Taming the Wild Beast of Alamina

Chapter 237: Chapter 237: Bright and Charming

By the time Dean remembered that birthdays in the imperial palace were not private emotional ambushes wrapped in velvet and brushed metal, it was too late.

They had already made their entrance.

The doors had opened to the grand eastern hall in a spill of light, music, and every noble eye in Alamina turning at once. Arion had stepped in beside him with the quiet, effortless weight of a man born to be looked at, his formal black coat cut with silver embroidery and imperial blue lining, his hair swept back, his expression composed.

For approximately three seconds.

Then the light had caught on the new ring on his hand.

Dean had watched, in real time, as the future emperor of Alamina lost a deeply respectable portion of his dignity.

Not openly, of course.

Arion was still Arion. He still accepted the bow of the court with diligence. He still walked with his hand at Dean’s lower back, not possessive enough to be vulgar but present enough to start sixteen separate wars between people who enjoyed interpreting public gestures. He still stood through the formal birthday address without interrupting, which Dean considered a victory for the nation.

Arion’s grin was a diplomatic incident.

It sat there on his face, bright, warm, and completely unashamed, softening all of his dangerous angles to the point where even the older ministers appeared slightly unsettled, as if the imperial weather had changed without informing the council.

By the time the speech ended and the first wave of nobles moved forward with congratulations, Dean had already been congratulated twice on Arion’s behalf, once on his own survival and once - very carefully - on looking ’most radiant tonight,’ which was court language for everyone had noticed Arion looked as if Dean had personally hung the moon over the palace.

Dean wanted to bite someone.

Unfortunately, he was currently speaking to the ambassador from Draxil, a dignified woman in silver-green formalwear whose expression suggested she missed absolutely nothing and had decided, out of professional kindness, not to weaponize all of it at once.

”His Imperial Highness seems in excellent spirits,” Ambassador Veyra said.

Dean’s smile did not move. ”It is his birthday.”

”Of course.”

There was a pause.

A very diplomatic pause.

Dean could feel Arion across the room. That was absurd, because Arion was surrounded by half the northern delegation, two high ministers, three military officers, and a duke who had been trying to secure a private meeting since the engagement announcement. Still, Dean felt him. Not only because Arion kept glancing at him like Dean was the only intelligent conclusion in the room, but also because the ring kept catching the light whenever Arion accepted another handshake.

Dean had not anticipated how visible it would be.

That was a lie.

He had anticipated it.

He had simply failed to anticipate that Arion would look at it every twelve seconds as if checking it had not dissolved into a dream.

Ambassador Veyra’s eyes flicked briefly in that direction.

Dean resisted the urge to step on the hem of his own dignity and drag it back into place.

”I will convey Draxil’s formal wishes again in writing tomorrow,” she said, merciful at last. ”For tonight, please accept our congratulations in a less official capacity. His Highness is fortunate.”

Dean inclined his head. ”That is generous of you, Ambassador.”

Her smile sharpened just slightly. ”I’m just observant, Your Highness.”

Before Dean could decide whether that required an answer or a retreat, she bowed and moved away, leaving him with one untouched glass of sparkling citrus wine, three approaching elderly countesses, and the dawning horror that he had no immediate excuse to flee.

Then a voice beside him said, amused, ”What did you do to him?”

Dean went very still.

The voice beside him was smooth, amused, and absolutely not a countess.

Dean went very still.

Empress Minerva of Alamina stood beside him in deep sapphire silk, diamonds at her throat, her posture severe enough to make half the hall straighten without understanding why. To the court, she looked like the kind of woman who could freeze a budget, a rebellion, and a bloodline with the same polite sentence.

To Dean, unfortunately, she looked entertained.

Very entertained.

Dean bowed at once. ”Your Majesty.”

”Oh, don’t start that with me tonight,” Minerva said, waving one elegant hand, her matching sapphire bracelet gleaming in the light. ”I have already endured three ambassadors, two military men, and one duke who thought calling Arion ’the light of imperial continuity’ was an acceptable birthday wish. I came here for something pleasant.”

Dean straightened carefully. ”I’m not certain I qualify.”

”You qualify by proximity. Also, you look guilty.”

”I do not.”

”You do.” Her eyes moved across the hall. ”And he looks...”

She paused.

Dean followed her gaze despite himself.

Arion stood among a circle of nobles, accepting congratulations with his usual imperial competence and none of his usual emotional restraint. He was smiling. Not politely. Not as a prince tolerated public affection. He was smiling like a man who had been privately handed the sun and was now making that everyone else’s problem.

Minerva’s mouth twitched.

”...bright,” she said. ”Charming, even. It’s unsettling.”

Dean’s ears warmed. ”It is his birthday.”

”Dean.” Minerva looked at him with devastating patience. ”I have known Arion since he was a boy who considered birthday parties a legal inconvenience. His birthday has never made him look like that.”

Dean tightened his fingers around his glass.

Minerva leaned slightly closer, lowering her voice. ”So. What did you do?”

”I gave him a gift.”

”Yes, clearly. Unless he discovered religion between the entrance and the first toast.”

Dean nearly choked.

Minerva looked pleased with herself, then leaned in conspiratorially, lowering her voice with the kind of imperial discretion that could have hidden treason.

”Are you pregnant?”

Dean stopped breathing.

For one full second, there was no court, no music, no birthday celebration, no future emperor smiling across the hall like a man with far too many feelings and far too little shame.

There was only Empress Minerva of Alamina, looking at him with bright, merciless amusement, and Dean’s soul attempting to evacuate his body through his ears.

”What is wrong with this family?!” Dean hissed. ”No!”