Hentai Dragon King

”Whoa, it’s huge...”

I thought the space battleship was around 200 meters, but it might actually be over a kilometer long.

There’s no air in space, so my sense of distance is all messed up, and with nothing to compare it to, I can’t really judge the size.

It has a shape like a whale wearing glossy metallic armor. The design looks more like something from an SF movie than a Gundam.

I clung onto the outer hull.

”Where do I even get in?”

There were no doors in sight, so I decided to walk along the surface for a bit.

Even though I was thrown out into space and then ran into a space battleship, my mind is strangely calm. Maybe the skill 『Dragon God’s Protection』 also boosts mental resistance or something like defensive power of the heart?

”...Nothing here. Can’t be helped...”

I might get spotted by aliens, but I guess I’ll sneak in through a hangar where the robots are coming and going.

Actually, maybe getting found by the aliens would be better?

An unknown civilization is pretty scary.

For now, I’ll try to stay hidden and sneak into a place with oxygen. If there’s a cute girl, I’ll make contact.

If they’re creatures with shapes completely different from humans or it’s all men, I’ll run.

”Dye my body in jet-black darkness!”

Alright.

My body should be invisible now thanks to the magic.

Oh.

A massive door up ahead opened. It’s probably the launch hatch for the humanoid weapons. I’ll slip in there.

I stealthily entered the hangar.

It looked like the last one had just launched, because the inside was nice and tidy.

No humans in sight either.

Still, just in case, I moved forward while staying hidden.

I found a door for humans.

That’s a relief. The fact that there’s a human-sized door means the lifeforms using this battleship are human-sized.

That rules out the possibility that the humanoid weapons flying around outside are piloted by giants.

I don’t know how to open it.

The door is flush with the frame, so I can’t even tell if it slides left, right, or what.

As I approached while wondering what to do, the door suddenly vanished.

It didn’t slide up, down, left, or right — it just disappeared.

What kind of mechanism is that?

I didn’t really understand, but when I stepped inside, the door reappeared behind me.

Huh?

There was no airlock or anything. The corridor just continued normally.

Also, unlike in space, I could feel air resistance. Does that mean there’s oxygen here?

Should I try disabling the barrier for just a second?

Okay. There it is. I can breathe! There’s oxygen!

”I’ll hide in a toilet stall or something and rest until my magic power recovers.”

I want to avoid encountering the crew as much as possible.

They’re in the middle of a space war. If they suddenly found out a mysterious alien had infiltrated their ship, it would cause a huge uproar. Not making contact is probably best for both sides.

Time to look for a toilet.

Even if the future-tech surveillance cameras can see through my invisibility magic, I’m completely naked, so they should at least understand I have no hostile intent.

Just to be safe, I’ll hold my dick and act fidgety.

That way, even in the worst case, I can make the excuse that I just wanted to borrow the toilet.

I actually haven’t gone since before I went to sleep, so I do need to pee.

Where’s the toilet?

This way? Nope.

I wandered through the clean, metallic interior of the ship.

It looked like low-budget CG with polygons and textures cut to the minimum — no bumps or color variations.

Is this what space battleships are like? There wasn’t a single sign of people.

Not a speck of dust, and no smells at all.

Despite how big it was, there were no toilets, vending machines, or guide signs anywhere.

Where the hell is the toilet?

Hm?

I hear something coming from up ahead. Crap. I need to hide. Wait, no — I’m still invisible, so I should be fine?

Just in case, I’ll stick to the wall.

Weeeeeen.

What approached while making a small mechanical whirring sound like a conductive onahole was a small mech that looked like an upside-down bucket.

What is that? Maintenance or patrol inside the ship?

The small mech stopped right in front of me.

Pi pi, po, pi po po.

It’s making noises.

It’s super high-tech future tech, yet it’s making sounds like something from really old SF.

I don’t know if it’s infrared, ultraviolet, or what, but this little mech seems to be able to see me.

Can’t be helped. Nothing’s going to start if I stay like this.

Time to make contact with an unknown civilization.

”Popi pe, popo? (Toilet, where?)”

Pi pi, pi-.

”Popi ppo, pope popu (Pee, about to leak)”

Pii-. Popo-.

I grabbed my dick and made a peeing gesture.

”Popi ppo, popi ppo (Pee, pee). Popo pipe, popo pipe, popo? (Toilet, toilet, where?)”

Pi pi? Popo pipe?

”Popo pipe!! (Toilet!)”

Pi-, pi-, pi-.

The small mech lit up its head and started moving. Did my random pipi popo language actually work?

Is the language translation bonus from isekai reincarnation that good?

Po- pi ppe, pi pi pi pi-.

It’s telling me to follow, right?

At this point I might as well go with it. Let’s try.

I followed the small mech and moved through the vast interior of the ship for several minutes.

I passed several similar small mechs, but didn’t encounter a single human. Is this ship fully automated?

”O-Ohhh...”

I arrived in front of a door that felt special.

While the rest of the ship was uniform metallic gray, this one was black with a faint sparkle, like silver sand had been sprinkled on it.

The door vanished without a sound.

It wasn’t changing shape — it felt more like it was breaking down and regenerating at the molecular level. It really felt like something that existed had simply ceased to be.

Pi po po pi pe.

”Papi pa popuu- (Thank you~)”

I don’t know if this is really a toilet, but I said thanks just in case.

The small mech didn’t move, so it probably means I should go in alone.

If it’s a toilet, going in alone is normal, but...

It’s not a prison cell, right?

Even if it is, I can just rest until my magic recovers and then escape.

”Nn?”

What is this place? It looks like a mad scientist’s lab from an anime.

Dozens of mysterious culture capsules were lined up.

Inside them was murky green liquid, with brown poop-like stuff accumulated at the bottom.

What is this? Did the creatures they were cultivating die and rot?

”Oh. There’s one where the liquid isn’t murky.”

Only the capsule in the back had a clear color like melon soda. Bubbles were rising with a pop-pop sound.

”Eh? N-No way...!”

Floating inside was a completely naked little girl.

I was expecting a fully naked beautiful girl, so a fully naked loli was completely unexpected.

Her eyes were closed, and because she was submerged in green liquid, her hair and skin also looked green, giving her a somewhat artificial appearance.

She was a genuine loli, probably kindergarten age or younger. She was curled up on her side like a fetus in the womb, so fortunately her crotch wasn’t fully visible — pedo-safe.

But is she really a little girl? Could be a boy.

I moved to the side of the capsule to check if there were any optional parts between her legs.

Popo popo popo...

Bubbles rising from the bottom hid her crotch, but it didn’t look like there was a dick. I’ll wait for the bubbles to stop just to be sure.

Popo popo popo...

How long are these bubbles going to keep coming?

Oh.

They stopped for a moment.

A gap appeared in the column of bubbles rising from the bottom.

The gap gradually moved upward, and eventually the bubbles hiding her crotch disappeared——.

Flash.

Light suddenly shone from somewhere, concealing her crotch.

That level of concealment... no doubt about it. This is a genuine loli.