Primordial Villain with a Slave Harem

Chapter 587: Greediest Cow of All

I pulled the communication artifact from my ring alongside the crystal of a certain girl I had removed before and then imbued my mana to call her.

A high-pitched, chirpy feminine sound welcomed my actions.

”Hello, Princess Felicity speaking!”

”Greetings, my fair princess. I’m-”

I couldn’t even finish my introduction, as she merrily squealed, ”Lord Black!”

It seemed only I had the balls to call her ’my fair princess’, others probably used ”Your Highness” or other stuffy titles like that when referring to her. To be fair, perhaps she just knew it was me from my voice.

”Indeed, it is I. Am I calling at a good time? I don’t wish to be scolded by your mother a second time.”

”Hehe! I didn’t even have dinner yet. As for my mother, I have to apologize, Lord Black. She didn’t have the right to treat you as she did.”

I had to chuckle inwardly. Didn’t have the right? How so?

She was rather lenient considering an unknown, adult man called her 13-year-old daughter in the middle of the night to have a chat with her. To make it even worse, Felicity was not only a young teen but a royal princess to boot.

If it was me in Queen Morgana’s place, I would’ve threatened the caller with a century of torture should he dare call my daughter a second time before confiscating the artifact from Felicity for life and grounding her for a decade.

… Yes, I was fully aware that my possessive feelings were not normal, once the time came for me to have a young daughter her age, I would have to learn how to take a chill pill somehow… It will be a mighty internal battle, that’s for certain.

Iris’ words rang in my mind, and Ayame was quick to reply.

Before Iris could retort, Ayame continued,

A rosy pink color emerged on Iris’ cheeks. She was so out of her element that she wasn’t even engaging in a catfight with Ayame despite her rude remarks.

Seraphiel chirped in while merrily massaging her soles.

”Lord Black, what’s that sound? It’s like someone is choking on their food… Are you alright?!” Felicity’s worried voice swiftly opposed Sera’s statement.

Ayame giggled amusedly, forcing the elf in question to mount a strong case of defense, protecting her honor as a woman.

Lucille was so into her euphoric sloppy toppy that she didn’t even recognize the fact that there was a heated conversation going on in her head.

My dog-girl whined her serious frustrations. РἈɴỗ𝔟ЕS̈

Ignoring my ladies for a moment, I replied to Felicity’s question. ”I’m fine, you don’t need to worry. I’m in the barn feeding my cows, the sound you heard is the greediest of them gorging on her favorite meal.”

Iris grumbled.

An elderly man’s voice sounded, ”Is that so? I’ve never heard a cow make such sounds.”

Queen Morgana forbade Felicity from speaking with me without a responsible adult’s presence, so this voice must’ve been coming from the current ’responsible adult’ being near her.

”That’s because you’ve never met a cow like this one. She’s a truly specific breed, a one-of-a-kind if you will. Who am I speaking with, if I may know?”

He coughed painedly, so much so that he struggled to reply. Felicity’s chirpy voice did it for him. ”Lord Black, you told me I should speak with my parents about my struggles with mathematics. You said the problem might not stem from me but from the ineffective teaching methods of my instructor. Father and Mother agreed with your sentiment and called upon the renowned mathematician Pythagoras! You’re speaking with him.”

”I see! I’m happy for you, Princess, and am honored to make your acquaintance, Lord Pythagoras.”

Just a tired grunt sounded from the audibly exhausted man.

”And, how is it, Princess Felicity? Did getting a new teacher help?”

”Yes! Lord Pythagoras is a very talented instructor…” She then kept going on about how good of a tutor this grandpa was, until snoring sounded from her end of the communication line.

Immediately, the princess’ tone drastically changed as she began whispering, ”Please ignore everything I just said, this old fossil is even worse than Miss Agatha, my previous teacher. I don’t understand a single thing he spouts and his breath stinks like a rotten corpse, I feel like crying and barfing at the same time whenever he parts his lips... Lord Black, I think the problem is me, I’m just too dumb to solve math problems.”

All movements in the room paused as numerous heads snapped toward the artifact in my hands. Even Blossom stopped massaging my shoulders for a brief moment. They were all beyond shocked that the precious jewel of the kingdom was saying such lines. Of course, Lucille’s incessant slurping sounds continued, she was not paying attention to anything besides throating my shaft into the deepest depths of her.

I did make this observation before, but now I was sure of it. After a monumental, brutal battle, this woman had an even bigger need to suck me off. It was as if her battery emptied and needed to be recharged. Of course, I was happy to help her out.

I lowered my tone as I whispered, not wishing to wake the man, ”Listen to me, Felicity. Don’t beat yourself up over a stupid subject like maths, we’re all good at different things. Instead, tell me, will being a good mathematician help you in the future? You’re the very last in the line of succession for the Vraven kingdom among your brothers and sisters…”

She finished my statement for me, and I couldn’t help but hear a sense of excitement bubble in her voice. ”Unless I want to govern a smaller patch of land like a county in the central region, I won’t need it. Instead of governing and administering, my dream has always been to become a strong mage like Mother! Math is useless to me!”

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A big grin emerged on my lips. ”If it’s useless for your future, not knowing how to solve math problems won’t be an issue.”

She sighed adorably, ”But I still have to pass the exams! I’ll be in very big trouble otherwise…”