Rebirth: A Cinderella's Counterattack

Chapter 1820: Chapter 1800:

”Say, do you think Di Jun can get rid of stretch marks?” Qin Nuan dragged Luo Qianqian over, asking curiously.

Luo Qianqian was dumbfounded. ”Are you kidding me, like, internationally kidding me? If he could fix that, I’m afraid I’d be lining up the moment I hit menopause!”

Not getting your period and your period never coming back are two totally different things, okay?

She was still young; why on earth would she want her life to be the same as someone going through menopause already?

”Yours is just a hormone adjustment. My brother says it’ll probably be fine next month,” Qin Nuan said with a straight face. ”He also said you should stop playing in water so much, especially cold water.”

Just now, after Luo Qianqian raised that protective barrier, the whole yard had turned pleasantly cool. Was this a joke? She was basically a walking summer-cooling device!

But at the same time, the fact that Luo Qianqian’s body stayed cool all year round finally had a reasonable explanation too.

”Really?” Luo Qianqian jumped up on the spot. Heaven knew, even though it was uncomfortable, every girl had to go through that every month. She had no reason to be the exception, right?

If it really stopped coming, that meant either she was pregnant or she was still a little kid!

She absolutely refused to admit that she’d already had it and then it just never came again!

”Really. Think about it, what’s your period for? It’s just your endometrium shedding and metabolism, right?” Qin Nuan nodded seriously. ”If he could shine his light on you once a month and make your period stop, that’d be awesome. You wouldn’t have to be curled up in pain with a mug, a heat pack, and brown sugar water anymore, right? Most importantly, you’d save on pads.”

Luo Qianqian: ”...” So that last point was the real key, huh?

”You can just ask him yourself. As long as there’s good food involved, he’s very willing to help.” Luo Qianqian shrugged. ”Besides, if you keep him well fed or whatever, he’ll be even more gentle and considerate. He might even offer after-sales service—every time he ’services’ you, you just have to feed him something tasty.”

”He’s that easy to lure away? Easier than a husky?” Just food and he’d go with you—what could be more shocking than that?

”Give it a try. I think it’s pretty easy. At least before, he even wanted to marry Shiliu, just because there was good food following Shiliu around.” Luo Qianqian pursed her lips, though it was obviously Luo Yanran who did the cooking. Surely Di Jun didn’t actually want to marry Luo Yanran, right?

All fired up, Qin Nuan went to find Di Jun. Her own brother was standing right next to him, studying him from pulse to facial features, examining every part of his body with the vibe of a shady uncle.

”Big Brother, what are you doing?” Qin Nuan stared, speechless. One second he was lifting the guy’s eyelids, the next he was checking his tongue, then patting his bones and inspecting his skin.

Anyone who didn’t know better would think he was appraising a pig...

Checking the pig’s health, the quality of its meat, and its living conditions to decide how much this pig was worth.

”Just researching what’s different between him and me. What are you doing here?” Qin Liang looked at Qin Nuan with distaste. ”Here about wrinkles or stretch marks?”

Qin Nuan: ”...” Well, he was her real brother for a reason. He knew her a little too well...

”Don’t bother me. I already made an appointment to study him. Tell your husband to make a really good dinner, cook his best dishes, and make more. Put extra meat in lunch. If it’s not enough, call me and I’ll go slice some.” Qin Liang waved her off. ”Just wait till later. You two see each other all the time anyway. If he wants good food, he’ll show up.”

Qin Nuan: ”I’m not doing it, not handling it! Are you even my real brother?”

Qin Liang: ”...And are you my real sister?”

”How am I not? Do I owe you food? Do I owe you drinks?” Qin Nuan retorted, annoyed.

Qin Liang rolled his eyes. ”Your food, your drinks, your lodging are all arranged by Big Brother from the Luo Family. What exactly is your contribution?”

Qin Nuan’s eyes instantly went wide. After a long pause, she said, ”If I hadn’t married my husband, what would give you the right to enjoy any of that?”

”...And you only met your husband because you met Shiqi first, right? And you only met Shiqi because of me. I knew Shiqi before you did! Everything that led you to today started with me!” Qin Liang shot back, logic crystal clear. ”If you hadn’t met Shiqi, would your husband even know who you are?”

”...You hammer!” He was making too much sense; she couldn’t refute it!

”You yarn ball!” So what if they were siblings? She still wasn’t allowed to fight her brother for things! It’s not like there’d be none left if she came a bit later!

Luo Qianqian just happened to walk over carrying food for Di Jun, and out of nowhere she saw the two of them snorting with anger at each other. ”What’s up with you two? Exhausted yourselves?”

Seeing Luo Qianqian, Qin Nuan immediately felt wronged. ”Shiqi... My brother says the only reason we met is because of him. Without him, I’m nothing but a hammer to you!”

Qin Liang: ”???” Is that what he said? Something sounded off here...

Di Jun, standing to the side, stared in shock. Was that how it went? In just one second, how did the meaning change completely? Wow, women are terrifying. He should keep his distance...

”You and I were destined to meet, just like you and Fourth Brother are heaven-made soulmates. It was only a matter of time. Still, thanks to Big Brother Qin we didn’t waste too much of it.” Luo Qianqian couldn’t help laughing and crying at the same time. Clearly they’d been arguing over ’usage rights’ to Di Jun. She was not getting involved in that.

”Exactly, hear that? Destined!” Qin Nuan nodded in satisfaction.

Qin Liang rolled his eyes. This little sister of his was truly hopeless.

”Shiqi, hurry up and drag her away. Don’t bother me.” Qin Liang waved his hand, took the tray from Luo Qianqian, and set it on Di Jun, then shot Qin Nuan a disgusted look. ”With that awful temper of yours, it’s a miracle your husband can stand you. I really don’t know who raised you into such a thoughtless kid, fighting your own brother over everything.”

”You’re dead...” Qin Nuan snorted. ”The same people who raised you into someone who doesn’t know how to protect his sister, doesn’t know how to let her have the bigger piece like Kong Rong, and only knows how to grab and snatch instead of being loving!”

Nothing to be done about it; they were real siblings. Naturally, the people who raised them were the same parents.

Qin Liang was instantly at a loss for words.

”Come on, Nuannuan. With me here, you really think Di Jun’s going to run away? Chill, chill.” Luo Qianqian was speechless. Sibling dynamics really came in all varieties. But it also proved that not everyone was like Luo Shufan.

”Seeing how close you two are, I’m starting to miss my own brother...” She gave Qin Nuan an innocent look. ”Let’s go, Fourth Sister-in-Law. Let’s go find Fourth Brother.”

Qin Nuan: ”...” Find Luo Yanran to do what? The kitchen’s a complete mess, play in that?

”Having a sister is really... sigh...” Qin Liang felt pretty helpless too. Having a little sister wasn’t exactly up to him.

And sometimes, when he thought about it, having a sister was great. Just... right now she was really annoying.