The Darling of Heaven Owns a Rip-off Shop

Chapter 702: Chapter 39: The Strongest Demon Exorcist

”I don’t believe you at all. Never mind, let’s not talk about that for now. Let me introduce you to some new friends from the office next door. This is our boss, Tianmiao, and these are the employees, Lin Duoduo, Tuoba Wu, and Mo Bai Ning. Everyone, this is my troublesome little brother, Li Bielang.”

”Hello everyone, sorry for the trouble I caused just now, I’m really sorry.” After greeting them, the chubby Li Bielang apologized awkwardly.

”It’s okay. It just so happens we can all have dinner together.” Tianmiao smiled, indicating there was no need to mind.

Lin Duoduo and the others also nodded and greeted them. As for why the siblings have different surnames, no one bothered to ask.

”Go add some firewood, and honestly tell me, what happened this time?” Leng Yanhua said grumpily, knowing her brother’s personality all too well. He always needed a good smack. His name, Bielang, is meant to remind him not to mess around, and yet he often screws up to an extreme, always getting chased. Fortunately, he’s quite agile and fast, managing to escape danger every time.

”Sis, you have to believe me. This time, I really wasn’t asking for it. That guy saw me and, without a word, came to chop me, saying he finally found me. What’s with these garbage exam questions, wanting to twist my head like a magic cube?” The chubby Li Bielang, feeling wronged, spoke softly.

”Hang on! Magic cube? Is it the magic cube I’m thinking of?” Tuoba Wu looked at Li Bielang, ”This Demon Exorcist exam, the magic cube exam question, was set by you?”

”Yeah.” Li Bielang nodded honestly.

”Draw your sword!” Tuoba Wu pointed at the chubby guy and said coldly.

”Bro, calm down, calm down.” Li Bielang quickly hid behind his sister, poking out his round head, ”Not all the questions in that pool were set by me. Some were from other examiners, too.”

”Then tell me, how many did you write, and how many did the others write?” Tuoba Wu asked through clenched teeth.

”I thought of the magic cube question in general, but in the question pool, I only came up with ninety-nine percent of them.” Li Bielang said weakly.

Only? Thought up ninety-nine percent?

Is that how you’re using the word ”only” here? I haven’t read much, don’t fool me!

”Stop talking, draw your sword.” Tuoba Wu manifested a giant sword in his hand, emitting a faint blue light, full of murderous intent.

”Alright, enough fooling around.” Tianmiao laughed and waved at Tuoba Wu, ”Don’t get mad; it’s all over now. Come, have some candy. I brought a few boxes of limited edition candy from R’s.”

”Coming, coming, is it the one that only had fifty boxes released worldwide last time?” The giant sword in Tuoba Wu’s hand disappeared, and he happily sat beside Tianmiao, his eyes sparkling as he watched Tianmiao’s hands, waiting for the candy.

Li Bielang quietly breathed a sigh of relief and sat down next to Leng Yanhua.

”Sis, it’s really not my fault.” Li Bielang said in a small voice.

”...” Leng Yanhua was silent for a moment before saying gently, ”You’re the type of person who, when faced with weird exam questions yourself, just beat up the examiners who set them. Now that you’ve set even weirder questions, and people want to come after you, isn’t that just karma — you deserve it.”

Li Bielang cried out, ”Back then, I just gave them a beating. But haven’t you noticed that Han Pei really wants my life? What kind of sin have I committed?”

”Shut up, stop crying, go put the goose on the rack, and start turning.” Leng Yanhua glared at Li Bielang.

Li Bielang sheepishly agreed and got up to get to work.

”Thank you, Tianmiao.” Leng Yanhua awkwardly thanked Tianmiao.

Tianmiao shook her head to indicate it was nothing and smiled, watching the siblings. She certainly knew that the identities of this brother and sister pair were not simple.