Prodigal System in the Flourishing City

Chapter 1565: Chapter 1567: All Trash

Eating and drinking without restraint!

Everyone knows this phrase, but I bet no one has truly seen what this idiom represents!

And now, in front of Lu Xiaobu, this scene is playing out!

The old man picked up a plate of stir-fried crane wings and then crunched them into his mouth, even smashing the plate!

This scene left Lu Xiaobu stunned!

What the hell?!

I never said this was a plate sandwich!

Are you treating the plate as bread?!

The old man looked at Lu Xiaobu’s dumbfounded expression, with a hint of pride in his eyes!

Hahaha, shocked, aren’t you!

Trying to snatch food from me?

This is his special food-snatching technique!

It was honed back during the time of famine!

When others are in shock, speed up and snatch the food!

A plate? It’s nothing!

His Foundation Establishment body simply doesn’t care about that, at most it might cause a blockage in the toilet tomorrow.

Of course, back during the famine, there was indeed a lot of blood in the mouth.

But even then, it didn’t matter, as long as you were full!

It’s just that it’s been a long time since he had a chance to use this trick, and today, it was clearly time for this trick to make a comeback in the Jianghu!

The effect was quite significant too.

The old man had eaten three plates, while Lu Xiaobu was still on the initial three bites!

If it weren’t for Lu Xiaobu reacting quickly and grabbing a crane leg, today, even the plate would’ve been eaten by the old man!

After eating and drinking to satisfaction, the two of them leaned against the ground.

”So how was it?” Lu Xiaobu asked while taking out a cigarette.

”Delicious!” The old man wasn’t pretentious: ”From tomorrow on, I’ll follow you, not much to ask, just let me have such a meal once a week, and I’ll listen to you!”

He was open-minded, wondering who’s not just getting by, anyway, he’s an Alchemist, and even if he encounters an enemy, as long as it’s not an absolute Demon, they’ll ensure his life is safe.

”Alright.” Lu Xiaobu shrugged and lit a cigarette: ”You prepare the materials.”

”No problem at all!” The old man said boisterously. Why did he become an Alchemist?

The fundamental reason at the time was because this profession gave him more access to ingredients!

You say an elixir needs some ingredient, do they know you’re making alchemy or just eating it?

What does it matter even if they know!

Then he sniffed and looked at Lu Xiaobu: ”What’s that little stick? Give me one to try!”

”Here.” Lu Xiaobu wasn’t stingy, pulling one out and handing it to the old man.

The old man imitated, lit it, and took a deep inhale.

”Hmm! This is interesting!” The old man’s eyebrows perked up.

He didn’t cough, of course, someone who can ingest plates without any reaction isn’t going to cough from a cigarette!

”Boom! Boom!”

At this moment, rumbles echoed in, sounding like a large troop advancing.

”What the...?” Lu Xiaobu was taken aback. Who’s marching at such a time of night?

”Oh, I forgot! I called the teachers over!” The old man smacked his forehead and said.

”Why did you call them?”

”To beat you up! But that was before eating!”

”And now?”

”Well, it works out, I can let them know I’m with you now!”

”Alright.”

”I’m going to relieve myself.” The old man stood up and walked deeper in.

Looks like eating the plate isn’t so simple.

Lu Xiaobu leaned against a tree, smoking alone.

”Rustle!”

The teachers all arrived at the scene at this moment.

They glanced around, seeing Lu Xiaobu standing there, the blood on the ground, and the shattered plates!

Instantly, they concocted a mental image of what happened!

Lu Xiaobu rushed over, beating up the Alchemist who was cooking, then tied him up, torturing him!

”Lu Xiaobu! You are utterly reckless!”

The head’s fury exploded, shouting: ”Your previous antics were bad enough, but now, do you understand what you’ve done?!”

”That’s our school’s only Alchemist! How dare you attack him!? I seriously suspect you’re an undercover agent sent by someone else, aiming to destroy our Nanshan Academy!” Ling Qing followed up, slapping a big accusation!

”Exactly! That’s got to be it! Arrest him, and torture him severely!”

”Where’s the Alchemist? Let him go immediately!”

”Let me tell you, Lu Xiaobu, if the Alchemist gets upset and refuses to practice alchemy, even ten lives of yours couldn’t make up for it!”

”Why waste time talking to him?! Capture him now!”

”A menace like him absolutely cannot remain in this world!”

Even Bao Wu sighed: ”Lu Xiaobu, release him first, and then we’ll talk!”

”...”

”Silence!”

Lu Xiaobu’s eyes turned cold, scanning around.

He couldn’t be bothered to explain. Anyway, the old man just went to the toilet, he can talk when he comes back.

His cold eyes swept over them, the teachers on site couldn’t help but cover their cheeks at once.

They had a reflex!

”Trash.” Lu Xiaobu sneered with disdain.

”Who are you calling?!” The Head was instantly enraged.

He was different from the others; he wasn’t afraid of Lu Xiaobu, he was only here today because Bao Wu threatened him.

”Sorry, I didn’t mean anyone specific. I’m saying, everyone here is trash!” Lu Xiaobu sneered with no concealment.

He wasn’t saying it to sound impressive, but as a fact.

He could see Nanshan Academy which sounded all elite and top-notch, was actually just a gathering place for incompetents!

From teachers to students, one is more trash than the other!

No one dares to fight, no one dares to strive!

Of course, he could understand, after all, inside Nanshan Academy, there’s a mixture of different factions, small circles among cities, unwilling to fight for others.

But that doesn’t hide their essential incompetence!

He, as the boss of ten thousand employees, was completely qualified to say such things!

”What did you say?!”

The teachers were enraged by such provocations!

Trash?!

They’re all trash?!

They are teachers, it’s insubordination!

”Is it not? If you like it so much, I’ll say it again, everyone here is trash!” Lu Xiaobu sneered coldly.

The teachers were even more furious!

”Arrest him! Capture him right now!”

”We can’t let him keep being arrogant!”

”This person is definitely a spy!”

”Absolutely, a spy!”

”Capture him and give him the harshest punishment!”

”...”

Listening to all this.

Lu Xiaobu tossed his cigarette butt, stepped forward, and looked around with disdain: ”Since you won’t admit it, fine, let’s do one-on-one! If any of you beat me, I’ll admit I was wrong! Do you dare?”

The blatant mocking gaze of Lu Xiaobu instantly enraged everyone here, veins popping in fury.

They truly wished they could rush up and tear Lu Xiaobu apart!

But that was just wishful thinking!

Not a single one of them took a step forward!

Hence!

Just like that!

One person, suppressing them all!