I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

That scouting device was formed by an inconsequential wisp of Tina’s divine sense.

Through it, she would be able to see what it saw from a first-person perspective.

The scouting device was created using a divine technique, and it looked exactly like Tina.

The scouting device made its way out into the Tai Chu Continent, upon which it discovered five Heavenly Gods looking at it expressionlessly.

A terrifying slaughter formation was in operation, and killing intent had made the surrounding space so viscous that it was also most solid.

This was a terrifying slaughter formation that could make a Dao Integration Stage super mighty figure poo its pants.

However, the scouting device had no emotions.

It looked at the five Heavenly Gods, as well as the Dao Integration Stage and Heaven Pioneer Stage powerful beings, before pulling five spirit fruits out from its mouth.

“Goddess Tina told me to deliver some fruits to all of you. It must be hard work waiting for us outside, so have some fruit to quench your thirst.” Little Tina giggled.

Boom!

Terrifying energy intermingled with boundless killing intent crashed down upon it.

Little Tina and those five spirit fruits were instantly annihilated into nothingness.

The Heavenly God could destroy an entire continent with their wrath, let alone a little scouting device like this.

Offering spirit fruits? This was an unadulterated provocation!

Heavenly Goddess Wu Ming gritted her teeth with rage. “How dare this coward send someone out to insult us!”

“That little fairy is trying to survey our actions.” The Heavenly Soul God spoke with a dark expression and a cold voice, “Our enemies are very cautious. It looks like they won’t come out until their reinforcements arrive, so even the Heavenly Heaven God might not be able to do anything…”

Within the Divine Mirror World.

A massive amount of information flashed through Tina’s eyes before she heaved a forlorn sigh. “Our reinforcements have not arrived, and the Heavenly Gods have already surrounded the location we disappeared from.

“As expected, they won’t give up so easily.”

An Lin was not very surprised by this development.

“Do you think the Grandmaster Construction Cultivator will actually contact anyone? And even if she does, will they come and save us?” Dongfang Zhuangshi was still very uneasy.

“Don’t worry so much. The Grandmaster Construction Cultivator has an exemplary reputation…” An Lin waved a hand from within the coffin. “As for whether people will come to save us, I don’t know about the others, but Chen Chen will definitely come!”

“The second heavenly disciple of the Heaven Crushing Sect will definitely come?” Dongfang Zhuangshi was astonished.

In reality, he thought that the second heavenly disciple of the Heaven Crushing Sect would be the least likely to come. After all, in the eyes of all living beings on the Tai Chu Continent, the second heavenly disciple of the Heaven Crushing Sect was even more noble and important than a God of Creation. Why would he take a risk and come to save An Lin?

Xu Xiaolan couldn’t help but burst into laughter upon seeing Dongfang Zhuangshi’s reaction. “An Lin’s not making things up. You’re only surprised because you don’t know about the relationship An Lin and Chen Chen share.”

Dongfang Zhuangshi was even more curious now. “What type of relationship is this?”

“A super intimate one!” Xu Xiaolan raised a thumb.

She then felt like this description was a little weird, and she corrected herself, “A super solid one!”

An Lin: “…”

Dongfang Zhuangshi was astonished again. “An Lin, you have a solid relationship with the second heavenly disciple of the Heaven Crushing Sect? Chen Chen is even more mysterious and powerful than a God of Creation! How did you develop such a solid relationship with him? Could it be because you fought side by side a few times before?”

In his mind, the only interaction An Lin could have had with Chen Chen was when they fought the Heavenly Time God in the Opposite Shore Realm, and when they were in the extermination team together, which was why he came to this conclusion.

An Lin couldn’t be bothered to provide him with an answer. If he told Dongfang Zhuangshi that Chen Chen was simply really good to him for no reason, Dongfang Zhuangshi wouldn’t believe him anyway. Hence, he chose to remain silent.

Dongfang Zhuangshi had no choice but to bury his curiosity.

However, he didn’t repress his own imagination. When one was bored out of their mind, they really would end up doing some very strange things.

Dongfang Zhuangshi was already envisioning An Lin and Chen Chen going through a series of dire situations together before slowly transitioning from two strangers to two brothers who could give up everything for one another.

“What an intimate relationship indeed…” Dongfang Zhuangshi suddenly sighed with emotion.

An Lin: “…”

Why was he suddenly spouting nonsense like that? Was he feeling alright?

“I’ve lived for hundreds of thousands of years, and I’ve had many brothers in my lifetimes, all of whom are dead now. They’ve either been killed by more powerful beings or died from old age. The path to seeking dao is actually very lonely.” Dongfang Zhuangshi seemed to have thought of something, and tears welled up in his eyes in a rare display of vulnerability.

“Don’t worry, I’ll always stay by your side.” An Lin suddenly interjected from within his coffin, “We’re brothers too!”

Dongfang Zhuangshi shuddered upon hearing this.

“Brother… I haven’t been referred to as such by anyone for a very long time…” Dongfang Zhuangshi’s lips quivered.

An Lin continued with an earnest expression, “We won’t be true brothers until we’re part of the same sect. Our Four Nine Immortal Sect is a very big and happy family. Are you interested in joining, Brother Zhuangshi?”

Dongfang Zhuangshi’s emotions faltered.

He couldn’t help but feel like this was a trap.

With this in mind, he was immediately depressed. “How could you do this, An Lin? I see you as my brother, but you’re trying to swindle me into joining your sect!”

“How could this be called swindling?” An Lin was not very pleased to hear that term.

“I’m showing you a very good path forward!” An Lin became quite animated as he said, “In the entire Kingdom of the Nine States, aside from the Heavenly Court, which power can compare to our Four Nine Immortal Sect? Surely it’s not humiliating for you to join the Four Nine Immortal Sect?”

“That…” Dongfang Zhuangshi opened his mouth.

An Lin didn’t give him a chance to speak. “The first-rate power on the Tai Chu Continent, the snow maidens, is one of the pavilions in the Four Nine Immortal Sect. The first-rate power of the dark marshlands, the Blood Tribe, has also pretty much been completely recruited by the Blood Pavilion. The Dragon Pavilion and the Flame Pavilion have two Dao Integration Stages super mighty figures each!

“Not only that, but our Bai Ling knows how to crush the heavens, our Tina can come and go as she pleases even when being confronted by five Heavenly Gods… Our sect leader… Not much needs to be said about him.

“Let me ask you this, where are you going to find a better sect than this on the entire continent?”

An Lin continued to press home his advantage.

Dongfang Zhuangshi had no words in response.

A vehement expression appeared on An Lin’s face. “Brother! I created such a powerful sect for you, and all you have to do is join me!”

“Alright! Stop! I believe you!” Dongfang Zhuangshi was developing a headache. “Let me have a good think about it…”

An Lin and Xu Xiaolan were ecstatic.

Sinister Spirit Beast Cesspool.

A spatial rift appeared.

Little Tina appeared once again.

It turned toward the Heavenly Gods, Great Generals, and Dao Integration Stage mythological beasts that were aiming a death stare at it. It then threw a few piles of extraordinarily stinky poo toward them with a smile on its face. “Have some dog sh*t!”

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