Rebirth before Apocalypse: My Whole Family are Bigshots!

Chapter 131: Chapter 131: Absolutely Impossible Series

”Absolutely impossible! If a zombie sees us, won’t it rush over to eat us immediately? Once they open their mouths, they would be exposed. How could they not be discovered?”

Bai Anhai shook his head confidently.

Zombies are bloodthirsty monsters. Even if they have human thoughts, their hearts definitely yearn for flesh and blood.

How can they resist the bloodthirsty impulse within?

”How is it impossible!” Bai Yifan was slightly unconvinced. ”What if among the people we’ve met, there was a zombie, and we just thought they looked human and didn’t notice, or didn’t think in that direction at all!”

Bai Yifan had read too many novels and had a wildly imaginative mind.

He easily accepted new things, with a more active and open mind.

”I say it’s impossible because it’s impossible. How can there be zombies that talk and chat with us like normal people? We’re not fools; how could we not notice!”

Bai Anhai still couldn’t accept Bai Yifan’s imaginative thinking.

”What if!” Bai Yifan raised an eyebrow, ”We’ve met so many people on the road. What if one of them was a zombie, and we didn’t realize it!”

”Absolutely impossible. There might be zombies that look like humans, but there’s no way they can talk with us without being detected.” Bai Anhai still didn’t believe it.

The world is beautiful.

Zombies are stupid.

As a top lawyer, Bai Anhai learned to embrace materialism as a core value.

It was already hard enough for him to accept the existence of zombies.

To make him believe there are zombies with human intelligence and appearance would be even harder.

And to make him accept that he might have met a High Rank Zombie before is absolutely impossible!

He clung tightly to his laws and regulations, refusing to let go.

This was his final stubbornness as a top lawyer.

”I think Anhai is right. How could such a powerful zombie leader talk with us and not be discovered? Such a zombie leader must be extremely rare; it couldn’t be such a coincidence for our whole family to encounter one.”

People’s teacher Bai Zhengxuan calmly analyzed.

He believed there could be zombie leaders that look like humans in the world, but he didn’t believe that a zombie leader could be right beside him.

He could believe in the unscientific existence of zombies, but he didn’t believe that he couldn’t tell the difference between a zombie and a human at all.

”Dad, Grandpa, I am talking about possibilities. Maybe we really did encounter a zombie leader, it’s just that the zombie leader looks like a human, behaves like a human, and we just didn’t realize it.” Bai Yifan said, ”Zombie leaders have human intelligence and memory, maybe the zombie leader even considers us friends!”

”Tch, I don’t believe it!”

Top lawyer Bai Anhai snorted softly.

”I don’t believe it either.”

People’s teacher Bai Zhengxuan waved his hand dismissively.

Seeing his dad and grandpa’s looks of disbelief, Bai Yifan got excited again.

”What if! What if one of the people we met before is such a zombie leader!” Bai Yifan still felt indignant.

”No what if!”

Bai Anhai and Bai Zhengxuan rolled their eyes at the same time.

They’re not stupid. Even if a zombie leader looks like a human, there must be other abnormalities.

If a zombie leader stood in front of them, even with one eye closed, they could tell!

A zombie leader being with them is simply impossible!

”How is it impossible? We’ve met so many people on the road, like the Fan couple, Uncle Wang, Uncle Liu, and my sister’s classmate Zhang Yiming...” Bai Yifan pursed his lips, ”There has to be at least one zombie leader among them!”

”Haha, impossible!” Bai Anhai raised an eyebrow, ”If one of them is a zombie leader, I’ll be your dad, and you be my son!”

”Absolutely impossible, if they are zombie leaders, I’ll be your grandson, and you be my grandfather!”

Bai Zhengxuan rolled his eyes and slapped his thigh.

Bai Yifan: ...

What’s with all the enthusiasm!

He was just saying it casually.

It was just a guess, not necessarily true.

Leng Yebai silently glanced at Bai Yifan, then at Bai Anhai and Bai Zhengxuan.

Once, there was a chance for Bai Yifan to increase his seniority, right in front of him.

Bai Yifan didn’t notice.

And no one else noticed either.

Leng Yebai rubbed his fingers slightly, knowing this secret himself, he found it hard!

When he realized Zhang Yiming was a zombie leader, he didn’t find it difficult to keep the secret at all.

Now, he really wanted to know Bai Family’s reaction when they found out the truth, especially Bai Anhai and Bai Zhengxuan’s expressions.

But... intuition told Leng Yebai that it was better to remain silent at this moment.

Bai Family’s family status was still quite clear.

Without the presence of the ethereal fairies, Bai Zhengxuan was first, Bai Anhai was second.

This was not the time to embarrass them.

Leng Yebai was quite good at understanding the situation.

”Listening to your nonsense is exhausting! Get up and cook! I want braised pork!”

Bai Anhai yawned, took out the unfinished crystal core from his pocket, and began to absorb it again.

A man should be diligent in this way, only then can he protect his family.

...Although despite his relentless absorption of crystal cores, he still couldn’t beat a single one of his ethereal fairies.

It’s good to have dreams.

”Your imagination is not rich enough. What if what I said is true!” Bai Yifan muttered, ”Actually, I think zombie leaders are pretty cool! At least they’re not afraid of being bitten by zombies, they can control lots and lots of zombies, and maybe even become immortal!”

”I think you’re the zombie!” Bai Zhengxuan rolled his eyes.

This kid is hopeless, always caught in his fantasies with so many random thoughts in his head.

Luckily, it’s the end of the world; otherwise, a kid like Bai Yifan would definitely join the Beggars’ Sect or some shady organization when he steps into society.

”Grandpa, you’re still a teacher! Your imagination isn’t rich at all!” Bai Yifan shook his head slightly, peeking his head out from the kitchen, ”Imagine if the gentle Brother Zhang Yiming were a zombie leader!”

”You’re a big-headed ghost!”

Bai Zhengxuan rolled his eyes again.

That kid is obviously a top student. How could a top student be a zombie!

If a top student is a zombie, he might as well eat the bus!

Crack.

Leng Yebai broke off a corner of the table placed in the living room.

Everyone looked at Leng Yebai in unison, who was holding a piece of wood with his slender fingers, which had been broken off from the table.

This table was made of pear wood, costing Bai Anhai a year of probation.

Leng Yebai awkwardly placed the broken table corner aside and turned his head to look elsewhere.

If Zhang Yiming were sitting here, he would be embarrassed enough to eat the table!

Bai Anhai glanced at the table missing a corner and said seriously, ”Do you know how many people I had to ask to buy this table?”

”A week of housework for you.” Leng Yebai calmly dusted off the wood chips in his hand.

”It’s top-quality pear wood, from selecting the wood to crafting it; every step took enormous effort.” Bai Anhai remained serious.

”A month.” Leng Yebai said.

”Sigh, such a pity, there’s no more identical pear wood table in this world.” Bai Anhai sighed lightly.

”Half a year.” Leng Yebai said coldly, ”If not, forget it.”

Might as well give me a beating.

”Deal!”

Bai Anhai quickly nodded and continued to absorb the crystal core.

Unconcerned with the world, focused solely on enhancing superpowers.