The Darling of Heaven Owns a Rip-off Shop

”Drink as much as you want, there’s plenty more. But I’m afraid you’ll get drunk,” Tianmiao said with a smile.

”Hahaha, Boss Tian, you really love to joke. The two of us, we won’t get drunk even after a thousand drinks!” Xu Lang patted his chest, ”Not to brag, but when it comes to drinking, we’ve never been afraid of anyone.”

Shen Hanshu said nothing, but from his expression, he clearly agreed with Xu Lang.

Tianmiao, of course, knew Xu Lang wasn’t lying. These two could indeed drink, and they were indeed unyielding to a thousand cups.

However, the wine Tianmiao provided was not something crafted in this world.

Tianmiao didn’t argue with Xu Lang, instead she let the two of them pour her drinks in turns, and drank slowly with them while chatting happily. It had to be said, these two were witty and entertaining, knowledgeable and well-informed. Chatting with them and hearing the amusing stories of the martial world was a pleasure.

Xu Lang and Shen Hanshu were enjoying the conversation because Boss Tian’s insights were always so unique. They drank happily as well, never having tasted wine so fragrant and intense.

Then they got drunk.

The ones who proudly declared they wouldn’t get drunk after a thousand drinks got drunk.

They were drunk without any semblance of dignity.

The two of them fell directly onto the table, teetering side to side, with suspicious fluid dripping from the corners of their mouths, having fallen asleep.

Tianmiao looked at the two asleep on the table and turned to Kong Hou and Dong Xiao, saying, ”I wonder what their admirers in the martial world would think if they saw this scene?”

”Their image would be completely shattered. Hahahaha,” Kong Hou laughed heartily.

”Go make the beds, and toss these two onto them to sleep,” Tianmiao said to Dong Xiao.

Dong Xiao went to make the beds, while Kong Hou went up, tucked these two renowned figures of the martial world under her arms, one under each, and placed them in the bed.

By the time Xu Lang and Shen Hanshu woke up, it was already the next morning.

When the two woke up, they found themselves in a large bed, both with throbbing headaches. Then they looked at each other, hardly believing they had gotten drunk for an entire night and slept like dead pigs. If an enemy had stabbed them a few times at night, they probably wouldn’t have even known.

”Speaking of which, it seems we haven’t paid yet.” Xu Lang got up and found the room already prepared with washcloths and warm water. ”Boss Tian is really nice; we’re even on credit here. With such hospitality, I’m definitely going to be friends with him.”

”Quit babbling, wash up first and then go greet Boss Tian,” Shen Hanshu quickly got up as well, sniffed the smell of alcohol on himself, and frowned.

”Ah, hahahaha, Hanshu, look at your wrinkled clothes and the stink of booze all over you. If the girls who fancy you saw this, they’d probably change their minds,” Xu Lang laughed.

Shen Hanshu ignored him, quickly washed up, and walked out of the room, then saw Dong Xiao chopping wood in the backyard.

”The boss said when you wake up, go to the front for breakfast,” Dong Xiao said, then continued chopping wood.

Shen Hanshu looked at the chopped wood with astonishment in his eyes.

The wood chopped by Dong Xiao was of even size and had smooth cuts. Even he might not achieve this.

This Dong Xiao, the boss’s driver, was he also an expert?

”What are you looking at?” Xu Lang, having finished washing, came out and elbowed the daydreaming Shen Hanshu.

”Oh, nothing, Boss Tian said to go to the front for breakfast,” Shen Hanshu stepped forward, thinking to himself that this was truly a magical tavern.

If he knew that it was the inn’s maid who had carried these two big men to bed last night, he might find it even more magical.