After Rebirth, I Became My Ex's Aunt-in-Law

The tropical heat hit them the moment the helicopter doors slid open. It wasn’t a vacation breeze; it was a wall of humidity that smelled of salt, rot, and bad decisions. The air was thick enough to chew, sticking to their skin like a second, uncomfortable layer of sweat instantly.

”Cut!” Bella shrieked, clutching her wide-brimmed straw hat as the rotor wash whipped her hair into a frenzy. ”My hair! The humidity is going to make it frizz! Can we get a fan?”

The cameraman, a rugged guy hanging out the side of the chopper, didn’t stop filming. ”We’re live in 3... 2...”

Aria stepped out onto the white sand of the drop zone. She adjusted her tactical backpack, her boots sinking slightly into the grit. She looked like she was ready to invade a small country.

Bella, in contrast, was wearing a white sundress and strappy sandals. She looked like she was ready for a brunch that was never going to happen.

”This is Survival Star,” Aria said, shouting over the fading engine noise as the chopper lifted off. ”Not a shampoo commercial, Bella. If you wanted air conditioning, you should have stayed in the city.”

”I’m here to show my resilience!” Bella announced to the camera, striking a pose that highlighted her collarbones. ”The audience needs to see that I can overcome adversity!”

”The only thing you’re going to overcome is heatstroke,” a cheerful voice chimed in.

Leo, the young actor playing the Prince, hopped onto the sand. He was wearing a t-shirt with his own face on it and looked delighted.

”Sister Aria!” Leo bounded over to her like an excited golden retriever. ”We’re on a team, right? I brought snacks! Well, I tried to, but they confiscated my gummy bears at the tarmac.”

”We’re competitors, Leo,” Aria reminded him gently, checking her compass watch. ”But if you see a snake, you can stand behind me.”

”Deal!”

Lucas was the last to stagger into the clearing. He was still green from the flight, trying hard to look masculine in designer khaki shorts while swatting at invisible bugs. He glared at Aria, then at Leo standing close to her.

”Let’s just get this over with,” Lucas muttered. ”Where are the glamping tents? I need to lie down before I throw up again.”

A static crackle echoed over the beach. A massive LED screen had been erected near the treeline, looking wildly incongruous against the savage jungle backdrop. Flanking the screen were high-definition cameras and boom microphones, indicating a live, two-way feed.

The screen flickered to life.

It wasn’t the usual reality show host with whitened teeth and a fake tan.

It was Damien Sinclair.

He was sitting in what looked like an air-conditioned command center, wearing a black linen shirt and sunglasses. He looked cool, expensive, and utterly bored. Behind him, Ken could be seen arranging a tray of iced beverages.

”Welcome to Hell,” Damien’s voice boomed over the speakers, causing a flock of birds to scatter from the trees.

The cast stopped.

”Uncle,” Lucas groaned, looking at the screen with envy. ”You’re drinking iced coffee? Seriously? While I’m standing in sand fleas?”

Damien didn’t even look at him. He simply took a long, slow sip of his drink, the condensation dripping down the glass, letting the silence stretch until Lucas flushed red.

He took off his sunglasses, his golden eyes piercing through the screen, locking onto Aria for a split second before panning to the others.

”The rules have changed,” Damien announced, his voice crisp and devoid of sympathy. ”No scripts. No retakes. No manager interference. And absolutely no ’glamping’.”

Damien leaned forward.

”This island has resources. Food, water, shelter. But you have to find them. The last person standing wins a donation of ten million dollars to the charity of their choice. The losers... well, they get a boat ride home in shame.”

He looked directly at Bella on his monitor, who was trying to clean sand off her legs.

”And just so we’re clear: Crying does not earn points in my game. Survival does.”

Bella paled. She looked at the dense, dark jungle behind the beach. She looked at her sandals.

”But... where do we sleep?” she whispered, glancing at the camera lens nearby.

”Wherever you don’t get eaten,” Damien replied cheerfully. ”Challenge One starts now. There is a supply crate located three miles inland at the summit of the Jaguar Ridge. It contains tents, fire starters, and fresh water. There are four of you. There are only three tents.”

He checked his watch.

”Sunset is in two hours. I suggest you start running.”

The screen went black.

For a second, no one moved. The silence of the jungle pressed in, heavy and threatening.

Then Aria adjusted her pack straps.

”Well,” she said, checking the position of the sun. ”I hope you like sleeping in the dirt, Bella.”

She took off running toward the treeline, her boots digging into the sand. She didn’t jog; she sprinted, her movements efficient and practiced.

”Sister, wait for me!” Leo screamed, sprinting after her, his shark backpack bouncing.

Lucas looked at the jungle wall, then at Bella, who was already sobbing about her shoes.

”Come on,” Lucas grabbed Bella’s hand, panic setting in. ”We have to move.”

”I can’t!” Bella wailed, digging her heels in. ”It’s hot! And there are bugs!”

”Damien is watching,” Lucas hissed, pointing at the blinking red light on the camera tower next to the screen. ”Do you want him to see you fail in the first five minutes? Run!”

The Command Center

Damien sat in the high-tech trailer, watching the bank of monitors. The air conditioning was humming, and the glass of iced water sat condensing on the console.

Ken stood behind him, looking at the feed.

”Sir,” Ken asked tentatively. ”Is it... strictly fair to make them run three miles in this heat? Miss Bella is wearing strappy sandals. She might actually break an ankle.”

”She chose the shoes,” Damien said, not taking his eyes off the monitor labeled CAM 4.

On the screen, Aria was cutting through the undergrowth with a machete she had apparently found. The jungle was thick, a chaotic tangle of vines and thorns, but she didn’t slow down. She moved with a lethal grace, vaulting over fallen logs and navigating the unforgiving terrain as if she had been born in the wild.

”Look at her,” Damien murmured, a dark pride coloring his tone. ”She’s not running for the tent, Ken. She’s running for the high ground.”

”Is that... strategy?”

”It’s dominance,” Damien said, taking a sip of his water.

He leaned back, watching his wife conquer nature while his nephew tripped over a root on CAM 2.

”This is going to be the highest-rated season in history.”