Hentai Dragon King

”Now then, lunch break.”

”Eh? Already over?”

”The joute itself continues in the afternoon. Morning is only representative matches.”

At that time the sound of bells could be heard from outside the arena.

The bells announcing noon.

”Ah. Just the entrance parade had already taken almost two hours.”

Even on one army alone 500 people were chatting in front of the king’s tent and noble-lady tents. Even if each person had ten seconds of speaking time, it calculates to over an hour.

About twenty men holding string instruments appeared in the center of the arena and began playing music.

The spectators were going outside or purchasing food from vendors walking the seats.

We had been watching while eating so I thought we didn’t need lunch, but the dog girls and rodent girls flocked around Rafilia-san.

”Fua! Fua!”

Among the rodent girls only Raba did not line up for the meal and was excited.

Perhaps intending to hold a lance, she was moving her hands back and forth at a low position.

I lifted Raba and gave her a shoulder ride.

”A knight after all must ride a mount.”

”Fua! I am Raba of the Capybara Knights, deshu!”

Knight Raba sounds like a pack-carrying mule.

I rocked my body back and forth to entertain Raba.

”Oraah!”

”Fua! Fua!”

Hm?

Rui came over with her brows furrowed.

She seemed to be thinking about something.

”Masaharu-san. There’s something I just can’t understand.”

”What’s wrong?”

”Why is it the Christmas Tournament?”

”Because it’s held at Christmas, right?”

Rui lowered her voice so other people wouldn’t hear.

”Does this world have Christmas?”

”Eh? ...Ah!”

That’s right. It’s strange that this world that walked a different history from Earth has Christmas.

Damn. I was careless just like a web-novel author who doesn’t notice until it’s pointed out in the comments.

I headed toward people who seemed likely to know the answer.

Either Letree-san spinning the stick with a whole roast pig stuck on it, or Esty-san slapping that pork with a bundle of white-birch branches and leaves, one of them should know.

”Letree-san. Esty-san. Do you have a moment?”

”What is it?”

”Why are you slapping the meat?”

”Doing this spreads the meat’s fat over the whole thing, takes away the smell and makes it delicious.”

”I see.”

Is it like stuffing herbs into the anus when roasting pig or bird.

”That aside, what’s the Christmas of the Christmas Tournament?”

”Oh my. You didn’t know?”

”Oh my, Masaharu-san really doesn’t know anything.”

Esty-san and Letree-san were lightly surprised, and their hands roasting meat stopped for an instant.

Is it something people of this country would naturally know?

”Does Raba know?”

”I know, deshu! It’s Chrismash, deshu!”

I see. No information increased.

”Um, to put it simply, a long long time ago saints named Chris and Mash were born.”

”I see... Chris and Mash, Christmas... Apparently that’s how it is, Rui.”

”I see. I thought for sure it was Clito—. Wait, what are you making me say, Masaharu-san!”

”I didn’t say anything.”

Rui is bright red, but what in the world did she imagine. Did she imagine a sex night of toying with the clitoris all night?

If you want that, will you spend a clitoris sex night with me?

At any rate one mystery was solved.

Now then, while I’m at it I’ll ask.

Esty-san who is familiar with the royal capital might know.

”Esty-san. Are soft rod-shaped things sold at the market? Ones that don’t hurt even if you hit with them. Something Raba can play with as a lance.”

”Hmm. A toy for playing knight, right? I can’t think of one immediately. Well, children beat each other for real with sticks, so if you pick up a suitable stick and give it that’s fine, isn’t it?”

Rough!

What a rough sense of values!

As expected of a medieval-Europe-style other world.

You often see the theory that medieval people died young because medical technology and hygiene concepts were undeveloped, but not only that—this kind of rough sense of values probably also has a large influence...

Definitely a considerable number of children died in accidents playing knight stick-fighting.

”I don’t want to let her beat for real with a stick after all, so I’ll go look at the market a bit to see if there’s something good. So, um.”

”Yes. Don’t hold back like that, it was originally Masaharu-san’s anyway.”

Rui received the bundle of branches from Esty-san and began slapping the meat in her place.

Esty-san searched her waist and noticed she had no leather pouch.

”Ah. I left my wallet at the bus carriage. For us it’s hyuun-hyoi, shall we go get it?”

”That’s right. Let’s hyuun.”

Just as we were discussing whether to go to the bus carriage, Capybara-chan came toddling over.

A leather pouch was hanging from her neck. Because she heard our conversation she must have gotten it with some kind of power.

”Thank you. Capybara-chan.”

Stroke, stroke.

”Kyurururu.”

”Then here you go.”

Esty-san took the leather pouch from Capybara-chan’s neck and handed it to me as is.

”No no, I’m scared to hold a large amount of money... Can you make it just allowance? I don’t really understand the currency value either.”

”I see. Then five copper coins.”

”Thank you very much. Alright. Let’s go, Knight Raba. Departure!”

”Let’s go, deshu!”

”Oh. Queen Kemolori is here! Let’s greet her!”

”Fua! My king, Raba from now is departing on a journey to obtain the holy nya lance, deshu!”

”Fua! Amazing! Please do your best! Then I’ll give you this.”

Kemolori is holding a cabbage leaf.

I put my hands through both of Kemolori’s armpits and lifted her onto my head.

”Here you go. Eat it if you get hungry!”

”Fua! A blessed happiness!”

”Good for you. A gift from the king.”

”Fua!”

After setting Kemolori down I left the viewing space.

The viewing subspace can be entered and exited by the user’s will. If you chant ”Capybara” in your heart you can enter, and if you chant ”Rabapika” you can exit. This is because the capybara girls can enter but cannot leave on their own, so I think it’s a pretty good password. The capybara girls cannot say the word Rabapika!

Just as a small child trying to say elevator ends up saying eberator, a capybara girl trying to say Rabapika ends up saying Capybara.

”Rabapika!”

In this way I who received money and Raba went out into the city.

I walked the city while giving Raba a shoulder ride.

The city was overflowing with spectators, knights, attendants, and people doing business with them.

A crowd incomparable to the morning we visited the other day.

It was good it was just the two of us. If there were other children we would have gotten separated.

”Fua!”

Mushamusha.

She seems to have started eating the cabbage right away.

...

Somehow I feel like my hair is being pulled.

She’s just grabbing so she doesn’t fall, right?

Mushamusha.

”Fua!”

Mushamusha.

”What you’re eating is cabbage, right?”

”The cabechi is already finished, deshu!”

Mushamusha.

”H-Hey, I understand getting excited because there are many people, but you’re not actually eating my hair, right? You’re just holding it in your mouth and playing, right? If you really eat it I’ll go bald so stop...”

”...Yes, deshu.”

She stopped with a reluctant feeling.

”If you’re hungry I’ll buy you something so say so.”

”I want cabechi, deshu.”

”You always eat cabbage, so let’s get something you’ve never seen. Look for something that smells delicious.”

”That, deshu! Right, deshu. The opposite, deshu!”

”This is right. The one Raba wanted to go to was left.”

Following Raba’s guidance I went to a stall and bought two of something that looked like bananas but I couldn’t tell if they were vegetables or fruit.

One Raba eats now. The other I’ll take back and give to everyone.

Mushamusha.

I can’t see because she’s on my head, but she’s eating as if it’s delicious.

Occasionally something sticky falls on my head, and Raba mushamushas including my hair.

Now then, while Raba is eating the banana-like thing, let’s look for a sponge stick that seems usable for playing knight.

There aren’t any.

Only food. Clearly only food aimed at tournament spectators.

Hmm. I think if there were knight-play toys for children they would sell, but either that idea doesn’t come out or it’s an era with no demand.

Even so the crowding is amazing.

It was good I was fully naked under the long robe. Because I put the copper coins inside the arm cover there’s no worry of being pickpocketed.

With this many people pickpockets seem likely to appear, but unfortunately I don’t put a wallet at my chest or hang it from a waist string. So even if they try to pickpocket they probably can’t.

Sawasawa.

Yes. Right now someone is trying to pickpocket a wallet from me and put their hand at my waist.

That person never thought the underside of the long robe would be fully naked. The long robe with a white sword drawn on red is that of a Red Iron Order knight, so I must have looked like I had money.

Sawasawa.

There is a reason I am leaving the pickpocket alone.

Because the pickpocket was a beastman little girl.