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I Just Wanted to Teach Cultivation, But Goddesses Keep Coming!

Chapter 233 Your Heartbeat is Thumping Like a War Drum, Senior Sister! · Nov 04, 2026

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201 Chapter 201 Help! I’m Being Held Hostage by Three Beautiful Villains and Their Pillows 2026-11-04
202 Chapter 202 My Heavenly Rod Is Too Heavy for Your Gate 2026-11-04
203 Chapter 203 My Hammer Is Bigger Than Yours 2026-11-04
204 Chapter 204 Six-Pack Abs and a Ten-Inch Reach 2026-11-04
205 Chapter 205 Taking the Back Door to Immortality 2026-11-04
206 Chapter 206 The Bedframe Cries Out in Mortal Terror 2026-11-04
207 Chapter 207 The Twin Fairies’ Indecent Tug-of-War 2026-11-04
208 Chapter 208 Wait, Does Every Woman Have One of These? 2026-11-04
209 Chapter 209 "Your Mother-in-Law is Watching... Keep Going!" (Bonus Chapter for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) 2026-11-04
210 Chapter 210 The Jade Spring is Chilly, but the View is Quite Hot 2026-11-04
211 Chapter 211 My Spiritual Sense Found Something... Educational 2026-11-04
212 Chapter 212 The Fairy’s Face is Redder than a Spirit Chili 2026-11-04
213 Chapter 213 Is it Dual Cultivation if I’m the Only One Doing the Work? 2026-11-04
214 Chapter 214 I’m Only One Man! Please, My Meridians Can’t Take This! 2026-11-04
215 Chapter 215 I Just Came to Borrow Some... Profound Yang Essence 2026-11-04
216 Chapter 216 I’ll Take Responsibility for Your Body 2026-11-04
217 Chapter 217 I’m Not Leaving Until One of Us Can’t Walk 2026-11-04
218 Chapter 218 Plowing the Jade Field Until Dawn 2026-11-04
219 Chapter 219 The Human Body Wasn’t Meant to Bend This Way 2026-11-04
220 Chapter 220 A Saintess in the Streets, a Demoness in the Bed 2026-11-04
221 Chapter 221 Master, Your Qi is... Too Large! 2026-11-04
222 Chapter 222 I’ll Teach You Everything... One Inch at a Time 2026-11-04
223 Chapter 223 The Man Who Conquered Three Maidens in One Night 2026-11-04
224 Chapter 224 My Eyes Are Up Here, Young Master Lin Feng! 2026-11-04
225 Chapter 225 My Destiny is Looking a Little... Hard 2026-11-04
226 Chapter 226 I’m Only Passing You My Qi, Why Are You Using Your Tongue? 2026-11-04
227 Chapter 227 A Large Chest That Holds the Secrets of the Universe 2026-11-04
228 Chapter 228 A Quick Ride on the Senior Brother 2026-11-04
229 Chapter 229 Is That a Pagoda in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy to Cultivate? 2026-11-04
230 Chapter 230 Quick! The Poison is Spreading to Her Inner Thighs! 2026-11-04
231 Chapter 231 Trust Me, I’m a Doctor! Take Off Your Robes! 2026-11-04
232 Chapter 232 Little Fairy, Your Sect Won’t Find You in This Hidden Realm 2026-11-04
233 Chapter 233 Your Heartbeat is Thumping Like a War Drum, Senior Sister! 2026-11-04
234 Chapter 234 I Am the Gift, Master… Please Unbind the Ribbon! 2026-11-04
235 Chapter 235 Your Majesty, We Demand an Equal Distribution of Your Primordial Yang Essence! (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) 2026-11-04
236 Chapter 236 Your Golden Balls Are Mine Now, Young Master 2026-11-04
237 Chapter 237 One Rod to Rule Them All, Four Pink Flowers Got Skewered 2026-11-04
238 Chapter 238 But Master, You Said I Needed to Explore Every Opening! 2026-11-04
239 Chapter 239 Why This - Is 5,000 Words of Just "Ugh" and "Ah" 2026-11-04
240 Chapter 240 My Master Said To Practice With My Sword, So I Did 2026-11-04
241 Chapter 241 The Elder Council is Listening, Please Moan Quieter 2026-11-04
242 Chapter 242 Filling the Cauldron to the Brim! 2026-11-04
243 Chapter 243 The Empress’s Inner Palace is Fully Occupied 2026-11-04
244 Chapter 244 Who Knew Dual Cultivation Involved So Much Exercise? 2026-11-04
245 Chapter 245 The Two Fairies Agree That The Dragon Spear Is Public Property 2026-11-04
246 Chapter 246 The Fairy’s Internal Dialogue Please Poke Me Already 2026-11-04
247 Chapter 247 Please Be Gentle with My Uncultivated Garden! 2026-11-04
248 Chapter 248 His Spirit Sword is Surprisingly Large And Heavy 2026-11-04
249 Chapter 249 Is This Part of the Standard Employee Benefits, Husband? 2026-11-04
250 Chapter 250 I Swear, This Position is Essential for Your Breakthrough! 2026-11-04

Chapter 233: Chapter 233 Your Heartbeat is Thumping Like a War Drum, Senior Sister!

“Wait… wait! Please stop!”

But Mo Xuan was far too happy to notice the panic in the man’s voice.

The old man closed the distance in a single step.

“Don’t be shy! Let us celebrate together!” Mo Xuan laughed.

The cultivator’s heart skipped a beat.

“Don’t come any closer!”

Unfortunately, his warning came a moment too late.

Mo Xuan’s arms had already wrapped tightly around him.

The cultivator struggled violently as if he had fallen into the grasp of a terrifying beast.

“Senior Mo Xuan! Please release me!”

In desperation, the man drew his sword and slashed toward the old man in hopes of forcing him to retreat.

Clang!

Mo Xuan simply raised two fingers and casually flicked the blade aside.

The sharp sword was deflected instantly as if it had struck an immovable mountain.

The weapon spun through the air and landed several meters away.

The cultivator froze.

He had not expected the difference in strength to be so overwhelming.

The next moment, he was fully trapped inside the joyful embrace of Old Man Mo Xuan.

“Ahhh, this is wonderful!” Mo Xuan said happily. “Sharing good news with others truly makes the moment even better!”

However, the cultivator’s expression quickly turned strange.

His body stiffened.

A few seconds later, his face turned pale.

“Senior Mo Xuan…” he said slowly, his voice trembling.

“Yes?” Mo Xuan replied casually.

“There is… something leaking down my legs.”

Mo Xuan blinked.

“That is not a fart… farts do not turn into liquids!”

The cultivator’s nose suddenly twitched.

A horrifying smell rose into the air like an invisible demon attacking his senses.

“What… what is that smell?!”

His eyes widened in absolute terror.

“Ohhhhh! Somebody help!”

Unfortunately, none of the surrounding cultivators dared to move.

Some of them had already witnessed what happened earlier.

The smell that followed Mo Xuan’s breakthrough was something no ordinary person could endure.

Even standing several meters away made their eyes water.

Now this poor man was trapped directly in the source.

His resistance lasted only a few seconds.

Soon his eyes rolled back, his body went limp, and he collapsed like a puppet whose strings had been cut.

Just like the earlier cultivators, he fainted completely.

Another victim had fallen.

Mo Xuan suddenly noticed that the man he was hugging in a tight bear embrace had gone completely limp in his arms.

The old man blinked in confusion and lifted the unconscious cultivator slightly, examining him from head to toe as if trying to understand what had just happened.

“Hmm?”

The man’s head tilted back unnaturally.

His eyes had rolled upward until only the whites could be seen, and a thin line of foam slowly formed at the corner of his mouth.

Mo Xuan stared for a moment before letting out a disappointed sigh.

“Juniors these days…” he muttered while shaking his head slowly. “They are far too brittle and weak. Their hearts are also far too faint.”

In Mo Xuan’s mind, the explanation was simple.

The young man must have been overwhelmed by excitement after hearing about his extended lifespan.

Perhaps the junior had admired him too much.

Yes, that must be it.

The old man nodded to himself, completely convinced by his own reasoning.

With a casual motion, he released the man.

Thud!

The poor cultivator dropped straight onto the stone floor like a sack of rice.

His body twitched slightly upon impact, while the foam on his mouth thickened, giving him an even more tragic appearance.

Mo Xuan glanced down at him and sighed once more.

“The new generation of cultivators truly cannot compare to the past,” he said while stroking his beard.

He clasped his hands behind his back and began pacing slowly while continuing to grumble.

“Back in my day, cultivators were tough. A simple hug like that would not even make them blink. But these youngsters today faint from the smallest excitement.”

He shook his head again, clearly dissatisfied.

“Weak bodies. Weak minds. Weak hearts. No wonder the cultivation world is declining.”

As he spoke, he completely ignored the numerous cultivators lying unconscious on the ground nearby.

To Mo Xuan, they were merely examples of how fragile the younger generation had become.

After muttering for a while, Mo Xuan slowly lifted his head again.

His gaze wandered across the trading hall.

Then his eyes suddenly brightened.

That was right.

He had only hugged one person so far.

That would not do.

Today was a day worth celebrating.

A day when he had snatched himself back from the jaws of death and gained five hundred more years of life.

Such an occasion could not be treated lightly.

Mo Xuan stroked his beard thoughtfully.

“I should follow tradition,” he murmured to himself.

He had always believed in auspicious numbers, and in cultivation culture the number nine represented longevity and eternal fortune.

“One hug is not enough,” Mo Xuan said while nodding firmly. “Nine hugs will symbolize long life.”

He raised a finger and began counting.

“One is done…”

“Eight more to go.”

One could say many things about Old Man Mo Xuan.

He could be eccentric. He could be stubborn. Some even called him shameless.

But one thing nobody could ever accuse him of was being tired of living.

On the contrary, Mo Xuan loved life more than anything.

Now that he had gained five hundred more years of lifespan, his heart was burning with renewed passion.

There were still countless things he wanted to do.

Rare treasures to collect.

New cultivation realms to reach.

Exquisite wine to drink.

And of course, many beauties in the world worth appreciating.

How could he possibly be satisfied yet?

With these joyful thoughts in mind, Mo Xuan slowly raised his head and looked toward the surrounding cultivators again.

However, the moment his gaze swept across the crowd, the atmosphere instantly changed.

Every cultivator who met his eyes felt their scalp go numb.

It felt as though a terrifying hungry monster had suddenly locked onto them.

Even those standing far away could smell the horrifying stench lingering around Mo Xuan’s body.

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