Urban All-Round Master

”Darling, how about we go to the Maldives this month to take wedding photos? I heard the photos taken there are beautiful, and... ah! No money? Didn’t you say you’d already saved enough for us to take wedding photos? Your mom’s sick? How did she get sick again? Is it serious... alright, alright, if we really can’t, I’ll pay for us to go to the Maldives to take them...”

Sitting in the back of the taxi, Lin Feng regretted it, really regretted it.

From the moment he got into the taxi, the beautiful taxi driver had been on the phone, and talking on the phone in front of him, a single dog, about love and romance.

Perhaps it was a consolation from God, the beautiful driver looked pretty nice, quite pleasing to the eye; a great figure, snowy skin, slender and graceful. Even though her simple work clothes covered her body, they couldn’t hide that perfect body curve.

But what frustrated Lin Feng the most was that she was lovey-dovey five minutes ago, romantic five minutes after that, and now she was talking about going to the Maldives to take wedding photos.

Already feeling down, he ran into such an exceptional taxi driver, really. His mood right now was like a pile of shit.

As if countless alpacas were stampeding...

Especially with that small wooden box wrapped in burlap next to him, every time he saw the box, he got more irritable. Just half an hour ago, he had a dispute with a cold and haughty woman at the mall and experienced a series of tumultuous misunderstandings...

This time returning to the country, his purpose was to find the owner of the small wooden box and hand it over. Unexpectedly, after half a month, he found nothing...

”Sorry, Xiao Ke, I think we’re not suitable for each other. Let’s break up.” Just as Lin Feng was feeling down, a man’s voice wanting to break up came through the phone call.

Lin Feng was overjoyed at hearing this. Serves you right for flaunting your love, the sooner you die, the better.

”Wha-what! What did you say?” The woman suddenly froze, the car jolted, almost throwing the small wooden box beside Lin Feng outside, just as he was about to swear, unexpectedly, the female driver started crying.

Ugh, forget it.

Originally happy about it, perhaps out of sympathy, Lin Feng held back, though still feeling a bit of pity. Men nowadays can say break up just like that.

”Xiao Ke, I don’t want to deceive myself anymore; really, I don’t love you at all. Today if I don’t clear this up, I’m afraid it will be a long-term harm for everyone.”

”How can this be, how can this be?”

Tears flowed down the beautiful driver’s cheeks, and she got emotionally intense all of a sudden.

”No! You’re lying to me, how can you not love me? Tony, weren’t you the one who loved me the most? Why? Why!?”

”Sorry, I’ve already met someone I like. I hope you live better than me, goodbye... doo doo doo...” The heartless hang-up tone struck her heart fiercely.

At that moment, she felt as if knives were cutting her heart, completely devastated, as if something vital was missing from her life.

The beautiful driver did not speak, becoming completely quiet.

Even Lin Feng sitting in the back was stunned for a few seconds. Wasn’t that man too heartless? Just breaking up like that, at least arrange a breakup dinner, right?

”Miss, actually, if love is gone, there’s still friendship, even if he doesn’t want you, there are plenty of good men in this world. There are millions of men; if not, we can change every day.” Out of humanitarianism, Lin Feng decided to comfort her a little. After all, a heartbroken woman is the most vulnerable.

”Yes. There are millions of men in the world, I might as well change every day. What’s the big deal, with my looks, am I afraid I can’t find a three-legged man?”

The woman sobbed twice, her emotions slightly stabilized. Secretly and stubbornly wiping her tears.

”Exactly, there are so many single men in Huaxia, you can easily catch a good one.” Lin Feng grinned. Thinking, looks like people are really calm facing a breakup nowadays.

”But there are millions of men in the world, no matter how many, I won’t change for just anyone!”

Suddenly! The woman’s emotions reignited, her emotions got out of control, and she slammed the accelerator, the taxi roared and shot out.

”Why do you get to dump me, Tony? Let me tell you, it’s not you dumping me, it’s me dumping you! It’s me dumping you!” The woman frantically stomped on the accelerator, hysterically shouting: ”I work two jobs a day, provide you food and drink, entertain you, and support your old mother. Didn’t expect you to treat me like a fool. Men are really no good! Don’t let me see you again. Scum! Scum! Damned scum!”

Buzz buzz buzz...

The low car roar continued, the speed got higher and higher, even on the crowded road, she sped up to 120 km/h! Running several red lights in a row.

Done for, this woman is probably crazy, irrational, just now I praised that women are calm even after a breakup.

”Damn it!” Lin Feng cursed under his breath, watching the woman’s suicidal driving, he was genuinely afraid.

”I don’t want to live anymore! I don’t want to live anymore!” The woman continued her crazed floor-to-the-pedal, Lin Feng sitting in the back had no way to control the speed in time.

”Hey, miss, life is so beautiful, there’s food, drink, and computers. A three-legged frog is hard to find, but two-legged men are everywhere. You can’t give up a whole forest for a small patch of grass. If he doesn’t know what he’s got, that’s his loss. Besides, you’re so pretty, what kind of man can’t you find? Don’t worry, he will regret it; he will regret it so much he can’t stand it, so much it hurts, even taking painkillers won’t help his digestion.

You can’t please everyone because not everyone is a person. Just be yourself, and everything will be okay.” To be honest, this was Lin Feng’s first time comforting a heartbroken woman.

If it was in the past, really, her death wouldn’t even matter a hair to him.

”Life is precious, love is even more valuable!” The woman screamed loudly, the speed not decreasing, madly rushing down the busy road; eventually taking off on the overpass, crazily increasing speed, fortunately, it was not rush hour or else at such a speed would inevitably cause a major accident.

Damn, you only understand the first two sentences, the latter two sentences weren’t even about love!!!

The taxi bounced once, almost throwing him out.

”Life is like Angry Birds, every time you fail, there are some pigs laughing at you, do you want them to see you like this and laugh?”

Lin Feng did his best to comfort her, to be honest, if it was for Lin Feng to kill, that would still be easy, but comforting a heartbroken woman was more of a struggle than killing someone!

”Right, I can’t let those pigs laugh at me, right. That’s right! I can’t let others take pleasure in my misfortune.”

Lin Feng’s words seemed to have a slight effect, and the woman’s foot on the accelerator began to relax and move slightly.

”Right, that’s it, relax, you must relax. It’s just a breakup, what’s the big deal. Maybe this is the arrangement of fate, hoping you would get to know someone better.”

”Arrangement of fate?” The woman muttered with a blank stare, her empty eyes glanced at Lin Feng.

”Yes, you must believe this is the arrangement of fate.”

”Arrangement of fate? Why did fate arrange this for me!”

The woman became agitated again: ”Of all the couples in the world, why arrange this for me?”

Thinking of this, the woman pressed her right foot heavily on the accelerator again, vroom vroom... the deep roar started again. The speed of the car increased rapidly, faster and faster!

Damn! Is this woman sick? It’s just a breakup, does she need to act like she’s gone crazy?

This is bad, bad, I’m fine, but I’m afraid something might happen to her later, then it’s really not worth it, losing one’s life for a relationship is really not that worthwhile.

”Ugh!!! Tony, you bastard! You bastard! I can live without you, remember this, it’s not you dumping me, it’s me dumping you! I dumped you!”

The woman shouted hysterically at her phone while speeding crazily.

She revved the taxi’s speedometer to one hundred fifty kilometers per hour!

”Crazy woman, your brain must be full of shit!” Lin Feng had no choice, if she kept speeding like this, he was really afraid of some accident happening. Immediately, he nimbly swam to the passenger seat like a fish, grabbed the woman’s soft waist with one hand, and held the steering wheel with the other.

”Get up!”

Lin Feng yelled lightly, forcibly pulling the woman to the passenger seat, then controlling the steering wheel and slowly pressing the brake with his right leg.

”What are you doing!” The woman screamed frantically.

”Slap!” Lin Feng directly gave her a big slap.

”You, you actually hit me?” The woman was stunned, completely not expecting the other party to actually slap her.

”Slap!” Lin Feng gave her another slap, and it was very heavy-handed, immediately leaving a palm print on the woman’s face.

”Damn! If you want to die, get far away and die, don’t fucking drag me into it. I did nothing to provoke anyone but took a taxi and you came to mess around seeking death. Shit!”

Lin Feng was furious.

After the taxi was brought to the side and stopped, he deftly pulled out the keys as well.

”You’re a scumbag, you’re also a scumbag.” The woman cried.

”I’m a scumbag your sister! It’s just a breakup, making it like the end of the world, living like this, many people break up every day, does that mean everyone has to live like you seeking life and death? Doesn’t that mean people die every day?”

”What the hell do you know, you’ve never been in a relationship how could you understand that kind of pain.”

”Heh~ yes, how would I understand that pain.” Lin Feng sneered twice, seemingly unwilling to recall his past experiences, took out cigarettes, lit one, took a deep breath from it, leaned against the car, and exhaled slowly.

”Hey, can I have a cigarette?” The woman looked up at him, her eyes corner glistening with tears.

Her chest was heaving, obviously not yet calm.

”You can have the whole pack.” Lin Feng tossed the whole pack of cigarettes to her.

”Thank you.”

”No need for thanks, take the car key, however you want to live, you decide. I’m in no mood to accompany you anymore.”

He opened the car door and hugged the wooden box in his arms, looked at the watch.

Damn it~ there’s no time left.

”What’s your name?”

After being slapped twice, the woman’s emotions seemed to have calmed slightly.

”Forget the name, just call me a scumbag, if we are destined, I’ll tell you the name later.” Lin Feng didn’t look back, hugging the wooden box and rushing toward the highway below.

”Hey, I’ll return a pack of cigarettes to you.” The woman climbed out of the car and shouted loudly.

”Return your sister, I didn’t even pay you taxi fare. Goodbye! No, never see you again!”

Lin Feng’s figure grew farther away, the voice grew fainter.

(This is a new book, for everyone to savor a bit, and the protagonist in the new book is Lin Zifeng’s son, full of more mysterious thoughts. Why start a new book, to be honest, I thought the CEO couldn’t be released anymore, thus under pressure, and seeing everyone so enthusiastic, so it was started. Of course, saying it’s Lin Zifeng’s son, it can actually be viewed as another new book.)