Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 734: Chapter 733: You Dare Call it a Big Brother with Just 2 Centimeters?

The two were enjoying the barbecue, and as soon as a beer was downed, Chen Qiwen’s cheeks instantly turned rosy, incredibly charming. Paired with her stunningly beautiful face and alluring figure, she truly was irresistible!

Ye Haochuan felt even more restless inside, and the idea of getting Chen Qiwen drunk grew stronger.

”Yo! Brother San, there’s a chick over there! Damn fine one!”

At that moment, a frivolous jeering voice came from a distance.

A few punks with messy dyed hair, wearing ripped clothes, smoking in their mouths, and looking utterly arrogant approached.

The leader, with blond hair, noticed Chen Qiwen’s enticing rosy cheeks and his eyes lit up instantly, feeling parched and restless as the ”little brother” below paid its respects.

”Beauty! Meeting is fate, my name is Feng San, why don’t we get to know each other?” Blondie put on what he thought was a charming smile, reaching out his hand to Chen Qiwen.

”I don’t know you!” Chen Qiwen looked somewhat scared, eyeing Feng San timidly.

Her vulnerable appearance only fueled Feng San’s burning desire, making him wish he could immediately claim the beauty before him, and take her to the nearby motel to run wild!

”Hehe! It’s okay if you don’t know me, I’ll treat you to a drink, we can eat and drink together, and I’ll introduce my big brother to you while we’re at it!”

Feng San swallowed hard, his gaze roaming shamelessly over Chen Qiwen’s body, and while speaking, he even pointed to the little tent pitched below.

”Two centimeters and you call that a big brother? Then my twenty-six centimeters must be a behemoth,” Ye Haochuan couldn’t help but chuckle after hearing Feng San’s words.

”Damn it! You bastard, what nonsense are you talking about! Get lost if you don’t want to die!” Feng San’s face suddenly turned beet red, glaring at Ye Haochuan with immense fury.

”Hehe, I’m actually a doctor, but that thing I said just now was indeed nonsense, I apologize if it was offensive to you!” Ye Haochuan laughed mischievously and then sincerely apologized to Feng San.

Seeing Ye Haochuan’s earnest apology, Feng San’s expression softened slightly, and he was about to speak when he heard Ye Haochuan say, ”I saw it wrong, your ”brother” is clearly only 1.89 centimeters, not even two centimeters!”

”Pfft!” Hearing Ye Haochuan’s words, Chen Qiwen couldn’t hold back any longer, her laughter blooming like flowers.

By now, she had realized that Ye Haochuan was deliberately messing with Blondie. But this Brother Ye was too bad, shamelessly bragging about having twenty-six centimeters.

That’s way too long, how could it possibly fit in, it would break something!

Chen Qiwen’s cheeks suddenly became exceedingly flushed, her mind filled with wild thoughts.

”Fuck your grandpa! Are you looking for death?” Feng San finally caught on, his expression darkening instantly, rage surging in his heart as he pointed at Ye Haochuan, swearing vehemently.

His fellow punks also turned furious, pulling out steel pipes from their pants, ready to get into a fight at any sign of disagreement.

”Buddy, I really am a doctor, it’s not good for people to lose their temper so easily, you gotta smile more, or else you’ll get health issues!”

Ye Haochuan seemed not at all intimidated, and even walked up to Feng San, slinging an arm around his shoulder as he spoke.

”I’ll smile at your mother!” Feng San shoved Ye Haochuan’s hand away in one swift motion, truly enraged this time! He decided to deal with Ye Haochuan first, then take the beauty to the motel!

Just as he was about to instruct his minions to attack, Feng San suddenly felt something wrong with his body.

”Hahaha...”

Amid the baffled looks of the punks around, Feng San suddenly dropped the steel pipe, clutching his stomach and laughing uncontrollably.

”Haha...cough cough...haha...”

It was as if he saw something hilariously funny, his laughter bringing tears to his eyes, not even a cough could interrupt it.

”Three, Brother Three, are you alright?” The little ruffians were immediately dumbfounded and hurriedly rushed over.

”Damn! Haha... oof! Haha... to! Haha... death! Haha...” Although Feng San kept laughing hysterically, it seemed extremely painful for him, squatting on the ground, unable to speak clearly.

”Kid! Did you do something to him?” The ruffians snapped back to reality, each glowering at Ye Haochuan with rage.

”Ah, I’ve said it before, you really shouldn’t get angry so easily, or your body will suffer. Look at him, he doesn’t laugh enough usually, so now his body is forcing him to make up for it!”

Ye Haochuan feigned a sigh.

”Damn it! Fix Brother Three right now, or we’ll beat you to death!” The ruffians bared their teeth, swinging their steel pipes with a menacing whistling sound.

”A smile a day keeps the doctor away! How come you guys don’t get it?” All of a sudden, Ye Haochuan stepped forward and rapidly patted each of them a few times.

”Hahaha...”

Before the ruffians could react, they started feeling odd and dropped their steel pipes, clutching their bellies and bursting into uncontrollable laughter.

For a moment, a bizarre scene unfolded at the barbecue stand: a group of ruffians squatting on the ground, laughing non-stop without any sign of stopping even after ten minutes.

”Brother! Haha... please! Haha... have mercy!” At this point, Feng San finally realized what was happening and immediately knelt before Ye Haochuan, laughing while pleading.

Although his face still bore a joking smile, his eyes were filled with terror.

Seeing Feng San’s actions, the other ruffians also quickly knelt down in front of Ye Haochuan, their eyes begging him for mercy.

”A smile a day keeps the doctor away! This is all because you get angry too easily and don’t laugh much normally—it’s just a natural reaction of the body.”

Ye Haochuan inwardly chuckled to himself, but outwardly he adopted a sorrowful expression of pity.

Upon hearing his words, the ruffians were at a loss for tears. Their faces were almost cramping from so much laughter.

However, Ye Haochuan’s next words pointed them towards a solution: ”There is one way that might cure your current condition.”

At this, Ye Haochuan paused deliberately, keeping them in suspense, before continuing, ”Slapping each other across the face, the harder, the quicker the recovery will be!”

Ah?!

The gang members looked at each other, still laughing outwardly, but internally, they were extremely skeptical about whether Ye Haochuan was deceiving them.

”Believe it or not, it’s up to you. It has nothing to do with me anyway.” Ye Haochuan chuckled.

After hesitating for half a minute, Feng San could no longer endure and pointed at the two little ruffians in front of him, then at his own face.

”Smack! Smack!”

Seeing their boss giving the signal, the two didn’t hesitate, and instantly two heavy slaps flew across the face of Feng San.

The slaps dazed Feng San thoroughly, unleashing the anger that had been simmering inside him for a long time.

F*cking bastard! Dare to hit me!

He cursed inwardly, whirled his right hand and gave an unrelenting slap on one of the underling’s face.

”Ouch!” The underling howled miserably, rolling several meters away, his right cheek swollen to a massive size with a clear Palm Seal imprinted on it.

”Hey? I’m cured, I don’t have to laugh anymore!” After the howl, the underling suddenly realized with joy that he was completely cured!