Madame is Pretending to be an Academic Slacker Again!

Bamboo courtyard.

Master Tuantuan was meditating on the bamboo couch, adjusting his breath and focusing his mind.

When Qin Xin was leaving for the courtyard next door, she asked him: ”Master, do you want to go watch the fun together?”

The man’s lips moved slightly: ”No need.”

That is her stage, let her take the lead.

Qin Xin: ”Then, Master, remember to watch the live stream.”

The man paused: ”Training should not be neglected.”

Implying he wouldn’t watch the live stream?

Qin Xin pouted, knowing her proud master wasn’t really interested in these videos. Whatever, she would play by herself.

At this moment, faint cheers could be heard from the courtyard next door.

The man took a deep breath and slowly opened his eyes.

His hand, almost involuntarily, reached for the phone, paused for a few seconds, and decisively clicked on the live video stream.

The scene of Qin Xin wearing the soft bamboo mask he made, gesturing grandly in front of a group of experts, suddenly appeared before his eyes.

”You’re truly an expert at lying!”

”It’s not the patient who’s toxic, it’s you who’s toxic.”

”Copycat dog, that’s my prescription, you failed to paint the tiger and ended up with a dog instead.”

”No need to arrange another time, my medicine works on the spot!”

The man savored her every word, resonant and powerful, and the unique aura of pride and confidence washed over him.

He couldn’t take his eyes off her.

As soon as Qin Xin said ”the medicine works on the spot,” it took less than half an hour for the doctors to retake Huo Tingzun’s temperature.

The first doctor measured the forehead temperature with an electronic thermometer.

38.5 degrees.

”Could the thermometer be broken?” he mumbled.

The second doctor used an ear thermometer to measure the ear temperature.

37.5 degrees.

”Damn, the ear thermometer might also be broken, and even more severely. How could it drop from forty degrees so much?”

The third doctor took out a traditional mercury thermometer: ”Let me try.”

Ten minutes later.

The mercury thermometer showed: 36.5 degrees.

He didn’t dare say the mercury thermometer was broken, so he stuttered as he asked Huo Tingzun: ”Big Cousin, did you, did you, clamp it securely just now?”

Huo Tingzun hadn’t even replied.

Xiao Bailu grunted with displeasure: ”Haven’t you been holding my Big Cousin’s arm so that he couldn’t move? Don’t you know whether the thermometer was clamped securely or not? My Big Cousin’s arm has been pinched blue by you guys.”

The doctors: ”...”

Seems like that was indeed the case.

Huo Tingzun: ”...”

That was the only line the dumb woman had said since yesterday that made him feel comfortable.

Even though he knew it was an act, it still felt good.

What a pity.

The next second.

Xiao Bailu raised her charming little face and waved to the doctors: ”You don’t believe it, huh? Then all of you come over, under the camera, and touch my Big Cousin’s cheek one by one to see if his fever has gone down? The thermometers could malfunction, but your claws couldn’t all be malfunctioning, right?”

Huo Tingzun: ”...”

What kind of crazy idea is this dumb woman proposing?

Letting outsiders touch his face?

Absolutely not!

With his eyes covered by a bandage, he couldn’t see and didn’t know if those fools would really listen to Xiao Bailu and reach out their salty pig hands.

He propped himself up on the bed edge to sit up.

But was ruthlessly pushed back down by Xiao Bailu with an elbow: ”Big Cousin, I know you’re thrilled to recover your health now, but don’t forget, you’re a cripple and can’t get up freely. Your legs aren’t convenient, let me find you a wheelchair...”

Xiao Bailu was afraid he would blow their cover, absolutely forbidding him to get up.

Huo Tingzun grunted in frustration: ”...”

He finally understood, Qin Xin’s ace in the hole was not some herb, but this ruthless, heartless, bad woman Xiao Bailu who could murder him at any moment!!!