I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

The demon cultivators on the ground were exterminated in no time.

Amongst the four Demon Kings, one died from injustice, two died miserable deaths, and one was captured alive.

Although quite a lot of human cultivators were injured as well, there were no deaths.

This could be said to be pretty exceptional.

The human cultivators obtained a sweeping victory in this battle!

“Brother Wisdom! We’ve finally revenged your death!” Tian Lingling rejoiced.

She was completely absorbed in the act and was unable to stop herself.

Hearing this, the cultivators smiled knowingly.

They had to admit, they took great pleasure in their theatrics, and the Demon King of Wisdom was the most pitiable character in their act.

“Daoist An, next time I go to America I’ll steal an Oscar for you. I’ll just steal you DiCaprio’s Best Actor Oscar!” The Savior chuckled as he patted An Lin’s shoulder. The Savior always went to America to steal things.

As they all knew, the one who screwed the Demon King of Wisdom over was none other than the harmless looking An Lin.

If it wasn’t for his quick-witted acting causing the enemy to lose one of their strongest individuals, they definitely wouldn’t have been able to end this battle so swiftly and effortlessly.

To this, even the eccentric Tian Lingling expressed heartfelt admiration.

However, she still requested for The Savior to steal her a Best Actress Oscar. At any rate, she had contributed greatly to this performance!

A lot of cultivators milled around An Lin, praising and complimenting him effusively. It was almost as if they wished to bestow upon him the title ‘King of Film’.

He was a bit embarrassed by this attention and could only scratch his head and thank them modestly.

Xu Xiaolan had witnessed An Lin act in such devilish manners before, so she wasn’t a tiny bit surprised to see him screw over others in such a way. Rather, she looked at the Demon King of Wickedness in interest.

Although the Demon King of Wickedness was unable to move, his ears were not deaf!

Hearing their discussions… as long as he wasn’t an idiot, how could he not understand what had happened?

Sure enough, upon hearing their discussions, the Demon King of Wickedness’ eyes bulged, and he almost fainted from anger.

So that was all just an act!

Only that the actor wasn’t the Demon King of Wisdom, rather it was these cultivators!

Heavens! What on earth did I do to the Demon King of Wisdom?!

Don’t they say that being sinister and ruthless are traits unique to Demon Kings? How come this group of cultivators was even more sinister than us? How did it turn out that we were the ones who became the victims?

The Demon King of Wickedness felt a throbbing pain in his heart and experienced tightness in his chest. For the first time, he started questioning his life as a demon.

As a Demon King, being screwed over by human cultivators made him feel so ashamed that he wanted to die!

However, even the right to seek death was taken away from him by the human cultivators…

After the human cultivators finished their discussion, they once again focused their attention on the Demon King of Wickedness.

Now, it was finally time to start the interrogation!

Xuanyuan Cheng partially removed the restrictions on the Demon King of Wickedness, removing just enough for him to be able to speak.

“You bastards killed the Demon King of Wisdom! You’re all despicable and shameless! Don’t you people have any sense of shame?!” Once the restrictions were loosened, the Demon King of Wickedness let loose a torrent of abuse.

“Hmm? Wasn’t Brother Wisdom killed by you guys? Why are you blaming us?” A look of confusion spread across Tian Lingling’s pretty face and her lips curled up in discontent.

When the Demon King of Wickedness heard this, his blood churned, and he became so furious that blood started seeping from the corner of his mouth…

What the f*ck!

You’re still brazen enough to call the Demon King of Wisdom ‘Brother Wisdom’?! This cultivator is so shameless!

“Okay, okay, stop arguing. Let’s get down to business.” An Lin waved his hands and looked sympathetically toward the Demon King of Wickedness.

The cultivators all nodded in agreement. What was most important now was to make heads or tails of the situation.

Looking at the Demon King of Wickedness, Cloud Exploring Daoist asked, “Why did you demons lay a trap and attempt to kill human cultivators of the Spirit Nurturing Stage? What’s your aim?”

The Demon King of Wickedness smiled sinisterly. “Even if I die, I won’t tell you the reason. I curse you all to sink eternally into the demonic realm and suffer the agony of being cut by a thousand blades! I curse you all to have your souls be burnt by wicked flames for hundreds of millions of years and never be able to free yourself! I curse you all to…”

The Demon King of Wickedness babbled out a string of curses yet refused to reveal a single detail regarding their actions, regardless of what was said.

“It looks like we can’t do without some torture…” An Lin shook his head and asked the dozen or so cultivators next to him, “Which of you wants to go first?”

There was a murderous glint in the Demon King’s eyes. “Come at me with all you’ve got! What type of pain haven’t I suffered before? Even if you cut me ten thousand times, you won’t get an ounce of information from me!”

The Savior was the first to speak. “Let me try!”

Saying this, he fished out a syringe from his pocket. “This is a pain increasing drug which I stole from Aimeihua’s most advanced biology laboratory. Once this drug is injected, the pain receptors all over the body will become extremely sensitive. Moreover, the victim will experience an agony like that of ten thousand ants biting at their heart!”

The cultivators all winced upon hearing this. Aimeihua was a top biological firm which had close ties with the American army…

How much stuff did this guy steal from America?!

“Also, I’ve modified this drug using my pill refinement techniques. Ordinary cultivators of the Spirit Nurturing Stage won’t be able to neutralize the effects of this drug through the natural power of their bodies!”

An evil smile appeared on The Savior’s chubby face. Then, he raised the syringe and injected the drug straight into the Demon King of Wickedness’ artery!

A short moment later, the Demon King of Wickedness started screaming in extreme agony. The pain of tens of thousands of ants biting at his heart was magnified immensely by the sensitive pain receptors. This kind of agony was absolutely terrifying!

“How’s that feel? Are you going to speak or not?” The Savior glanced at the Demon King of Wickedness and spoke in an indifferent voice.

“No! It’s useless even if you magnify the pain one hundred times more!” the Demon King of Wickedness roared.

The fatty frowned slightly at this. This was his most threatening method already.

If he increased the effects of the drug anymore, he would overload the Demon King of Wickedness’ pain receptors and make them go numb. Instead of helping, that would instead hinder the interrogation.

Right at this moment, Xu Xiaolan stepped forward, a Divine Phoenix Flame dancing on her fingertips. “Let me try.”

Saying this, the Divine Phoenix Flame burnt into the Demon King’s body.

“Ow!” The Demon King of Wickedness cried out in pain.

He felt as if he were amidst a boundless plain of flames and his body was continuously being burned. Not only did the flames lick at every inch of his skin, even his insides felt like they were being roasted, causing him intense suffering.

“Are you going to speak or not?” Xu Xiaolan stared intensely at the Demon King of Wickedness with her clear eyes.

“No! Even if you magnify your flames one hundred times more, I still won’t speak!” the Demon King resisted stubbornly.

Xu Xiaolan shook her head. “I can’t magnify it one-hundred fold, but I can magnify it twofold…”

“Ah!!” Even more agonized screams of the Demon King reverberated through the Heaven and Earth.

A feeling of despair gripped at his heart. This feeling of pain could actually be increased twofold…

However, he still wouldn’t speak!

Xu Xiaolan was out of ideas. Afterward, Cloud Exploring Daoist started his interrogation.

Not only did his Cloud Lashing Spell target the physical body, but it could also agitate the vital energy within the Demon King’s body and further increase the pain that he felt.

Time after time the Demon King of Wickedness screamed in agony. However, he still just grit his teeth and endured through the torture.

Afterward, Dreamy Voice Fairy used her Voice of Calamity to target his auditory senses and soul…

Time after time the Demon King of Wickedness screamed in agony. However, he still just grit his teeth and endured through the torture.

Afterward, Crack Shot Clairvoyant used his Copper Coin Acupuncture Technique, targeting the vital points on the Demon King’s body in order to torment him…

Time after time the Demon King of Wickedness screamed in agony. However, he still just grit his teeth and endured through the torture.

Afterward, Xuanyuan Cheng, Green River Sword Immortal, and the others all used various types of techniques and spells, coming up with countless types of interrogation methods…

Time after time the Demon King of Wickedness screamed in agony. His teeth had already been gritted to pieces and tears were streaming down his face. However, he still hadn’t uttered a single word about their plans.

The Demon King of Wickedness felt very regretful and his eyes were full of despair. He felt as if he were amidst an abyss of suffering and misery.

How good would it have been if he had chosen to die earlier…

A moment ago, he was still very sympathetic toward the Demon King of Wisdom, feeling that he had died a wretched death.

However, he had now realized that out of the four Demon Kings, the fate that he met was the most f*cking brutal!

He could experience all kinds of the most horrific torture techniques here, whether those that he could imagine or those that he could not.

If he was a masochist, he would definitely die from pleasure here!

Even An Lin was starting to become impressed by the Demon King of Wickedness’ willpower.

Every single one of the one-hundred-and-eight interrogation methods had been employed. Yet, they were still unable to pry any information from the Demon King.

The human cultivators kept tormenting the Demon King, so much so that they almost became sadists themselves. The Demon King of Wickedness still remained tight-lipped though and didn’t utter a single word.

…

After a long time, the dozen or so cultivators stood watching the Demon King in admiration. The Demon King was kneeling on the floor, his hair disheveled and his body riddled with wounds.

There was a blank and lifeless expression on the male’s face, and he kept on repeating, “I won’t speak, I won’t speak, I won’t speak…”

This appearance… was clearly that of someone who had been tortured into a state of delirium.

An Lin’s outlook on the world was completely washed anew.

He wouldn’t need to take doses of immortal pills anymore, all he needed was doses of the Demon King of Wickedness!

Just as all the cultivators had given up, a bright red flower poked out from An Lin’s pocket.

“That, um… Master, why don’t you let me try?” it said sweetly.