Time Travel: The Best Doctor in Ancient Times

Capítulo 1098: Chapter 770: From the Vanity Table to the Doorway—So Wild!

For two lifetimes, past and present, Gu Changsheng had never been this embarrassed!

In his mind, a herd of grass mud horses roared past, making him as if fallen into the Witch Mountain Cloud Sea, unable to climb out!

This! This!

“Evildoer, are we not eating?” Gu Changsheng asked in despair, letting Zhou Mu help her fix her clothes, completely ignoring the part where someone took the chance to cop a feel while adjusting.

Suddenly hearing Gu Changsheng speak, Zhou Mu’s hand froze for a moment, then continued to tie her loose underwear.

“Didn’t you say that people are made of iron and food is steel, missing a meal makes you unbearably hungry?” Zhou Mu replied with a hint of helplessness towards his little woman’s insensitivity, his breathing turning a bit rapid again.

“But… I think Guo Family’s food is not tasty…” Finally, with her clothes adjusted, Gu Changsheng allowed Zhou Mu to sit her down in front of the dressing table.

It’s not just not tasty, it’s practically a Hongmen Banquet!

Just thinking about the Beauty Sai, who caught them on the spot, appearing at the dinner table, Gu Changsheng was convinced, damn it, this is absolutely a Hongmen Banquet; although the chance of not returning is low, the possibility of dying from embarrassment is really high!

In ancient times, they said Wei Jie died from being looked at too much because he was a peerless handsome man. When Gu Changsheng read that story, he often suspected that Wei Jie was actually killed by having fruit carts thrown at him!

But such a death method becoming eternally famous, if she died from embarrassment, she’d probably leave a stench for a thousand years!

The first Emperor to die from shame throughout history…

Oh well!

Her small life filled with worries, her dream of being an immortal villain for ten thousand years, was about to be perfectly fulfilled here!

What a tragic fate!

Thinking of this, the humiliated and aggrieved Gu Changsheng really wanted to hit her head against the wall. Thinking this, she actually did it, her forehead rushing towards the object in front of her.

“Bang!”

A crisp sound rang out.

Gu Changsheng felt a slight warmth spread from her forehead.

“What are you doing? Going to die from shame?” A deep laugh sounded above her, with an unstoppable teasing tone in the voice, “Relax, you don’t need to bang your head. Earlier, she didn’t see you, I blocked her…”

Block?

Block, my foot!

You can block someone’s sight, but can you block everything?

Really think people are fools, can’t even tell if it’s one person or two?

Oh my god!

This is just like covering your ears while stealing a bell!

Getting caught being lovey-dovey is one thing, but on the dressing table of all places, that’s just too wild, who knows if those pure-hearted ancient people can handle it!

What a sin, what a sin!

Just thinking of this, Gu Changsheng noticed her location.

The dressing mirror was tilted over, reflecting her freshly made simple bun, and the dressing utensils on the table had long disappeared to who knows where…

With just one look, Gu Changsheng jumped away as if touched by fire!

Damn it, the dressing table!

She never wanted to see this type of dressing table again in her life, it was practically the source of all evil! It was about to cause her to face the threat of being stared to death!

“Alright, let’s go, if we don’t get out now, people will surely start overthinking.” Zhou Mu looked at the little woman standing far away, staring at the dressing table on guard, with a doting smile, he walked over, took her hand, and led her out.

The dazed and confused Gu Changsheng let him lead her out, only returning to her senses with a start at the sound of the guestroom door creaking open. She hugged the door frame with a low growl of struggle, “Wait! Wait! Let me take a breather first! Let me mentally prepare myself first…”

Her face pressed against the door frame, Gu Changsheng clung to it with both hands and feet, lightly knocking her little forehead against it. Having half a mask put on her by Zhou Mu already, her knocking made a series of intermittent crisp sounds.

“Hehe…” Zhou Mu didn’t approach, crossing his arms, leaning with interest on the other door frame, barely half a yard away, watching the little woman frantically knocking her head on the door frame and scratching the wall with one hand, the curve of his lips growing wider, until it spread over his entire face…

“I don’t want to have dinner! I don’t want to have dinner! This is the first time in my life that I so desperately don’t want to have dinner!” Gu Changsheng mumbled to herself, on the verge of tears.

For a foodie, the temptation of a meal within reach at any other time couldn’t compare to her current state of shame and humiliation.

Once she looked forward desperately to eating, but now, Gu Changsheng avoided food like it was the plague!

“How embarrassing! How humiliating! I don’t want to see people anymore! Maybe I should just kill them all to keep them quiet! But slaughtering the entire household might be a bit unethical? That big-bellied woman is pregnant with a baby, a deadly sin… what to do… oh… what to do…”

Who will save her!

If Beauty Sai exposed her, recognized who she was, then…

Where could she put her face as the Southern Emperor then?

“Heavenly Father, you can’t play with people like this! How can one live happily…”

The little mask covering her forehead hit the door frame, and Gu Changsheng really wished she could just bash her head in and die!

Zhou Mu watched with great interest, looked up at the setting sun, shook his head, and had to speak, “My love, the people in front are probably already impatient waiting for us. If we don’t go and eat now, it’s not just a matter of embarrassment; they’ll definitely think we were…”

Doing what?

Making a baby?

Darn it!

This is slander! Gu Changsheng really wanted to drag Beauty Sai and Guo Luo over here, and even if she had to resort to the Witch and Gu techniques, she’d wipe their memories clean, boohoo…

What a tragedy! I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place!

“Let’s go!” Zhou Mu stepped forward and reached out to pull the woman clinging to the door frame.

“No!” Gu Changsheng growled lowly, struggling desperately, shaking her little head like a rattle drum, “No! Not me! Evildoer, you go, just say I’m not feeling well or something.”

“If I say you’re not feeling well, they’ll think I’m not considerate enough…” Zhou Mu glanced at her, his deep black eyes flashing with light and fire, vibrantly speaking.

She’s not feeling well, he’s not considerate?

What does that mean?

Gu Changsheng immediately understood, and then she banged her head against the door frame again, it was blatantly telling people they were overly indulgent!

When Gu Changsheng thought of this possibility, a dark line streaked across her forehead, and countless crows flew over her head!

Yes, people’s imaginations can be infinite, and they can come up with dozens of guesses that fit their own logic…

“Do I really have to go?” Eyes brimming with tears, Gu Changsheng asked hesitantly.

“If you don’t go, you’ll go hungry.” Zhou Mu nodded.

He directly shattered Gu Changsheng’s hope of sneaking something to eat.

Regarding the major issue of going hungry, Gu Changsheng hesitated for a moment, was it better to be hungry or embarrassed?

To Gu Changsheng, this question was a matter of life and death, it was really hard to choose, so hard!

After struggling for a bit, under Zhou Mu’s repeated urging, Gu Changsheng angrily banged the door frame again, looking as if she was going for broke, “Damn it, isn’t it just embarrassment? What’s wrong with embarrassment? Who am I? I was born thick-skinned, even a rabbit gun can’t pierce! Besides, I’ve even appreciated Japanese performance art films, if they don’t understand, that’s their lack of insight, what’s it to me? Bring it! Let’s eat!”

With that, Gu Changsheng took the lead and strode forward.

Zhou Mu saw she was no longer wavering and quickly followed suit.

However, the supposedly bold and heroic Gu Changsheng had only taken two steps before she spun around 360 degrees past Zhou Mu, returning to cling to the door frame, refusing to let go.

Zhou Mu was left stunned by her unpredictable actions, no matter how experienced he was on the battlefield, he’d never seen someone change their mind so abruptly!

Where was the determination of going for broke, the bravery of a brave warrior not returning?

“Evildoer, I regret it! I don’t want to be a warrior, I don’t have the courage to face the harsh reality!” snail-like Gu Changsheng clung to the door frame, her face filled with shame and anger, “You go, just say I’m not feeling well, then, I’m not feeling well, you’re all vivacious, they’ll just assume you’re vigorous, and then…”

Then better them than me, let me live a little longer!

“You! You!” Zhou Mu was helpless, seeing it was getting dark, if this little woman kept stalling, as guests, they’d really miss their welcoming banquet, which wouldn’t be good.

Thus, Zhou Mu moved decisively, quickly retracing his steps, starting to peel the person off the door frame from all angles!

“Being an ostrich is pointless! Do you really plan never to see that couple again?” Zhou Mu urged quietly, as Gu Changsheng refused to let go.

“The spirit of the ostrich deserves to be promoted, I refuse to see them!”

“Didn’t you say Beauty Sai is expecting twins, hinting there might be danger, can you really manage to hide forever?”

“…” Gu Changsheng was speechless, well, Beauty Sai might be a bit clueless, but after all, she’s an old acquaintance, asking her to ignore it would be difficult…

“If you keep dawdling here, we might as well just leave, no one in this Guo Family can really stop us…”

“…” That idea sounded great, Gu Changsheng was tempted.

She peeled one hand off, then the other, but the hand she had just peeled off grabbed the door frame again…

Zhou Mu didn’t dare to exert too much force, afraid of hurting her, and could only helplessly fight hand and foot with the woman stubbornly clinging to the door frame.

By the door frame, their two slender shadows overlapped, and their entangled actions were still vaguely visible…

“You… you guys…”

Guo Luo and Beauty Sai, who had come together to urge the guests to eat again, were also stunned by the scene before their eyes.

Beauty Sai’s swollen face flushed with a mix of colors, she swallowed with difficulty, almost whispering, “My… Godfather! Just now it was the dressing table, now it’s the doorway, these two… these two always choose such spots…”

This is just too wild…

Can’t bear to watch!

The two entangled at the door heard the movement nearby and were both stunned…