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I Just Wanted to Teach Cultivation, But Goddesses Keep Coming!

Chapter 237 One Rod to Rule Them All, Four Pink Flowers Got Skewered · Nov 04, 2026

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201 Chapter 201 Help! I’m Being Held Hostage by Three Beautiful Villains and Their Pillows 2026-11-04
202 Chapter 202 My Heavenly Rod Is Too Heavy for Your Gate 2026-11-04
203 Chapter 203 My Hammer Is Bigger Than Yours 2026-11-04
204 Chapter 204 Six-Pack Abs and a Ten-Inch Reach 2026-11-04
205 Chapter 205 Taking the Back Door to Immortality 2026-11-04
206 Chapter 206 The Bedframe Cries Out in Mortal Terror 2026-11-04
207 Chapter 207 The Twin Fairies’ Indecent Tug-of-War 2026-11-04
208 Chapter 208 Wait, Does Every Woman Have One of These? 2026-11-04
209 Chapter 209 "Your Mother-in-Law is Watching... Keep Going!" (Bonus Chapter for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) 2026-11-04
210 Chapter 210 The Jade Spring is Chilly, but the View is Quite Hot 2026-11-04
211 Chapter 211 My Spiritual Sense Found Something... Educational 2026-11-04
212 Chapter 212 The Fairy’s Face is Redder than a Spirit Chili 2026-11-04
213 Chapter 213 Is it Dual Cultivation if I’m the Only One Doing the Work? 2026-11-04
214 Chapter 214 I’m Only One Man! Please, My Meridians Can’t Take This! 2026-11-04
215 Chapter 215 I Just Came to Borrow Some... Profound Yang Essence 2026-11-04
216 Chapter 216 I’ll Take Responsibility for Your Body 2026-11-04
217 Chapter 217 I’m Not Leaving Until One of Us Can’t Walk 2026-11-04
218 Chapter 218 Plowing the Jade Field Until Dawn 2026-11-04
219 Chapter 219 The Human Body Wasn’t Meant to Bend This Way 2026-11-04
220 Chapter 220 A Saintess in the Streets, a Demoness in the Bed 2026-11-04
221 Chapter 221 Master, Your Qi is... Too Large! 2026-11-04
222 Chapter 222 I’ll Teach You Everything... One Inch at a Time 2026-11-04
223 Chapter 223 The Man Who Conquered Three Maidens in One Night 2026-11-04
224 Chapter 224 My Eyes Are Up Here, Young Master Lin Feng! 2026-11-04
225 Chapter 225 My Destiny is Looking a Little... Hard 2026-11-04
226 Chapter 226 I’m Only Passing You My Qi, Why Are You Using Your Tongue? 2026-11-04
227 Chapter 227 A Large Chest That Holds the Secrets of the Universe 2026-11-04
228 Chapter 228 A Quick Ride on the Senior Brother 2026-11-04
229 Chapter 229 Is That a Pagoda in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy to Cultivate? 2026-11-04
230 Chapter 230 Quick! The Poison is Spreading to Her Inner Thighs! 2026-11-04
231 Chapter 231 Trust Me, I’m a Doctor! Take Off Your Robes! 2026-11-04
232 Chapter 232 Little Fairy, Your Sect Won’t Find You in This Hidden Realm 2026-11-04
233 Chapter 233 Your Heartbeat is Thumping Like a War Drum, Senior Sister! 2026-11-04
234 Chapter 234 I Am the Gift, Master… Please Unbind the Ribbon! 2026-11-04
235 Chapter 235 Your Majesty, We Demand an Equal Distribution of Your Primordial Yang Essence! (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) 2026-11-04
236 Chapter 236 Your Golden Balls Are Mine Now, Young Master 2026-11-04
237 Chapter 237 One Rod to Rule Them All, Four Pink Flowers Got Skewered 2026-11-04
238 Chapter 238 But Master, You Said I Needed to Explore Every Opening! 2026-11-04
239 Chapter 239 Why This - Is 5,000 Words of Just "Ugh" and "Ah" 2026-11-04
240 Chapter 240 My Master Said To Practice With My Sword, So I Did 2026-11-04
241 Chapter 241 The Elder Council is Listening, Please Moan Quieter 2026-11-04
242 Chapter 242 Filling the Cauldron to the Brim! 2026-11-04
243 Chapter 243 The Empress’s Inner Palace is Fully Occupied 2026-11-04
244 Chapter 244 Who Knew Dual Cultivation Involved So Much Exercise? 2026-11-04
245 Chapter 245 The Two Fairies Agree That The Dragon Spear Is Public Property 2026-11-04
246 Chapter 246 The Fairy’s Internal Dialogue Please Poke Me Already 2026-11-04
247 Chapter 247 Please Be Gentle with My Uncultivated Garden! 2026-11-04
248 Chapter 248 His Spirit Sword is Surprisingly Large And Heavy 2026-11-04
249 Chapter 249 Is This Part of the Standard Employee Benefits, Husband? 2026-11-04
250 Chapter 250 I Swear, This Position is Essential for Your Breakthrough! 2026-11-04

Chapter 237: Chapter 237 One Rod to Rule Them All, Four Pink Flowers Got Skewered

“Boss, where are you?!”

“What happened?!”

“Why is it so dark?!”

“Help! Boss!”

Four tiny voices squeaked helplessly into the quiet night.

For a moment, everything was chaos.

Something enormous and heavy pressed down on their bodies, trapping them.

Thick cloth covered their heads, making it impossible to see anything.

One of them struggled violently, kicking and biting at the strange prison around him.

“I can’t move! Something is crushing me!”

It took several moments of frantic squirming before one small creature finally managed to crawl free from beneath the mountain of cloth.

He stumbled forward, panting heavily.

Then he froze.

His eyes widened in horror.

“B… boss?”

His voice came out as a tiny squeak.

One by one, the others finally wriggled free from the oversized clothing that had once fit their human bodies.

Now those robes looked like massive tents lying on the ground.

When they finally saw each other clearly under the pale moonlight, the four of them screamed.

“Boss! What happened to you?!”

“Why did you suddenly become a rat?!”

“Wait… why do you all look like rats?!”

One of them looked down at himself and nearly fainted.

“I’m… I’m a rat now?!” he squeaked. “No! That can’t be! This must be a dream!”

He spun around in panic, staring at his tiny paws, his long tail, and the twitching whiskers on his snout.

“Who did this to us?!” another rat shouted. “How did this happen?!”

Just a moment ago they had been four fierce bandits preparing to rob travelers on the road.

Each of them carried weapons and years of fighting experience.

Now they were nothing more than four miserable little rats shivering in the grass.

Their oversized clothes lay behind them like abandoned mountains.

“This has to be some kind of demonic technique…” the rat who used to be their boss muttered in terror. “Someone must have cursed us!”

“Oh no… my women!” one rat suddenly cried out in despair. “Who will take care of them now that I’ve turned into a rat?”

The other rats looked at him strangely.

“You mean your whores?” one of them said bluntly. “They never cared about you in the first place. They only cared about your money.”

“That’s not true!” the crying rat protested weakly. “Mei Mei said she liked my personality!”

“Your personality?” another rat snorted. “The only personality she liked was the gold coins you kept throwing at her.”

The argument might have continued for quite a while as the four newly transformed rats argued, complained, and mourned their tragic fate.

But suddenly a new sound echoed through the quiet grass.

“Sssssssss…”

The soft hissing noise instantly froze them in place.

Slowly, the four rats turned their heads toward the source of the sound.

What they saw made their tiny hearts nearly stop.

Under the pale moonlight, a massive snake slithered out from the tall grass.

Its long body glided silently across the ground, its scales reflecting a cold shimmer of light.

Its head slowly lifted, and two cold, emotionless eyes locked onto the four trembling rats.

To the snake, they were nothing more than a perfect midnight snack.

The boss rat swallowed hard.

“Don’t… move…” he whispered.

The snake flicked its tongue.

“Ssssssss…”

“Ruuuuuuun!” one of the rats suddenly shrieked.

The four of them scattered instantly in four different directions, their tiny legs moving faster than they ever had in their lives.

“Save me!”

“I don’t want to die like this!”

“Boss, wait for me!”

The grass rustled wildly as the terrified rats fled in panic, their desperate squeaks echoing faintly into the night.

Behind them, the massive snake lunged forward, eager to claim its unexpected meal.

***

Meanwhile, Lin Feng quietly looked down at his hands.

The sudden action caught the attention of the three women sitting with him in the carriage.

“Is there something wrong, Mentor Lin Feng?” Ning Xi asked curiously.

“It’s nothing. Everything is fine,” Lin Feng replied calmly.

However, even after answering, he continued to stare at his hands as if confirming something.

Inside his mind, a faint thought surfaced.

My hands are still clean.

Through his divine sense, he had already seen the fate of the four unfortunate bandits who had attempted to ambush them.

Now reduced to tiny rats, they were desperately running through the forest, squeaking in terror as they fled from one danger after another.

In a wilderness filled with hungry monsters, their chances of survival were slim.

But Lin Feng did not feel even the slightest trace of guilt.

Those four had been cold blooded thieves and murderers who had preyed upon countless innocent travelers.

Their fate was merely the natural consequence of their own choices.

With that thought, a faint smile appeared on Lin Feng’s lips for a brief moment before disappearing just as quickly.

The carriage continued rolling steadily along the quiet road toward Clear Moon City.

Inside the carriage, the atmosphere was far less peaceful.

Ning Xi and Ye Jian were both sitting close to Lin Feng, each trying in their own way to draw his attention.

Li Zhiyan quietly listened, behaving exactly as a proper maidservant should.

One moment Ning Xi would ask him a question, and the next Ye Jian would interrupt with her own comment, refusing to let the other monopolize his time.

Their subtle competition did not escape Lin Feng’s notice.

Lin Feng sighed inwardly.

His life was not perfect. After all, having two stunning women constantly stirring up trouble around him could be quite exhausting.

But strangely enough, he did not dislike it.

In fact, there was something rather lively about it.

Lin Feng leaned back slightly in his seat as the carriage gently swayed along the road beneath the calm night sky.

A perfect life is only a dream anyway, he thought quietly to himself.

They arrived in Clear Moon City about an hour later.

Instead of heading toward Lin Feng’s courtyard, however, the carriage changed direction and traveled toward one of the lesser clans within the city.

The streets were still lively despite the late hour, lanterns illuminating the roads as people moved about their nightly business.

The carriage eventually slowed as it approached the large gates of the clan’s residence.

Inside the carriage, Lin Feng remained quiet, his expression calm but his eyes carrying a faint hint of anticipation.

Tonight was no ordinary night.

In fact, Lin Feng was quite looking forward to the big event that was about to unfold.

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