Epic Of Caterpillar

Chapter 1184 - Reaching The Forgotten Lands

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I had brought Shubby-chan inside of my Divine Realm because I was feeling very lonely lately, so I wanted some company and what better company than that of an outer god? Nothing better than the spawn of Azathoth herself to show up and accompany me in the eternal suffering of our every day lives. We might even share the burden of existential dread while we share a drink together at night, glancing at the multiple moons atop the sky. So romantic…

Actually, I donʼt intend to make her a wife, I actually donʼt find this mass of flesh attractive anyways. Iʼve bedded a couple of girls unofficially already, and they were happy to be non-wives too, some even requested to only have a few affairs with me, so not necessarily anyone I got o bed with will become my wife now but… Shubby-chan wonʼt have both.

  Actually why am I even talking about this? I have the fear that Iʼve suddenly deranged myself into a complete coomer that cannot think about a woman without considering her wife or not. Alright, letʼs begin not thinking about this anymore from… now.

Anyways, here she was in all her glorious and grotesque splendor. She was a massive black tree made of flesh with multiple eyes and all you could ever love of your favorite eldritch waifu.

”What are you planning to do with me, Kireina?! You degenerate, I can already see through your intentions! Y-You wonʼt get the best out of me without a fight!” she roared.

”Huh? Uegh, I am not planning to touch you or something, donʼt get me wrong, I am not as disgusting as you, who fucks with your own siblings.” I said.

”I only did it a couple of times and it wasnʼt even that big of a deal!” she said.

”So you admit it…” I said while squinting my eyes.

”Ugh… It wasnʼt anything of importance! Why are you giving it so much importance?!” she asked.

”Because incest is bad!” I said.

”Youʼre probably practicing incest one way or another by seeing how many people youʼre actually related to.” She said.

Suddenly, Andromeda came to my mind, and then, the System Gods, who might probably be my future wife too in some bizarre way.

”Touché.” I said.

”Hmph! Youʼre an arrogant woman… for being someone as flawed as me if not even more… What do you plan to do with me?” she asked.

”Nothing serious, youʼre going to stay here for some time until you spit out the beans.” I said.

”You want info?” she asked.

”Of course! I couldnʼt destroy your consciousness nor assimilate it as much as I wanted, so I decided to just bring you back. Donʼt try anything funny, haha, youʼre actually made out of my own power now, so you have to obey me to an extent.” I said.

”Obey you?! I would never… Agh, I guess I cannot really fight back… I feel like every time I target my wrath at you, something calms me down… So annoying! I donʼt want to be in serenity with myself!” she roared.

”No point getting angry over it, youʼre done for little Shubby-chan. And youʼre not even the real deal so she wonʼt give a single fuck probably. Donʼt you realize? Youʼre just her clone now, not the real deal.” I said.

”C-Clone? I… You did this! I was the main body too! You separated me… into a being of my own, and this strangely enough feels weirdly good? Why? Ugh…” she cried.

”Hey, I got another girl like you pretty much in another world, she renamed herself Aurora and sheʼs a cutie. She even got her own family and stuff…” I said.

”What are you even talking about? That clone you sent to the children of Chaos and The One? Why would I care?” she asked.

”Hm?! Chaos and The One? Ah right! Theyʼre really like my siblings, donʼt they? I didnʼt realized! Wowzers! Ervas and Veronica are my siblings! How come I didnʼt realized?! I technically know what Aurora knows to an extent, so this knowledge was bubbling around my mind this entire time and I just didnʼt fucking considered it for a single second! Damn, I am really a lose cause.” I sighed.

”You canʼt realize that before?! Are you a mindless idiot?” she asked.

”Maybe.” I said.

” So you even admit it! Oh my Go- I mean, by Azathoth!” she sighed. I could notice that she was enjoying this anyways.

”Hehe, youʼre enjoying talking with me anyways, right? Better than being bored in outer space, right? And now that youʼre a being by yourself, you can develop even further and even surpass your main body one day, what about that? Do you want to do that?” I asked.

”…Thatʼs a nonsensical question, why would I want to surpass my main body? That doesnʼt make any sense, my main body is the real body and the superior being to me… I cannot… I… Well…” she muttered, realizing there was some truth behind my words.

”Well, whatever! I donʼt care about anything of the sort anyways! If you want to mess with me so much, Kireina, fine! I will stay here, holed in here and do… whatever I want! First… bring me some food! I am starving!” she said.

”Thereis food everywhere, just go ahead and eat.” I said.

Shub quickly realized the entire surroundings were giant supreme god-level divine beasts approached. She suddenly swallowed saliva, as her tentacles extended and caught many, they didnʼt even struggled back. She began eating up right away.

”T-These are good!” she said.

”See? We can become good friends, thereʼs always tasty food where I am.” I laughed.

Meanwhile, my other body in Hell was enjoying a trip across the deserts. Or well, me, I was there, the two of us were here and there at the same time because we were just the same person- Agh, this gets confusing, isnʼt it?

Anyways, finally, we reached the Forgotten Lands…

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