Crossdressing To Survive An Apocalypse [BL]

Peng Peng narrowed his eyes. ”What are you hiding?”

”n—nothing at all,” Fan Xui stuttered, holding his pockets safely.

Zou Yue, who was eating so busily till now, glanced up. He intently peered at his wet pockets. ’Wait, he might have had an upset stomach, then that is.....’

He held Peng Peng’s hands. ”Don’t embarrass the man even more,”

Even so Peng Peng kept glaring intently at Fan Xui’s pockets.

Fan Xui guiltily glanced at Yue. ”I’ll bring the cucumber salad,” he took this chance to run to the kitchen.

”But he is hiding something obviously,” Peng Peng smashed a pea under his spoon.

”It’s his personal business. Let’s not intrude,” Yue calmed him down by patting his back.

Zou Nui also nodded as well. ”Yes Peng-ah, you should not ask intrusive questions like that. It’s considered rude.”

Peng Peng shrugged. ”I ask questions like this all the time,”

Qian chuckled loudly. ”Its better you do. When something is bugging us, it’s better to ask it out loud right,” he shyly held his hands.

Peng Peng smirked and wound their fingers together. ”You have that right. I have every right to know what was in his pockets,”

Yue rolled his eyes, groaning softly. ”He has an upset stomach, for goodness’ sake. He must be hiding his washed underwear. You just embarrassed him so much,”

Zou Nui gasped. ”Oh, that was why. I didn’t even think of that. Wait, let me get a bag for him. Poor guy, if he wears that wet pant he might get even sicker,”

Saying this, she ran to her room.

Qian Wen broke out in laughter. ”ha-ha-ha he really is sick..... that really might be an underwear!!!!! ha-ha-ha-ha,”

Peng Peng slightly pinched his palm. ”What’s so funny?”

”n—no, I’ve never seen Fan being so embarrassed before.” He whispered with a slight blush on his face.

”You seem to rejoice that.”

”Of course you have to see him at work. He is stoic like a sculptured rock. Even my jokes can’t crack him up. But look at him now. He is cheery like a Christmas carol,”

”Yeah, that does sound suspicious,” Peng Peng whispered, glancing at the kitchen.

”Enough kids eat.,” Zou Wei gestured to the food.

Qian nodded and started to eat. So did Peng Peng.

Fan Xui did eventually come out of the kitchen, but this time the thing in his pocket was missing.

”oh Fan, this is for you....” Yue’s mum subtly handed him a waterproof bag. ”For your clothes....oh and it’s better to change out of those wet pants. I have another pant in there as well.”

”t—thank you, Mrs Zou...” Fan Xui sat back down on the chair with a deep blush on his face. His eyes roamed over to Yue to see him smiling his way.

Yue looked so pretty, just like a freshly bloomed flower.

’at least I made him smile...’

And so eventually the awkward breakfast came to an end.

Fen Xui left Yue’s house with a bag filed with his clothes and well as the wet red panties. He got in his car, which was parked right in front of the house, and placed the bag on the passenger seat.

”Goodness, that was so bad.... if they had found the evidence I would have been banned!!!” he moaned under his breath.

Suddenly, there was a knock on his window.

Qian stood out there with a wide smirk.

Fan Xui rolled his window down a little. ”What do you want now, traitor?”

”Mister goody too shoes. Did you forget that you can’t drive? You are blind, right? Let me in now. I’ll cover for you like any good friend will,” Qian whispered softly.

Fan’s eyes went wide. Yue’s family was right behind them and he forgot he was still pretending to be vision impaired.

”Fan, where is your driver!! Oh my god!! let me drive!!!” he shouted waving at Yue’s family behind him.

Fan Xui reluctantly got out of the driver’s seat.

Qian Wen happily jumped in. ”jump in!!” he opened the passenger door for him.

Fan Xui go in placing the paper bag on his lap. ”Let’s go...” he lowered the window and said his goodbye’s to Yule’s family that were waiting out the door.

Right after they took a turn away from the house, he tossed a shirt at Qian. ”You almost blew my cover!!”

”Why the hell do you even need a cover?” Qian tossed the shirt away and drove slowly at the rough road. ”I don’t understand you, man. If you said that you can see, Yue’s father would have approved of you by now,”

”No, it’s the opposite. If I tell him now he will think I’m a lying son of a weasel and will chase me with a broom in hand.” Fan Xui sighed, leaning against the window. ”I have to stay away for a few days.... I’ll tell them I’m getting a surgery abroad.”

”Oh, okay... but my dear friends.. Lies will come back to bite you in the ass. Are you ready to deal with it?”

Fan Xui glanced at him with a sharp look. ”I am ready for anything,”

”Shit you are determined. Well, and good my friend.” He mumbled, turning on the radio. He happily hummed softly. ”You know, thanks to your boyfriend I got a boyfriend now,”

”Are you even gay?” Fan Xui raised his brow.

”I might be. I am very well attracted to that man. Besides.... I am embarrassed to admit I have never been so hard in my life,” he blushed, softly lowering his head.

”Trust me, I feel you.... I messed up so much.” He glanced at the red panties in the bag. His little brother started to stand up in attention. ’My crotch can’t handle this anymore...’

Qian curiously kept throwing looks his way. ”Curious. But what the hell did you have in your pocket. Is it your wet underwear?”

”W-what? how did you know!!”

”so it was an underwear!!!!”

”No!!!” Fan Xui shouted.

”But you said...”

”Not mine!!!!!”

Only after saying this did Fan Xui realise the blunder he just committed.

Qian gaped with his mouth wide open like a toad. He swiftly stopped the car. ”Did you....”

”It’s not what you think....”

”Then please explain my curiosity is killing me,”

”Let it kill you. Start the car,”

”I’m not starting it until you affirm this fact. Did you steal Yue’s underwear? Eh eh ehhhhhhh?”

”y—yes...” Fan Xui slouched down, hugging his legs. ”Don’t ask me anymore...”

Qian whistled loudly. ”Congratulations, my friend. You have just upgraded yourself from uptight Fan Xui to perverted Fan Xui.”

”Shut up and drive!!!!”