Let’s Squander A Billion First!

Chapter 1961: Chapter 1961: Feeding Guidelines (2)

Chuzheng hadn’t gone far when faint footsteps and a soft humming voice came from behind, sounding eerie and gloomy in the dark.

This voice was very familiar to the original host; without Chuzheng having to recall, she already knew who was humming.

It might have been a reflex, but Chuzheng felt her hair standing on end.

Chuzheng shuddered briefly, quickly scurrying away to the side.

Most of the time, the original host was so scared she couldn’t move, getting caught red-handed. But Chuzheng was different; she wouldn’t just sit and wait to be caught. Of course, she ran first.

Once she settles down and adapts to her new species identity, she’ll remember this grudge!

Chuzheng passed through a few alleys and quickly felt the bustling atmosphere of the city.

In Chuzheng’s current body, everything seemed colossal; she needed to look up even at people.

This is just... messed up.

Chuzheng found a corner to sit down, her body filthy, instinctively wanting to lick herself clean.

No, no licking!

Hold it together!

No licking!

A big shot cannot lick their fur!

Chuzheng resisted the urge to lick her fur, resting her small head against the wall behind her, sighing weakly.

Luckily, she’s just a cat now, so no one pays attention to her.

After sighing for a while, Chuzheng suddenly remembered an important question.

She’s now a cat, so... how is the Bastard supposed to squander now? Does it mean she doesn’t have to do it anymore?

Thinking of this, Chuzheng felt a little more at ease.

Chuzheng opened the game’s main storyline.

[Mainline: Player progress to become Queen of Cats 0%]

Chuzheng: ”...”

Meow?

Who wants to play with a bunch of cats?

What a crappy game!

Not playing anymore!

Chuzheng looked under the mainline, but no map appeared.

Chuzheng sat there fuming, scratching her tail with her paws, and finally, with dignity on the line, climbed to her feet.

First, I need to find a place to stay.

Chuzheng shook out her fur, just about to leave when there was a sudden tightness at her nape, and she was lifted off the ground.

Meow?

Which dog person dared to pick me up!!

Chuzheng was lifted by her neck and couldn’t even turn her head to see which dog person was so daring.

Chuzheng flailed her little short legs, realized how silly it was, and decisively gave up.

Just as she was about to try another method, Chuzheng found herself being set down, neck released, and immediately turned to look.

The person who had picked her up was a burly man, standing silently off to the side like a post.

And she was placed in the back seat of a car.

Dammit!

Just got out of the wolf’s den, and into the tiger’s lair.

Kidnapping cats is illegal too!

Just as Chuzheng was about to jump out, a pair of hands reached out from the darkness and picked her up, placing her into a warm embrace.

Chuzheng: ”!!!”

I’m getting angry!

Chuzheng angrily looked up at the owner of those hands, and in the next second, her bristled fur smoothed down, staring intently at the person in front of her.

Is this... the Good Person Card?

Good Person Card = Leader of those people outside

But... the map didn’t react! Chuzheng opened the game panel again to confirm that no map appeared.

Aaaahhhh!

What a crappy game!

Outside the car, neon lights cast flickering shadows inside, outlining the man’s silhouette—cold, quiet, like a sculpture.

He lowered his head, his face completely in shadow, making it impossible to see anything.

Chuzheng could only feel him looking at her, with no sense of danger in his gaze.

His fingers fell on Chuzheng’s back, sliding slowly down her spine.

Chuzheng shivered, curling her tail, the tip of it touching the man’s wrist before she quickly tucked it under her body.

What kind of crappy identity did the Bastard give her! Did they team up to mess with me!

Couldn’t handle it alone, so they teamed up?

Too much!

”Sir, should we take it back?” The bodyguard outside the car spoke roughly but with respect.

”Take it back.” The man’s voice was also cold.

”Sir, it’s a bit dirty, I should...”

”No need.”

The bodyguard hesitated, then said nothing more, closing the car door and moving to the front.

The car started, light and shadow gliding across the window.

Inside, all was quiet; the man touched her only once before resting his hand on the side, loosely surrounding her.

So at the moment, Chuzheng was lying on the man’s lap.

Chuzheng couldn’t help but reach out with her paw, wanting to scratch, but she forgot her situation, and the paw was quickly noticed by the man.

He gently pushed her paw aside with one finger, speaking with a voice as cool and calm as before: ”No clawing.”

The tone had no fluctuation, making it unclear whether it was a warning or a reminder.

Given her situation, Chuzheng temporarily withdrew her claws.

The car drove out of the city, the surroundings becoming increasingly deserted, finally climbing a mountain road and stopping in front of a manor.

Chuzheng: ”...”

This is a bit much!

The door was opened, and the man’s hand supported Chuzheng’s body, holding her as he got out.

The man took Chuzheng into the manor, and as they went through, except for the bodyguard following the man, Chuzheng didn’t see another living soul.

The manor exuded a creepy, deathly silence.

Eventually, even the bodyguard disappeared.

The man carried Chuzheng through a door, likely a bedroom.

But the man didn’t put her down, instead taking her into the bathroom.

Chuzheng: ”!!!”

Meow?

What are you doing!!

Isn’t this a bit exciting for a first meeting?

Chuzheng couldn’t speak now, nor could she scream like a silly cat, so she maintained her posture, silent.

Good Person Card!

I’ll endure!

The man turned on the hot water, filling the bathtub, then set Chuzheng in the bath. Instinctively, Chuzheng felt uncomfortable upon entering.

Her little paws immediately clutched the edge of the tub, trying to get out.

The man pressed a finger to her head: ”Get clean.”

Chuzheng: ”...”

Chuzheng finally saw the man’s appearance.

A sweater in black and white stripes, loosely draped over him, sleeves pushed to the elbows, revealing strong and firm forearms, skin with a cool undertone, where the veins and muscles were faintly visible beneath.

The man’s features, when seen separately, seemed not particularly noteworthy, but together, they gave an astonishing impression—more attractive the longer you looked.

His starry eyes seemed to contain the season’s first snow, exuding a thin chill, with breathtaking scenery.

While Chuzheng sized up the man, he pressed her back into the tub, water splashing, making Chuzheng shiver.

Instinctively, she grabbed onto the man.

Sharp claws touched the man’s skin, retracting in the next second.

It’s not good to scratch the Good Person Card...

The man glanced at her, the Little Cat wetly clutching the tub’s edge, seemingly scared of the water, yet refusing to show it, staying tense.

This posture...

The man pushed apart Chuzheng’s paws clutching the rim, submerging her into the water.

Only the gods know how much self-control Chuzheng had not to cry out.

Can’t cry out!

It’s humiliating! No, it’s cat-humiliating!

Cats have dignity too!

Even if not human, a big shot must maintain the appropriate demeanor!

Never give in!

This grudge will be remembered!

Not even for the Good Person Card!

As the water soaked into her fur, it became heavy; the man’s hands supported her underneath, beginning to clean the dirt from her body.

Chuzheng: ”!!!”

Does this count as harassment?

Never mind, Good Person Card doesn’t count as harassment.