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I Just Wanted to Teach Cultivation, But Goddesses Keep Coming!

Chapter 389 I Spent Three Million Years in Seclusion and Forgot How to Walk · Nov 04, 2026

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351 Chapter 351 The Missing Piece of My Dual Cultivation Puzzle 2026-11-04
352 Chapter 352 No Technique, Just Thrust! The Barbarian’s Path to the Peak 2026-11-04
353 Chapter 353 The Ancient Willow’s Impenetrable Morning Wood 2026-11-04
354 Chapter 354 The Spear God’s Tip is Unusually Hot 2026-11-04
355 Chapter 355 Just One Finger is Enough to Make You Reach the Peak 2026-11-04
356 Chapter 356 Taking It All Down in One Gulp 2026-11-04
357 Chapter 357 Taking the Patriarch’s Large Jug with Both Hands 2026-11-04
358 Chapter 358 Rubbing the Abbot’s Lucky Bald Head 2026-11-04
359 Chapter 359 Pretending to be the Eunuch in the Empress’s Bedchamber 2026-11-04
360 Chapter 360 The Saintess’s Heart is Pure, but Her Moans are 10,000 Decibels 2026-11-04
361 Chapter 361 The Rogue Cultivator Who Knew Too Many Positions 2026-11-04
362 Chapter 362 The Demon Realm is Scary, but Have You Seen Me Without a Nap? 2026-11-04
363 Chapter 363 The Sword Is Unsheathed, but the Disciple Is MIA 2026-11-04
364 Chapter 364 Vanishing Like Smoke Before the Second Round 2026-11-04
365 Chapter 365 A Heart of Iron, a Spear of Jade, and a Will of Jelly 2026-11-04
366 Chapter 366 Behold My Glorious Transcendent Flying Boat 2026-11-04
367 Chapter 367 Pencils, Protractors, and Other Weapons of Minor Destruction 2026-11-04
368 Chapter 368 Thinking Inside the Box (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) 2026-11-04
369 Chapter 369 Just a Flesh Wound! Please Ignore the Missing Limbs! 2026-11-04
370 Chapter 370 The Peerless Sword Saint is Currently Washing Dishes 2026-11-04
371 Chapter 371 Someone Fed the Spirit Beast the Leftovers and Now It’s Glowing 2026-11-04
372 Chapter 372 The Heavens Orchestrated a Fated Meeting, but I Was Busy Napping 2026-11-04
373 Chapter 373 Cooking Rice? No, I Am Forging a Soul Consuming Elixir 2026-11-04
374 Chapter 374 The Silkworm Silk Sheets Cannot Withstand This Sword Intent 2026-11-04
375 Chapter 375 The Jade Beauty Thinks I’m a Stalker, I Just Want My Deposit Back 2026-11-04
376 Chapter 376 The Dao of the Wandering Finger 2026-11-04
377 Chapter 377 To Lick or Not to Lick? That is the Immortal Question 2026-11-04
378 Chapter 378 The Throat-Parched Immortal Swallows the Entire Ocean 2026-11-04
379 Chapter 379 My Master’s Meditation Looks Remarkably Like a Nap 2026-11-04
380 Chapter 380 The Sound of One Thousand Elders Charging Their Ults 2026-11-04
381 Chapter 381 I Trained for Ten Million Years and All I Got Was This Stinky Beard 2026-11-04
382 Chapter 382 How Many True Forms Does This Guy Have? 2026-11-04
383 Chapter 383 Local Genius Realizes He Is Actually a Background Character 2026-11-04
384 Chapter 384 You Have the Eyes of a Dragon and the Brain of a Shrimp 2026-11-04
385 Chapter 385 Your Ancestor’s Sword Makes a Great Back-scratcher 2026-11-04
386 Chapter 386 I Am Using This Ancient Cauldron to Cook Noodles, and You Cannot Stop Me 2026-11-04
387 Chapter 387 I Didn’t Want This Treasure, But the Heavens Shoved It Down My Throat 2026-11-04
388 Chapter 388 I Am the Harbinger of Death, Please Stop Throwing Rotten Tomatoes 2026-11-04
389 Chapter 389 I Spent Three Million Years in Seclusion and Forgot How to Walk 2026-11-04
390 Chapter 390 Since You Won’t Give Me Face, I’ll Take Your Personal Space 2026-11-04
391 Chapter 391 Counting 10,000 Spirit Sheep in Order to Sleep 2026-11-04
392 Chapter 392 Junior, This Gift is Too Heavy! 2026-11-04
393 Chapter 393 The Ancestor Emerges from Seclusion Just for the Expensive Alcohol 2026-11-04
394 Chapter 394 My Master Forgot My Birthday and Tried to Sell Me to a Rival Sect Again 2026-11-04
395 Chapter 395 To Catch the Fish, One Must First Become the Worm 2026-11-04
396 Chapter 396 She Offered Her Heart, But I Only Needed Her Spirit Stones (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) 2026-11-04
397 Chapter 397 Seeking the Dao? I’m Just Seeking a Spoon 2026-11-04
398 Chapter 398 Shut Up and Take My Breath Away 2026-11-04
399 Chapter 399 This Junior Is Not Practicing the Forbidden Arts, This Is Just a Greeting! 2026-11-04
400 Chapter 400 Refining a Love Potion in a Pressure Cooker 2026-11-04

Chapter 389: Chapter 389 I Spent Three Million Years in Seclusion and Forgot How to Walk

Shi Dong’s head lolled to the side, mouth slightly open, a faint trail of dried saliva still visible at the corner of his lips.

His robes, once pristine and imposing, were now wrinkled… and noticeably stained.

The two guards exchanged a brief, uneasy glance but said nothing.

They began walking toward a nearby carriage prepared for transport.

Each step was careful at first. Measured.Respectful.

After all, regardless of his current state, Shi Dong had been a powerful figure.

But as they moved…

Things began to go wrong.

“Slowly… slowly…” the guard holding the shoulders muttered, adjusting his grip as Shi Dong’s upper body shifted awkwardly.

“Don’t rush it.”

“I’m not rushing!” the other snapped back quietly. “You’re the one tilting him!”

“I’m not tilting… hey, watch it!”

Shi Dong’s body suddenly sagged more heavily to one side.

“Oh no… it’s slipping!”

“Hold him steady!”

“I’ve got it… wait! no, I don’t!”

The city guard holding the legs abruptly froze. His entire body stiffened.

“…Huh?” He blinked. Once. Twice. Then slowly lowered his gaze toward his hands.

And instantly regretted it.

A thick, suspicious residue had somehow smeared across his palms… and it didn’t take long for the smell to follow.

A beat of silence. Then…

“AHHH!”

He let out a sharp, high-pitched yelp, his voice cracking in a way that made several nearby guards flinch in surprise.

“What’s wrong with you?!” his partner hissed, nearly losing his own balance.

The unfortunate guard stared at his hands in horror, his face cycling rapidly through shades of pale, green, and red.

“I… I… this… this is…!”

The smell hit him fully now. His stomach churned violently.

For a terrifying moment, it looked like he might actually drop Shi Dong on the spot.

“Don’t you dare drop him!” the other guard snapped, though his own face was already turning red not from disgust, but from the overwhelming urge to laugh.

His lips trembled uncontrollably. His shoulders began to shake.

He quickly turned his head away, biting down hard on the inside of his cheek.

Hold it in… hold it in…

But it was a losing battle.

A faint snort escaped him despite his efforts. The surrounding guards noticed.

Some coughed awkwardly, turning their heads.

Others pressed their lips together tightly, eyes darting around as they struggled to maintain discipline.

A few in the distant crowd weren’t as restrained as soft snickers and muffled laughter began to ripple outward.

The contrast was too much. A Spirit Severing Realm expert… Reduced to this.

It was better to die fast than shit all over the place.

The guard holding the legs quickly glanced around, panic flashing across his eyes as he realized people were watching.

No. No, no, no… I can’t look incompetent here…!

His jaw tightened.

With immense effort, he forced his expression back into something resembling professionalism.

His back straightened, and he lifted his chin slightly, as if nothing unusual had happened.

“…It’s under control,” he said stiffly, though his voice wavered just a little. “Maintain… formation.”

Meanwhile, his hands… still very much not under control trembled faintly.

“Yeah… under control,” the other guard muttered, his voice strained as he fought back another laugh.

“Let’s just… get him into the carriage,” he added quickly.

Step by step, they resumed moving. More carefully this time. Much more carefully.

Every movement was tense, heart thumping, as if they were handling something far more dangerous than a mere unconscious body.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity, they reached the carriage.

“On three,” the shoulder guard whispered.

“…Fine.”

“One… two… three!”

They lifted and shoved Shi Dong’s body into the carriage, letting out quiet sighs of relief the moment they released him.

The guard holding the legs immediately stepped back, subtly wiping his hands against the inside of his uniform when he thought no one was looking.

Unfortunately for him… Several people were looking. More muffled laughter followed.

Through it all, Lin Feng remained where he stood.

As if the entire scene from Shi Dong’s fall to this final humiliation was nothing more than a trivial distraction.

And that… was what made it all the more terrifying.

***

More than a dozen hours later, under the cover of deep night, Lu Ben finally crept toward the city morgue.

The streets were nearly empty, the occasional flicker of lantern light casting long, distorted shadows across the ground.

A cold wind brushed past, carrying with it a faint, unpleasant scent that only grew stronger the closer he got.

“This should be the perfect time to rescue Master…” Lu Ben thought, his eyes narrowing as he hid within the darkness.

His plan was simple. Sneak in. Retrieve Shi Dong. Disappear before anyone noticed.

After that… he would find a way to cure him. Lu Ben’s gaze hardened slightly.

He had seen this before.

What Shi Dong was going through now… it wasn’t entirely unfamiliar.

His former partner, Guo Han, had once suffered a similar fate after offending Lin Feng.

Back then, it had taken tremendous effort and rare resources to bring him back.

But in the end… it had worked.

“As long as I can find a method to treat Master Shi Dong…” Lu Ben’s lips curled faintly. “He will owe me his life.”

“And when that happens…” His heartbeat quickened slightly.

“The rewards will be unimaginable.”

With that thought in mind, he slipped silently toward the entrance and entered the morgue.

Inside, the air was cold and still. Deathly still.

It was already close to two in the morning, and the entire place was wrapped in silence. No guards.

No movement. Only rows of covered bodies and the faint creaking of old wooden beams.

Lu Ben slowed his breathing, carefully controlling every step he took.

Even the smallest sound felt amplified in this place. His eyes scanned the surroundings, searching.

Where did they put him…?

He moved deeper inside, passing one covered corpse after another.

Each one added a scary weight to the atmosphere, pressing down on his nerves.

But he didn’t have to search for long. Just as he stepped past another row…

“Are you lost, little boy?” A voice sounded behind him.

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