Time Travel: The Best Doctor in Ancient Times

Chapter 1175: Chapter 842: My Mother Said...

”Cough cough!”

”Pfft!”

”Ah!”

”...”

As soon as Little Meat Bun finished speaking, the surrounding Zong Rong immediately choked on their saliva.

Medicine Immortal Old Man’s arm slipped over the edge of the bath barrel, and his whole head plunged into the bath, ”Cough cough! Cough cough...”

”Cough cough!” Little Monk Bu Jie, usually kind-faced, also changed color, looking incredulously at the Little Meat Bun beside whom he stood, questioning with trembling lips, ”Cough cough! Not rape... cough cough...”

”Ah? Not?” Little Meat Bun was caught off guard by their reaction, watching the old man struggling and splashing in the bath barrel, confused, scratching his little head, ”Did I remember wrong? Not rape? It’s cough cough? Something’s off...”

”Cough cough...” Hearing this, Little Monk Bu Jie coughed even harder, with a flash of embarrassment on his kind face.

”Cough cough...”

”Cough cough...”

Father and Son of the Guo Family were coughing so much that they couldn’t catch their breath, with their faces flushed red.

This Young Master, such a little ancestor!

Where on earth did he hear such remarks?

If the Southern Emperor knew his son was corrupted at their residence, what would happen?

Wouldn’t it bring trouble to them?

So, they’re anxious!

They are anxious, but there’s someone more anxious than them, which is the Medicine Immortal Old Man!

The Medicine Immortal Old Man splashed water, suddenly frightened and fell into the bath barrel, choked on water, coughing and struggling to get up, finally holding onto the edge of the bath barrel, steadying himself, with his old eyes red with anger, shouting furiously, ”Who’s the glutton for punishment that dares to spread rumors? Dare to ruin my reputation?”

Little Meat Bun was startled by his shout, involuntarily shrinking his small shoulders.

”I’ve lived for 120 years! Even if handsome and charming, I am a gentleman who walks among the thousand flowers, without a leaf sticking! Who? Who is spreading falsehoods about me? Gu Changsheng is the disciple I fancy, do you say I raped... cough cough her? You heard? Who did you hear it from?” The Medicine Immortal Old Man said, wanting to climb out of the bath barrel, but thinking of being stark naked, he stopped moving, yet his face was full of fury, ”Speak! Which little brat are you listening to? I promise not to beat them to death!”

”Uh...” Upon hearing this, Little Meat Bun hesitated, biting his finger, looking at the furious old man, twitching his little nose, with round eyes darting around, seemingly unable to resist the pressure, innocently and pitifully speaking, ”It was... it was my mom who said it...”

”Pfft!” Upon hearing this, the Medicine Immortal Old Man, although not spitting blood, exhaled sharply, collapsing again back into the bath barrel.

”Splash!”

With the Medicine Immortal Old Man’s action, a large spray of water splashed out of the bath barrel, dousing Little Meat Bun’s face.

Seeing this, Little Meat Bun immediately slipped away, pulling the dazed Little Monk Bu Jie and always backing Wuchang Yue, sprinting out of the guest room, not forgetting to call the stunned Little Han Mo with the Black Face, ”Brother Mo, run, grandpa is angry!”

Father and Son of the Guo Family, standing by the guest room door, watched the four little ones scurry away between their legs, stunned, speechless.

Until the four little ones ran far from the guest room, stopping by a wall to catch their breath, behind them, from Medicine Immortal Old Man’s room, came an anger filled roar echoing through the night sky, startling countless night birds...

”Gu Changsheng! You unworthy disciple! You’ll see!”

Little Meat Bun hearing this sound, suddenly lifted his head, looking at the flapping and chaotically flying birds under the vague moonlight, with his little mouth wide open, utterly stunned, ”Oh no! We seem to have caused trouble...”

”Not us, it’s you!” Little Monk Bu Jie hugged his Little Wooden Fish, rolling his eyes at Little Meat Bun.

”...” Little Meat Bun turned his head, looking pitifully at Little Monk Bu Jie, pouting his mouth to speak, ”Little Monk, don’t be so distant, we are grasshoppers tied to the same rope, neither I can escape nor you can hop away! Hmm!”

Little Monk Bu Jie: ”...”

His kind face was dark! Dark!

Since being dragged by this child to run away from home, Little Monk Bu Jie seemed trapped in flaming water, clinging along regardless of what the child did!

He is a monk!

A man of the cloth!

Not some scapegoat nanny!

”Gu Yaoyao! What do we do now? If the Witch Lord finds out, we are sure to get punished!” Wuchang Yue looked at Little Meat Bun with resentment, stomping.

”...” Little Meat Bun bit his finger, with a thoughtful look, ”Running definitely won’t work, my mom says, you can escape a monk but not the temple...”

”Don’t mention monks!” Little Monk Bu Jie glared, the mulberry wooden club in his hand ready to swing.

”Alright!” The little meatball nodded cooperatively, then his round eyes started darting around. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration gleamed in his eyes, and he spoke excitedly, ”Ha! I remember now! My mom said that in this kind of situation, you have to strike first to gain the upper hand!”

As the little meatball spoke, he counted on his little fingers, carefully recalling what his mom had once said, ”Red lips, white teeth, a tongue lithe like a lotus, twisting the truth, overturning heaven and earth, that’s the way of the persuader!”

Little Monk Bu Jie, Wuchang Yue, Little Han Mo with the Black Face: ”...”

The faces of the three were identical in shock, dumbfounded and completely taken aback by the little meatball’s words.

Seeing this, the little meatball didn’t mind at all. Instead, he tugged at them and urged, ”Don’t just stand there! The most crucial thing now is to strike first. We need to go to mom before the old man and twist the truth before he can report on us, or we’ll really get a beating...”

The three of them were dragged along by the little meatball, running towards the dining hall.

”How do you twist the truth?” Wuchang Yue curled his lips, full of disbelief. Can black really be turned into white?

”You’ll know when we get there! Haha! The mountain person has his own tricks!” The little meatball ran enthusiastically, ”Hurry up, hurry up!”

”...”

The three of them were really defeated by the little meatball...

Dining Hall.

Gu Changsheng, who was casually chatting with Zhou Mu, heard the Medical Immortal Old Man’s furious shout from afar, causing her teacup to tremble. She stood up immediately, looking utterly bewildered.

”What’s going on? I haven’t even agreed to be his disciple, and I’ve already evolved into an unworthy disciple?”

Damn it, what is going on here?

You hear that old man’s voice, so full of rage, and now I’m supposed to wait, wait for what? A beating?

Who did I provoke or offend?

I was just peacefully having tea in the dining hall, and suddenly disaster strikes!

Damn!

Can someone quickly come and take this unruly old master away!

Zhou Mu’s handsome brows also furrowed slightly, and he stood up with Gu Changsheng.

The two exchanged a glance and began to walk out of the dining hall, but before they could step outside, four small figures were already running rapidly towards them under the moonlight.

”Mom... Mom... I’m back...”

The little meatball ran while spreading his little arms towards his mom, his face full of joy.

Seeing her son, Gu Changsheng’s phoenix eyes narrowed. Watching him pounce, she bent down reluctantly, opened her arms, and picked him up, ”Weren’t you going to the kitchen to check on the food? Why are you back before the food is even served?”

”I didn’t go to the kitchen!” The little meatball said cheekily, hugging his mom’s neck, ”I went to get revenge for you, mom! Did you hear the old man’s roar? I made him fall into the bathtub, and he drank a lot of bathwater, almost drowned...”

Gu Changsheng was stunned hearing this, looking at the little meatball in her arms in shock, her phoenix eyes gleaming brightly.

Her son really was something!

Gu Changsheng didn’t need to think to know who the old man in the little meatball’s mouth was; it must have been the Medical Immortal Old Man!

And who was the Medical Immortal Old Man? He was a top master among masters!

Even she and her evildoer dared not provoke him, yet her son went and caused him trouble?

She’s seen daring feats, but never something like this!

This was truly playing the game of death masterfully; it was admirable and praiseworthy!

”Son! Well done!” Gu Changsheng immediately felt the anger she had held back because of her disciple dissipate, and she didn’t hesitate to praise her son.

Beside her, Zhou Mu heard this, a sharp gleam flashing in his deep black eyes as he glanced at the little meatball resting comfortably on his woman’s shoulder.

Under his gaze, the little meatball shivered slightly, turning his gaze away, not daring to meet his eyes.

”Hey! That old man’s arrogant and unruly, yet we can’t defeat him. Now, I finally caught his weak spot; turns out he has no trick against children!” Gu Changsheng patted her son excitedly, ”Evildoer, I’ve thought of a way to avoid being that old man’s disciple. I’ll use my son as a shield. If he dares to cling to me again, I’ll unleash the meatball!”

Gu Changsheng spoke with firm righteousness, not feeling at all that using her son as a shield was improper.

Instead, the little meatball trembled ever so slightly at her words.

Zhou Mu saw this and smiled subtly. Under the moonlight, his face was calm and reserved, like that of a Divine Residence.

Little Monk Bu Jie and the others stood not far away, looking at the little meatball in Gu Changsheng’s arms with admiration, their lips twitching.

”But something’s not right!” In the next moment, Gu Changsheng sensed something was off. She furrowed her brows slightly, tilting her head to scrutinize her son on her shoulder, her phoenix eyes narrowing inquisitively...