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2446 My Name Is Song Shuhang, and I’m Freaking Out Right Now

Honestly, at this moment, many cultivators across the realms would prefer the fifth Sage Title of Tyrannical Song to be ‘Tyrant Tyrant.’ This way, it would at least be more orderly and ease everyone’s discomfort to some extent.

As soon as the daoist name ‘Cheng Lin’ appeared, a group of top-tier experts across the realms who were ‘in the know’ froze for a moment.

Some displayed expressions of joy, some resentment, and others admiration.

When it came to the name ‘Cheng Lin,’ these top-tier experts across the realms had too many memories and thoughts.

“By the way, can I use the private chat function of the cultivation chat now? Someone, please go and privately chat with our friend Song Shuhang and ask him to choose a more organized daoist name!” Fairy Firefly, who had a touch of OCD, couldn’t help but request.

At that moment, she wished she could use a repulsive force to send the daoist name ‘Cheng Lin’ flying.

Tyrannical Song, Tyrannical Scholar, Tyrannical Dragon, and Tyrannical Demon were all neatly lined up, but suddenly, ‘Cheng Lin’ appeared behind them. It was just too uncomfortable.

“Fairy Firefly, there’s no need to be anxious. There are still several backup daoist names that Song Shuhang has prepared,” Northern River’s Loose Cultivator reassured her.

“Speaking of which, the day has finally come,” Medicine Master said with a sigh.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer continued, “Indeed. Although I knew that our friend Song Shuhang would one day become a Profound Sage after accidentally claiming the title of ‘Profound Sage Tyrannical Song,’ I didn’t expect him to do it so quickly.”

“No, that’s not what I meant,” Medicine Master replied.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer, “Meow? It seems our radio waves aren’t on the same channel? Medicine Master, you’ve changed after marrying Ziyan!”

“I’m sighing at the passage of time. Back then, I was the one who led our friend Song Shuhang to enter the sect and guided him in practicing the Basic Buddhist Fist Technique to reach the Foundation Establishment realm. Now, Ziyan and I are still pregnant with the next generation, but our friend Song Shuhang has already been sterilized,” Medicine Master sighed. This was probably fate! The connection between him and Song Shuhang was just right.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer was speechless.

Phoenix Slayer’s claws scratched the sofa vigorously. Medicine Master’s words made perfect sense, and Young Master Phoenix Slayer didn’t know how to respond to Medicine Master’s words.

Yellow Mountain remained silent for a moment. “Do you want to take your medicine, Medicine Master?”

“I’ve already taken it. Senior Yellow Mountain, you don’t need to worry about me,” Medicine Master replied.

Yellow Mountain was so tired that he wanted to retire.

“It’s here, it’s here. Song Shuhang’s next Sage Title has come out,” Fairy Dongfang Six reminded.

Next to Song Shuhang in the Prominent Divinity Stage, the line of words kept changing. This time, it transformed into several different daoist names in one go.

Tyrannical Saber Song One, Scholar Mountain of Books, Path-Seeking Scholar, Ninth Cultivator of True Virtue, Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion’s Tear of Healing, @#%×…

The first three daoist names were all daoist names that Song Shuhang had used before. Of the seven daoist names, ‘Virtuous Buddhist Sabersman’ and ‘Priest Mu’ had already been given to his disciples, while ‘Swordsman of Baijing Street’ and ‘Scholar Kindheartedness’ had other uses.

The first three dao names were understandable.

As for the appearance of ‘Ninth Cultivator of True Virtue,’ it was very likely because he had signed a contract with Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue to become the ‘preparatory Eighth Cultivator of True Virtue.’ Later, Lady Onion inherited the ‘Nine Virtues Phoenix Saber’ and became the current Eighth Cultivator of True Virtue. Then, Song Shuhang’s status would naturally be pushed back, and he would become a reserve Ninth Cultivator of True Virtue.

“What the heck is ‘Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion’s Healing Tear’?” Pavilion Master Chu rapped Song Shuhang’s head forcefully. Why did her Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion appear in Song Shuhang’s daoist name?

Song Shuhang was speechless.

“Also, why did the daoist name of Fairy @#%× become your backup daoist name? Are you planning to become a fairy?” Pavilion Master Chu didn’t know what to say.

Song Shuhang raised his head and looked at the enlarged virtuous lamia.

Fairy @#%× gave him a beautiful smile. With that smile, many cultivators across the realms suddenly felt like they were falling in love.

“Tyrannical Saber Song One! Tyrannical Saber Song One!” At the same time, many practitioners with OCD across the realms began silently reciting in their hearts.

It would be best to remove the two words ‘Song One,’ and the fifth daoist name would simply be ‘Tyrannical Saber.’

In this way, it would truly be neat and pleasing to the eye!

“Which daoist name are you going to choose?” Pavilion Master Chu sighed and asked.

The current Song Shuhang was officially a Profound Sage, and unlike the previous times where his Sage name was randomly chosen, he now had the right to choose his own Sage name.

“Saber Tyrant or Ninth Cultivator of True Virtue,” Song Shuhang said calmly.

The reason why Song Shuhang only chose ‘Tyrannical Saber’ and not ‘Song One’ was because his strong desire to live had suddenly erupted!

This was because the daoist name ‘Song One’ would make the pendant on his body and a few big shots think of something bad.

If he really used the Sage Title ‘Tyrannical Saber Song One,’ who knew what kind of cruel things Sister White Dragon, Pavilion Master Chu, and Immortal Fairy White Bones would do to him?

The White Dragon and Immortal Fairy White Bones were still a good pair. After all, they weren’t his pendants.

However, Pavilion Master Chu’s hair was sticking to his head day and night.

If he used the name ‘Song One,’ Chu’s hair would become the Sword of Damocles hanging above his head. That would be very fatal.

At the same time that Song Shuhang made his choice, Pavilion Master Chu’s hair seemed to soften. “That’s fine. Among your daoist names, only ‘Nine Virtues’ and ‘Tyrannical Saber’ are most suitable for you. So, choose one. Which one do you want to choose?”

“Ninth Cultivator of True Virtue,” Song Shuhang said with a faint smile. As for the last Sage Title, he suddenly wanted to choose a Sage Title that was different from the others and didn’t walk the path of tyrants.

Being neat and tidy was a form of beauty, but sometimes, being incomplete was also a form of beauty!

Song Shuhang stretched out his hand.

And just like that, on January 1st, 2020, for the fifth and final time, he prepared to manifest his Sage Title.

Please address him as the ‘Ninth Cultivator of True Virtue!’

Tap!

As the compulsive individuals in the realms endured Song Shuhang’s choice with discomfort, the characters began to coalesce and form the ‘Sage Seal.’

Then, in the next moment, the Heavenly Dao suddenly exploded!

All across the realms, every cultivator could feel it. All eyes were fixed on Tyrannical Song as he formed his Sage Seal, and they all experienced the sudden disappearance of the Heavenly Dao, a violent shock that reverberated through their beings.

For a moment, the entire realm fell into a silence as deep as death.

Song Shuhang was speechless.

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My name is Song Shuhang. Just last year, I was an ordinary freshman at Jiangnan University.

Now, I’m in complete panic mode.

Today marks my final public manifestation as a Sage and the day I officially become a Profound Sage. I even selected a Sage Title that I truly like.

These are two beautiful things and a turning point in my life.

But suddenly, the Heavenly Dao exploded.

What do I do next? I’m in urgent need of help.