Epic Of Caterpillar

Chapter 1159: Booze Always Open Ups The Mind For Nice Ideas

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While Lucifer thought about what to do with his Gates of Hell and ultimately thought that he didnʼt cared about anything in there, the System Master wondered if he would do something.

”So you wonʼt do anything at all?!” he asked.

”No, I donʼt feel its worth it. I wonʼt waste my time with them, the Archdemons value that place more than I do, and so all the Demons and Demonic Beasts. If they want to, they can do whatever they want… or die. Either way I donʼt give a single damn.” Said Lucifer.

”As pragmatic as ever. Werenʼt you passionate over defeating your father once?” wondered the System Master.

”That was eons ago. I have grown rather restless of everything and more importantly, quite bored… my main goal is still the same as ever anyways, my friend. And well, one of my Avatars have already done something somewhere… The Outer Gods seem to be moving…” said Lucifer.

”Ah, more affairs I cannot even get to see yet, huh? You act quite chill for someone that is cunningly scheming the destruction of the Universe.” Sighed the System Master.

”Hahahahaha! Come on, thatʼs not really my intention! You know about that, right? I would never plan such a thing!” said Lucifer.

”Youʼre still holding  grudge for your father, I see. You go as far as colluding with the Outer Gods all for the same purpose of acquiring THAT, which might risk the entire Universe getting destroyed in the process, all so you can beat your dad for once?” asked the System Master.

”Heh, arenʼt you doing the same? Youʼre risking everything just so your stupid world is destroyed, and you can beat your grandmother.” Said Lucifer.

”…Touché.”

The System Master sighed. He knew of Lucifer various affairs, he was a powerful being that was involved in many events across the cosmos and knew that the one he had involved into this, the Son of Azathoth, was also unknowingly bringing forth the plans of the Outer Gods.

”That kid from the planet shrouded in Kireinaʼs miasma… Noah, right? Youʼre using him at the end?” asked the System Master.

”Donʼt worry, the Son of Azathoth doesnʼt even know heʼs being used by us. Heʼs a big piece in the puzzle, and we have predicted his arrival in Vedas long ago, we have even made it so Abyss wasnʼt accessible to him through Interdimensional Traveling so he would end up landing there… His mere presence made it possible for my Avatar there to raise into a Supreme Dragon God, how wonderous.” Laughed Lucifer.

”So you now have two bodies of such power?” asked the System Master.

”Heheh… I might have many more, who knows, my good friend? One day you might find out and we could enjoy an orgy with all of them.” Said Lucifer.

”Stop saying such disgusting things…” sighed the System Master. He wasnʼt a lustful being, he was literally made of white light after all.

”Such a lust-less man, despite your children lusting for Kireina so much, youʼre incredibly dry, are you sure youʼve experienced the wonders of living?” asked Lucifer.

”Shut up already! I wonʼt fall for your stupid persuasions! I wonʼt have sex with you!” roared the System Master.

”Hah, such a boring man… But thatʼs how my friend is, a boring man…” sighed Lucifer while shrugging.

”Lucifer youʼre one degenerate bastard. Is this part of being a Fallen Angel?” asked the System Master.

”Why yes, we are the embodiment of lust after all, what did you expect, friend? For me to be a good entity of pure emotions and feelings? Oh, come on. we all have our own flaws!” said Lucifer with a slight chuckle.

”I am losing my patience…” sighed the system master.

”Hahaha! Come on, calm down. Letʼs talk it out with some booze, like we always do. Tell me your plans.” Said Lucifer. He quickly summoned a large table and booze of the greatest quality he could find in Genesis, the wine was transparent, yet it was filled with a strong essence, it even had hints of Dao Essence on it, of various Daos in one! Just what kind of special beverage was this?

”Oh, Primordial Wine made with the Daos of Gourmet, Cooking, Food, and Gastronomy. I see, did you took a trip to the Gourmet Universe, that Universe where they grow stronger by eating?” sighed the system master, drinking a whole cup and asking for more right away.

”Hahah! That place is certainly an interesting one, isnʼt it? I got an Avatar there, but its weak, I canʼt get to do much, and its more for me to just grab food from there.” Said Lucifer.

”I bet Kireina would have a field day there…” sighed he system master.

”You know? There are many Universes around our own, when we realize that in the vast Sea of Emptiness where the Outer Void and our Universe reside like a small island, we are simply a small dot, we begin to think… Hey, its not so bad to want to destroy the Universe if there are so many out there!” laughed Lucifer.

”Youʼre crazy.” Said the system master, drinking some more.

”I am not saying I will destroy it or something! In fact, things might go pretty well, actually…” said Lucifer.

”Youʼre oddly optimistic. Wait… Right, the Maxima Universe where beings utilize Maxima Beasts to summon for battle and cultivate them to grow stronger… that place… wasnʼt Kireina…. Wait, yeah, she did something there…” said the System Master.

”Oh right, she did do something, she freed her equivalent of the Maxima Universe and made it into her Summon! Now that little caterpillar of destruction is named Bubu… See? This is why I believe Kireina is the most fitting for me… together we could unleash chaos anywhere we went! Sheʼll do her crazy stuff, and I will do my crazy stuff!” said Lucifer, getting progressively drunk.

”Youʼre speaking nonsense again… Hahh… My children, will they be rescued by her? Maybe I could give them away as a bargaining chip.” Said the System Master.

”Hm! See? Booze always open ups the mind for nice ideas.” Said Lucifer.

”Ugh…”

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