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Chapter 244: Catnip · Oct 29, 2026

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201 Chapter 201: Unbothered 2026-10-29
202 Chapter 202: PR Box 2026-10-29
203 Chapter 203: Public Announcement 2026-10-29
204 Chapter 204: Live Demonstration 2026-10-29
205 Chapter 205 - 07:00 2026-10-29
206 Chapter 206: Just a Sip 2026-10-29
207 Chapter 207: Gratitude 2026-10-29
208 Chapter 208: Registration Woes 2026-10-29
209 Chapter 209: Biomechas 2026-10-29
210 Chapter 210: Grounding 2026-10-29
211 Chapter 211: Dots 2026-10-29
212 Chapter 212: Torturous Benefits 2026-10-29
213 Chapter 213: Necessary Preparations 2026-10-29
214 Chapter 214: Connection Sequence 2026-10-29
215 Chapter 215: Three?! 2026-10-29
216 Chapter 216: Instincts 2026-10-29
217 Chapter 217: Crimes 2026-10-29
218 Chapter 218: Caught 2026-10-29
219 Chapter 219: Baked Fish 2026-10-29
220 Chapter 220: True Calling 2026-10-29
221 Chapter 221: Dukedom of Kyros 2026-10-29
222 Chapter 222: Young Lord Luca 2026-10-29
223 Chapter 223: Wealth 2026-10-29
224 Chapter 224: Pressure 2026-10-29
225 Chapter 225: Grand Dining Hall 2026-10-29
226 Chapter 226: First Food War 2026-10-29
227 Chapter 227: Announcements 2026-10-29
228 Chapter 228: The Union Contract 2026-10-29
229 Chapter 229: Tasks 2026-10-29
230 Chapter 230: Accidental Cleansing 2026-10-29
231 Chapter 231: Luxury 2026-10-29
232 Chapter 232: Pajama-Clad Visitor 2026-10-29
233 Chapter 233: Understanding 2026-10-29
234 Chapter 234: Demonstration 2026-10-29
235 Chapter 235: Moth to a Flame 2026-10-29
236 Chapter 236: Realizations 2026-10-29
237 Chapter 237: Sheep 2026-10-29
238 Chapter 238: Version 2.0 2026-10-29
239 Chapter 239: Experience 2026-10-29
240 Chapter 240: Curiosity 2026-10-29
241 Chapter 241: Suspects 2026-10-29
242 Chapter 242: Demon 2026-10-29
243 Chapter 243: Creature of the Night? 2026-10-29
244 Chapter 244: Catnip 2026-10-29
245 Chapter 245: Celebrity 2026-10-29
246 Chapter 246: Services 2026-10-29
247 Chapter 247: Impulsive Buy 2026-10-29
248 Chapter 248: Membership 2026-10-29
249 Chapter 249: Level C 2026-10-29
250 Chapter 250: Inspection Day 2026-10-29

They say that success is relative, and for many people, this seemed true.

If one elated heir were to be asked, he’d say that today was a great success!

While one particular highlighter would say that today was likely the start of sleepless nights.

But if one Prince and one Father were asked, they’d remember today as the day for Heart Failure Episode 58.0.

See, when Luca meant attracting the cat, they didn’t expect the beast to lunge with all its might.

And if anyone has not seen how a Voidflayer Gnasher gets when food is presented, then good for you, for this was basically the re-enactment of that.

The reaction was instantaneous.

So instantaneous that by the time Luca got the small pouch of catnip that he was going to use for this cat, time had started slowing down.

And this was especially true for the onlookers who saw it all.

Xavier was sure his heart was going to give out because he was not going to make it.

His body was screaming about this instinctive fact, and using ice at this distance and with that speed would just result in a shrapnel explosion and likely death.

Luca was going to get hurt.

However, he was not the only one who thought this, as the father did not expect this result.

They already agreed that the Duke was acting as bait, and his son was only taking out the catnip to pass it on to him.

But who would’ve imagined such a reaction?

He should’ve.

And he really could have.

But he didn’t. And now his son was once again in danger, right before his eyes.

The moment the small pouch came out of the space, the muscles of the beast tensed like a coiled spring, only to lunge forward as if possessed by a feral storm.

Now, if only it lunged normally.

Luca’s heart thundered in his chest, especially as it hurtled toward him, jaws agape, revealing rows of glistening fangs that promised a world of pain.

And every second stretched out in agonizing detail as his mind raced to keep up.

Gasps and cries erupted from the onlookers, each sound echoing like a death knell, while they all tried to run towards him.

But deep inside, they all knew it.

They won’t make it.

Only that they didn’t have to, as Luca disappeared from his spot, and the giant cat’s charge faltered.

And it slumped just as everyone’s heart skipped a beat or three.

If Xavier couldn’t remember what kind of beast this was, he was now sure. This was definitely a Phasetail Lynx.

For just now, no one could’ve made it on time because the beast barely spent time to take off. It practically phased right before Luca was in a position with palpable predatory intent.

Admittedly, Luca wouldn’t have made it if D-29 hadn’t screeched its prompts to teleport into the space.

And yet, despite the beast’s sudden loss of momentum, his cute nose would’ve still been taken out had he missed the timing.

Then, suddenly, a group of people disappeared to check on the almost-shredded heir.

”Son! Are you alright?!”

Duke Leander couldn’t care less about the beast and immediately teleported the moment his brain realized what just happened, only to see Luca on the ground.

”Oh, hi, Papa,” breathed the weak chicken whose knees felt like jelly.

Luca realized just what it meant to be against a beast. And while they can now compete with the help of modern technology, it was a different thing when fighting just like this.

For the fear was instinctive.

But he survived.

Only, he’ll have to survive being piled on by his worried friends.

”Brotherrrrrr! Huhuhuhu!” Ollie’s eyes were trembling, the dam threatening to break at any time.

”Sorry, everyone!” Luca said with an embarrassed chuckle.

”Uhhh...I didn’t expect the reaction to be that magnified.” He said as he rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly.

Everyone fell on a heap next to him, as if everyone lost the feeling of their legs, and murmurs of relief were everywhere.

And yet, two people couldn’t say much.

Duke Leander earnestly prayed to all the ancestors while chastising himself for his incompetence.

But even then, he had to repeatedly convince himself that his son was right there, being ganged upon by his worried friends.

However, one Prince and husband had to calm his sea of consciousness because never had he felt such fear.

Not even in the face of his own imminent death did he have this kind of reaction to loss.

Loss that hadn’t even happened, but loss that felt inevitable, nonetheless.

And it was like a switch.

For Xavier had just rearranged the order of his priorities after one short encounter.

”I’m sorry—” whispered the usually proud Prince against Luca’s head.

”Me too. I’m sorry, everyone. I shouldn’t have assumed too much.”

”I promise I’ll take better precautions.” Luca was surprised at everyone’s warmth, and even though they were all heavy, he was very happy to have survived so he could spend more time with these people.

And he was really sorry and even remembered to apologize to D-29 and Sid, who almost malfunctioned under stress.

They were buy-one-take-three, and the little system and the guardian mecha were the freebies that would cease to exist without its Host.

”I’m sorry, guys. Maybe we should think of other ways next time,” said the Dungeon owner, who really had a lot to apologize for.

D-29 could only let out small puffs in the prompt as it tried coping with all the errors before recording a giant warning regarding big cats.

Ollie relayed the last scene he saw of the giant cat, and Luca realized they couldn’t stay there for long, not when no one knew just how long the catnip would take effect.

But just as they were about to leave, they were shocked to see Jax carrying Tortie, who was still munching on a lettuce leaf.

”???”

”Are you planning on bringing Tortie?” Asked Kyle, who could only blink at his friend.

”Well, we don’t really have a dog. But that’s just a cat, right?”

”And this is Tortie. So, shouldn’t that be fine?” Said the redhead as he held out the unassuming tortoise.

Obviously, the very busy tortoise wanted no part in this, but the top dog human mentioned something about flowers, and Tortie felt like he could spare a moment.

A few minutes wouldn’t hurt.

What was a cat, right?

It shouldn’t take too much time.

And it really didn’t, for the supposedly fearsome cat was slumped on the ground, slowly rolling left and right.

The catnip was effective.

Well, maybe just a little too effective as the usual ten minutes became about an hour.

And only then did the giant cat realize what had happened.

However, when it started to hiss and growl, one puny tortoise was placed before it.

”???”

An insult?

No.

It was a threat.

For when the giant cat decided to show the small offering who was boss, it was unprecedentedly slapped by a whip-like tentacle.

”!!!”

People held their breaths and unconsciously took a step back as one tortoise disciplined a wayward cat.

And Luca never thought this was how much a Dandelion could buy.

Wow.

What a good investment.

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