Time Travel: The Best Doctor in Ancient Times

Chapter 1227: Chapter 893: The Great Meat Bun Renaming Saga

”Just now!” Gu Changsheng replied without hesitation upon hearing.

”Uh... but why Immortal? The little girls next door are named Qiu Yue and Chun Hua, aren’t they, mom, you are a girl, right?” Little Meat Bun immediately suggested upon hearing.

He’s young, although he doesn’t know what death means, he’s heard many people taboo about it, and always feels that death is definitely not a good thing!

He doesn’t want his mother’s name to have the word death in it!

Upon hearing this, Gu Changsheng was immediately embarrassed by her own son.

Qiu Yue? Chun Hua?

Oh my God!

If she really had to take a name like that for herself, she’d crash into the wall right here!

But in comparison, Qiu Yue and Chun Hua still sound much better than those Gou Dan and Gou Sheng!

Gu Changsheng gratefully glanced at her carefree old dad, thinking to herself, luckily her dad gave her such a grand name!

Otherwise, she’d really have no face to confront the elders of Jiangdong!

”Because your grandpa named me Changsheng, long life of a hundred years, eternal life and immortality are both Changsheng, so when that annoying person asked me, I just casually said it, don’t take it seriously.” Looking at her son’s puzzled big eyes, Gu Changsheng thought for a moment and still decided to explain.

”Oh...” Little Meat Bun immediately understood upon hearing, and then his big eyes turned a few times, biting his little finger, as if he made some decision, firmly said, ”Then I also want to change my name! I don’t want to be called Meat Bun anymore!”

”Uh...” Gu Changsheng was stunned when she heard this.

Even Gu Taitian couldn’t help but turn his head to look at his grandson.

Gu Changsheng was sweating inside!

Has this son been raised for so long, and now he’s starting to learn to rebel?

To be honest, the name Little Meat Bun was something she just came up with casually because when she first saw her son, he was such a small little ball, soft and cute, like a little meat bun!

If she didn’t call him Meat Bun, Gu Changsheng would feel a bit guilty!

Now, her son has grown up a lot since then, and his brain is also much more agile, is this to say that he’s dissatisfied with the name?

Is he going to raise the flag of protest?

Gu Changsheng looked up and exchanged a glance with her old dad. She believed herself to be a rather open-minded mother, so since her son has brought it up, she has to express her opinion, to show her support of her son’s independent thinking and daring to raise opinions!

Therefore, Gu Changsheng immediately nodded to her son and said, ”Alright, you’ve grown up, if you think the nickname Little Meat Bun isn’t impressive enough then...”

”It’s really not impressive enough!” Little Meat Bun nodded vigorously upon hearing his mother’s words, saying this with certainty.

Suddenly interrupted, Gu Changsheng blinked, looked at her son in confusion, and stammered, ”Then what kind of name do you think sounds impressive?”

”Sea Cucumber Bun!” Little Meat Bun said proudly and concisely.

”Pfft!”

”Pfft!”

”...”

This time, it wasn’t just Gu Changsheng, everyone else present was taken aback.

Even the usually unmoved Little Monk Bu Jie, sitting in a corner of the carriage holding a wooden fish, looked at Little Meat Bun with a bit of surprise on his kindly face.

Gu Taitian, on his handsome, weathered face, revealed a semblance of helplessness!

After spraying, Gu Changsheng buried her head on the carriage, then got up and looked at her son, who was completely oblivious of the shocking thing he said, and after a while managed to speak, ”Well, son, can I ask why?”

Oh dear!

Sea Cucumber Bun?

Oh my God!

Sea Cucumber Bun is still a bun! It’s just that the filling is different, totally the same formula with a little twist, alright?

Does Sea Cucumber Bun really sound more impressive than Little Meat Bun?

Once in the mouth, isn’t it still chewed to pieces, any impressiveness must be displayed in the stomach, the key is, Sea Cucumber Bun’s impressiveness is like a ball!

”Mom, you don’t even know this? Let me tell you! That day, Aunt Xiao Leizi was making meat buns in the palace, I went looking for food, she gave me a Little Meat Bun, I wanted to eat it, Aunt Xiao Leizi took it back and gave me a different meat bun. She said, this is Little Meat Bun, two wen money each, this is Sea Cucumber Bun, it’s twenty taels of silver each!”

Little Meat Bun talked while gesturing with his two little hands.

”I went back and did the math, a Sea Cucumber Bun can buy a hundred Little Meat Buns! A hundred! Mom! Sea Cucumber Bun is the most valuable bun among buns! In comparison, Little Meat Buns are too cheap! Too unimpressive! I don’t want to be Little Meat Bun anymore! I want to be Sea Cucumber Bun!”

Little Meat Bun finished speaking and even nodded seriously, with a little face full of solemnity, making one feel helplessly amused!

Of course, Gu Changsheng was at a loss for words!

Damn, who’s to blame here?

Wasn’t her Xiao Leizi supposed to have cleared out and returned to Elder Du’s embrace? How come he hit back to poison her son again?

This name is a name, a bun is a bun!

”Son, you can’t just dislike Little Meat Bun and want to become a Sea Cucumber Bun because it’s more expensive!” Gu Changsheng thought about it and said, feeling sweaty-faced.

”No way! Mom says a soldier who doesn’t want to be a general is not a good soldier. I want to be the best bun among buns!” Little Meat Bun pouted, shaking his head with determination!

”...”

Gu Changsheng was speechless upon hearing this!

What she really wanted to say, was that a tailor who doesn’t want to be a general isn’t a good doctor either!

This seemingly smart and resourceful son of hers, why is he so fixated on buns?

She had just been thinking, filled with hope, that her son’s protest meant he might finally break free from the chains of buns and take a step toward growing up!

Now it seems, she was thinking too much!

This son of hers, he’s definitely spoiled rotten by her!

Look at this low IQ!

He might even help count the money happily if someone sold him!

”Oh, bun, what wrong did you commit to offend my son so much!” Gu Changsheng muttered while looking at her little Meat Bun, and then continued, ”Son, is your brain stuffed with straw? Why are you so caught up with buns?”

”What’s wrong with buns? Mom, you can’t look down on buns! We eat buns every day; we’d be hungry without them!” Little Meat Bun replied with righteous indignation, his chubby face full of seriousness. ”Mom, I just want to be a more mighty and imposing bun; you can’t do this...”

”I can’t do this? What else can I do?” Gu Changsheng was again speechless upon hearing this.

Damn, she was actually criticized by her son!

This!

This is absolutely impossible to argue against!

Gu Changsheng truly wanted to tell her son, even if you want to appeal, even if you want to resist, you should at least resist with a truly grand and classy name. Can’t we stop circling around buns!

Gu Changsheng could even imagine people’s evaluations of her son later: Legend has it, the son of the Southern Emperor, Young Prince Yaoyao, had the nickname Little Meat Bun, commonly known as Little Meat Bun Prince. Then, this story comes with a twist: when Little Meat Bun Prince was six or seven years old, he earnestly discussed the issue of his nickname with his mother, His Majesty the Southern Emperor, and righteously demanded a rename to Sea Cucumber Bun...

All because Sea Cucumber Bun is more valuable than Little Meat Bun!

Darn it!

From now on, Sea Cucumber Bun Prince, you’ll be immortalized!

For the sake of her son’s lifelong reputation, Gu Changsheng felt she had to stop this, or it would surely become yet another topic for public entertainment!

Damn, who can understand her bitterness at having such a silly son?

Baby feels bitter inside!

Baby just doesn’t say it!

”Son, I originally wanted to be lenient, thinking if your chosen name was truly classy and elegant, I’d half-heartedly permit it! Fortunately, your mother is quite open-minded!” Gu Changsheng said to her son with a face of deep resentment, ”But wanting to evolve from Little Meat Bun to Sea Cucumber Bun, I absolutely cannot consent to that! Damn, I won’t let my son be ridiculed for generations!”

”Uh... Mom, you’re mean! You allow the official to set fires but not the people to light lamps! Old Handsome Grandpa, quickly help manage my mom, she’s bullying me!” Little Meat Bun said with a tearful face, clutching his grandfather’s arm, complaining tearfully.

Gu Taitian looked at his grandson helplessly, patting his little back, he couldn’t help but say, ”In this matter, I agree with your mother. You should obediently remain Little Meat Bun! Actually, Sea Cucumber Bun might not necessarily be better! Expensive doesn’t always mean good!”

Little Meat Bun, hearing this, immediately stopped his fake cry, realizing that Old Handsome Grandpa wasn’t on his side, and quickly shifted gears, preparing to hug!

Gu Changsheng blinked.

Little Meat Bun, realizing he was turning towards his mother, swiftly changed direction again!

Now, it was neither his mother nor his traitorous Old Handsome Grandpa, but Little Monk Bu Jie!

Little Meat Bun immediately stretched his arms, ready to leap over!

Little Monk Bu Jie quickly understood Little Meat Bun’s intent, tightened his grip on the wooden fish, and then, unexpectedly, raised his hand to stop Little Meat Bun’s leap, saying, ”No! Don’t come over here! Being as silly as you, it might be contagious! Amitabha! Even Buddha can’t save you now!”

”Bang!” Upon hearing this, Gu Changsheng dared not look at her son’s face and collapsed, pounding her head against her father’s leg!

”You!” Little Meat Bun, with two hands outstretched, pointed at Little Monk Bu Jie, his face full of disbelief and shock, ”You! You bald donkey...”