!

“Roar! I’ll be back! Just you wait! The next time I see you, I’m going to destroy you!” the lizard dragon roared before spreading its wings and flying toward the spatial gate.

“Soul Flash.” The blue cape wrapped itself around the Rabbit Maiden’s body. She then instantaneously appeared right in front of the spatial gate and brought her crimson rabbit claws down viciously.

The claws were simply far too fast, and they fell like red streaks of light.

The Heavenly Mind God’s soul power was torn apart, and it wailed with anguish as its body fell back.

“No need for next time, please kill me now!” The Rabbit Maiden licked her rabbit paws with a wide grin.

“Howl! I’m going to slaughter you!” The divine halo above the lizard dragon’s head lit up with a scintillating light as countless divine weapons imbued with paramount mental power appeared behind it.

“Haha, only one of us is going to emerge from this battle alive!”

The Rabbit Maiden chortled wildly as she swept her crimson claws toward the Heavenly Mind God.

The two of them clashed in outer space, triggering energy explosions that were even more terrifying than nuclear explosions. From a distance, it looked like gigantic fireworks going off again and again.

If these clashes took place on Earth, they would definitely be able to reduce the entire planet to dust.

Xiao Fu and Xiao Pang were currently cowering away in a corner of the formation, and both of them were completely dumbstruck by the sight of the rabbit who had gone berserk.

Wasn’t she supposed to be a kind-hearted, peace-loving rabbit?

Why was she tearing apart the Heavenly Mind God’s mental body? Why was she devouring the flesh of the Heavenly Mind God? And what was this deranged laughter erupting from her mouth?

This was no gentle and adorable rabbit; this was a violent killing machine!

However, even though the Rabbit Maiden fought in a very insane manner, her combat prowess was unexpectedly quite reliable.

She was always ranting about how weak she was, but in a real battle, she was belting the Heavenly Mind God.

…

Within the White Nectar Sea.

At the pinnacle of the divine tree.

“A minute has passed,” the Heavenly Heaven God mused.

“What are you in such a hurry for?” The Heavenly Life Goddess was a little annoyed as she said, “Perhaps the Dao Integration Stage super mighty figures stationed at the gate are quite powerful and have trump cards with which they have used to delay the Heavenly Mind God… Don’t worry, the Heavenly Mind God will be back very soon…”

She looked at the cup of tea in her hands and continued. “The Heavenly Mind God will be back before this cup of tea cools.”

Within the cabin of life.

An exquisitely beautiful woman looked at the Earth device in her hand with an extremely thunderous expression. “Do the paramount Heavenly Gods really think they can just walk all over me?”

“Black Spirit Snake, White Spirit Snake, take the Heaven Slashing Sword and head to Earth as quickly as possible!”

“Yes, Your Majesty!”

The two Spirit Snakes bowed before setting off.

At the edge of the solar system.

Boom boom boom…

Violent and terrifying energy exploded.

The space within a radius of several thousand kilometers had been completely pulverized and chaotic turbulence was wreaking havoc.

“Thousand God Slaughter!” The Heavenly Mind God’s wings suddenly extended for several hundred kilometers before countless extremely terrifying mental weapons emerged from those wings.

There were Elation Heavenly Blades, Pain Demonic Sabers, Depravity Immortal Balls, Unyielding Divine Spikes… All of them emanated extremely powerful mental energy fluctuations that struck fear into the onlookers’ hearts.

The Heavenly Mind God flapped its wings and the countless weapons surged toward the Rabbit Maiden.

The entire space before her was covered in streaks of light, creating an extremely spectacular sight.

“You think you’re better than me because you have wings? Check out my cape!” The Rabbit Maiden’s soul power cape swung around before instantly expanding for over five hundred kilometers and enshrouding all of the oncoming weapons.

Bam bam bam bam…

A series of collisions erupted.

All of the weapons crashed into the Rabbit Maiden’s cape but were unable to penetrate it.

“What a terrifying attack! To think that you almost punctured my cape. Is this the paramount power of a Heavenly God? How fearsome! Hahaha!” The Rabbit Maiden chortled with fear and excitement.

The Heavenly Mind God was struck by a sense of despair upon seeing its most powerful attack being kept at bay, and it roared as it pounced toward the Rabbit Maiden again.

The Rabbit Maiden made a series of hand seals upon seeing this, and a bright blue trident appeared in her hands.

The trident was inscribed with countless divine symbols, and the most essential soul power surged forth.

This was the signature power of all Gods of Creation; essential power.

“Have a taste of my Xi Ling Divine Trident…”

The Rabbit Maiden held her bright blue trident in one hand while gripping the air toward the Heavenly Mind God with the other.

Countless black soul power chains immediately bound the Heavenly Mind God’s body.

The Heavenly Mind God’s forward momentum was abruptly arrested.

The Rabbit Maiden hurtled through the air and arrived before the Heavenly Mind God as she unleashed a barrage of trident strikes.

Bright blue soul power pierced through the inky blackness, leaving countless dazzling trajectories in their wake.

The lizard dragon howled in agony as its body was torn apart, punctured, and pulverized…

…

On the Tai Chu Continent.

An Lin returned to the Four Nine Immortal Sect.

An Lin was sunbathing like an old man when the inter-realm voice transmission talisman suddenly lit up.

“Hello, Rabbit Maiden, you just sent me a text message earlier, why are you calling me now? Inter-realm communication is very energy-consuming… Don’t worry about the frying pan dishes if that’s what you’re calling for. I promised you two dishes a week, and I’ll definitely deliver.”

“No no no, I want more dishes!” the Rabbit Maiden’s justified voice sounded.

“Heh… What a naughty little rabbit. Why should I give you more dishes?” An Lin was not very pleased. Frying pan dishes were extremely delicious, and he couldn’t get enough of them himself.

“The Heavenly Mind God just invaded Earth, and I killed it! Do I not deserve more dishes for that?” The Rabbit Maiden harrumphed smugly.

“Holy f*ck!” An Lin almost dropped his voice transmission talisman upon hearing this. “Are you serious?”

“I’m an honest rabbit who never tells lies! Are you going to give me more dishes or not?” the Rabbit Maiden asked.

“That’s badass! My Little Rabbit is the best! Hahaha!”

An Lin was dancing for joy. “Yes, I’ll definitely add dishes for you!”

“I want two more dishes this week!” the Rabbit Maiden asked.

An Lin immediately turned her down. “No way! I’m giving you three more dishes!”